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*The Circle*

Kelso: "Girls are so complicated, ya know?"

Eric: "Well Jackie is, she's the devil."

Savannah (the brunette) *sitting by Kelso*: "We are not! Your just stupid!"

*Kelso screams like a girl*

Fez: "Who the hell are you?"

Sav: "I'm Savannah."

Eric: "Okay and why are you here?"

Jessica (the blonde) *sitting by Eric and Fez*: "That's a secret!"

Eric: "What the! —Where the hell did you come from! "

Kelso: "Well you see when a boy and girl like each other they—"

Hyde: "Kelso! That's not what Forman meant!"

Savannah: "Dude! You make blondes look smart…"

Jessica: "Hey!"

Kelso: BURN!

Eric: "That was about you Kelso."

Kelso: "yeah but it was still a wicked burn!"

Me (sitting by Hyde): "Whoa this is fun!"

Hyde: "Holy mother of god! Who are you?"

Me: "I don't know, wait I think my name is Rachel…but it could be shabba-labba-ding-dong for all I know, hey that's a cool word. Shabba…labbadingdong!"

Hyde: well…I think she has had enough for tonight…

Kelso: "Whoa there's another one! This is weird!"

Fez: "I like them! *winking at Jessica, me and savannah* Ladies…" *smiling*

*Jessica looking uncomfortable scoots closer towards Eric and away from Fez*

Savannah smiles back and winks

Hyde: "What's with the midget?" *looking at me*

"Me: I'm fun size!"

Kelso: "Yeahhhhh…"

*I'm laughing uncontrollably*

*Savannah starts laughing too*

Kelso: "This one's hot!" *looking at me*

Me: "Pervert!" *frogging him in the arm*

Hyde: "I like her." *pointing at me*

*I wink*

Jessica: "oh gross!"

Fez: "I like them too, so ladies anyone want some Fez-a-lovin'?"

Jessica: "Hell no!"

Me: "Eww"

Kelso: If they want to do IT there gonna wanna do it with me, cuz well I'm gorgeous! I'm what you call "Man Pretty"!

Me: "Yeah, that's not a good thing…"

Jessica *giving Kelso a 'WTF' look*: "What's wrong with him?" She asked Eric.

Eric: "No one really knows, but he's the king."

Me: "I can see why…"

Savannah: "The foreign one is hot!" *She said out of nowhere*

Fez: "I'm all yours baby!"

*Savannah jumps off her chair and mauls Fez to the ground making out with him*

*Weird noises from Fez and Savannah are heard in background*

Eric: "You guys should leave."

Jessica: "Shut up and let us stay or I'll kick your ass nerd boy!"

Me: "That's my girl! I've taught you well."

Eric: "You can't hurt me!"

Jessica: *Kicks the chair out from under Eric easily*: "Believe me now?"

Eric: "Yes" *Eric groaned in pain*

*Kelso grabs my thigh*

Me: "What did I say about the touching?" *I kicked him off the couch*

Hyde: "Damn! Your hot!" *leans over and starts making out with me*

*I go along with it*

Jessica: "Be aggressive! Be-Be aggressive!" *She cheers at us as we make out then starts laughing*

Eric: *smirking looking at Jessica* "No more for the cheerleader okay!"

Savannah *coming up for air* "What did I miss?"

*looks over at us and starts laughing* "Get him girl!"

Fez: "Come back my Goddess!"

*Starts making out again*

Kelso turns to Jessica with one eyebrow raised : "So" *hitting on her*

Jessica: "Don't even think about it dumbass."

Me *coming up for air* : "Oooh Jess is getting hit on!" *Wolf Whistle*

Jessica: "Shove it."

Me: "Jess you know you like it!"

Jessica: "Shut up Rachel! No I don't I'll prove it!"

*suprises Kelso and kisses him*

Eric: "Ew she didn't even have time to prepare for that! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!"

Me: "Really? Star Wars? Really? Nerd!"

Eric: "She's almost as bad as red!"

Savannah: "What's a red?"

We all give her a WTF look.

Eric: "Yeah she doesn't need anymore…"

Me: "No she's just normally like that, its sad."

Hyde: "No doubt."

Kelso: "WOW!" *as they pull away*

Jessica: "I know!" *pulls him back to her and kisses him furiously then pulls away*

Kelso looks disoriented but happy!

Eric: "Ugh gross, Luke and Leia are way more fun to much! These two are just gross. "

Me: "I'm sick of hearing about Star Wars, your gonna read a different book that my foot wrote its called "On the road to in your ass"

Kelso: "Only Red can do that!"

Eric: "She's like a mini red!"

*I kick him in the shin*

Kelso: "Damn Rachel! You're violent! That hurt" *he pouted*

Me: "I know it was supposed to, your welcome."

Eric: "This is not the ass you are looking for!"

"The Jedi mind trick doesn't work!" *I start to get up to kick his ass*

Savannah: "Hey I got this."

*Savannah gets up*

*Eric looks terrified—as usual*

*He tries to run—but fails*

Savannah: "Come here dillhole!"

Hyde: "What a dumbass." *laughing*

Savannah comes back and sits down.

Eric: "OWWWW! She's strong for a girl!"

Savannah: "You calling me a man?"

Eric: "NO! NO! For the love of god no!"

Jessica: "anyway…"

Me: "We should do this more often!"

Jessica: "Hell ya!" *starts making out with Kelso—again*

*Me and Savannah shrug, then start making out with the other two, me with Hyde. and her with Fez*

Eric: "I will be avenged! I'm coming to get you le—"

*I kicked him.*

Eric: "Oww…"

Hyde: "Hahaha you're my idol!" *we high five*

*Savannah randomly starts laughing again*

Kara (redhead) finally speaks up: "What's in this stuff!"

*We all scream!*

Please review it only takes a second, and it will make my day! :D Also I may make another one of these with two of my other friends and make it as funny as possible if you like this one! Review!

Reviews.

To Hannah: Hey i got your review and i'm sorry to hear that you didn't love it. But everyone has their right to their own opinion. :D I am a hug Jackie/hyde fan also but i just felt like making that one with me and him (he is sexy haha)

I will actually be writing a story about Jackie and Hyde soon! But THANK YOU for the review!

To KarateKickGyrl89: Thank you so muchfor the review! It totally made my night! Yes you should write one just please don't make it to much like mine:) I would love to read it! Thanks! Maybe check out my other story and review? ;)

~M