Hey guys ^^ I wrote a new story while I was high on coke ( coco-cola) lolz ehhh yeah well anyway I know this probably stinks but a well I was just like really hyper and watched some awesome guinea pig videos on youtube and I just had to write something about guinea pigs lolz …enjoy! ^^

I do NOT own Naruto!! (Unfortunately :3 )

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~ Guinea pig fun and today's special guest Rossy! ~

Sakura opened her eyes as she felt something poking her. She looked up to see a guinea pig crawling on her back, as she stared at the guinea pig, the guinea pig did a poo poo on her new super ultra soft super dear blankets. She screamed.

"Sakura what the hell is your problem it's…." The young Uchiha looked at the black shiny alarm clock on his bedside table. "….. Two in the morning……TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING!! What's your problem woman, if you really want to scream then …… Sakura will you please explain to me something……. What in the world is a guinea pig doing on my bed!!?" The all so mighty Uchiha asked while looking at the o-so-happy guinea pig, wait not looking … glaring, t was actually a pretty terrifying sight, I mean a nineteen year old boy half naked with a chicken butt hairstyle who isn't afraid of anything and blah, blah, blah glaring at a white and brow little animal who looked pretty happy considering the fact that he pooped on a o-so-nice-and-comfy bed. Sakura didn't know what to say she just stared at the little animal. "Sasuke…." She said, "….did you hear that!!" Sasuke stared of her. "Yeah actually I wanted to ask you the same question!" He got out of his warm and comfy bed and looked back at Sakura. "Darling where's my baseball bat?" Sakura stared; she stared and stared and stared. "Sasuke…baby …..Are you feeling OK!! You don't need that stupid thing, now go downstairs and beat the living daylights out of that guinea pig!" Sasuke looked at her and pouted. "You threw it out didn't you?" Silence, "Maybe," Sasuke looked at her again but this time he looked like he was about to cry, just as Sasuke and Sakura were about to have a fight about baseball bats and guinea pigs, they both heard a big loud bang downstairs, and after a few minutes a very traumatised Naruto ran in. " OMG!!! I LOST MY BEAUTIFUL ROSSY!!! SHE WAS SO YOUNG AND BEAUTFUL AND…..she did a poop in your bed! ( O.O ) " Long silence, and Sakura getting a knife ready for chopping poor Naruto into small pieces. " Weeeel at least she's safe!" as Sakura was about to kill the living daylights out of Naruto he ran up to her bed grabbed his precious Rossy and ran as fast as his legs would carry him trying his best to doge the flying knifes.

I know it's very short and lame but Im out of coke and couldn't come up with anything more! ^^''

Sorry :3

-CrimsonOxMoon! xP