My Eternal Kan: Sweet Sacrifice
Chapter 1
Amy sat in her bedroom listening to Deadmau5. She cranked up the music so loud that everyone in the neighborhood could hear it. She started up her iPhone 6 and started recording herself. She looked into the cam and said "fuck da world bitchez, I'm joining the cool kids!" She began smoking what seemed to be the biggest can hashtag of Mary J anyone had ever seen before. Oh, did I forget to mention that she's totally into dub step and being emo. As she smoked the Mary J, she began to see pretty colors. She was laughing and showing her V to the cam, as any good Brit would not. Downstairs, Raphael was in his pink robe with cucumbers on his eyes, reading Rogue (TM) magazine that showed the hottest male bods of the 17th century [the front page featured Patrokolos] and eating a heap of crumpets at a time. Raphael had pretty much let himself go after he failed parenting his only childfuck. He gained a LOT of weight and hadn't shaved himself for months. As he heard the Deadmau5, he slowly slumped out of his chair and began creeping up the stairway to Amy's room. As he went up the stairs, he saw pictures of when she was little. How they used to play together and be a family..then everything changed when that cunt decided that being emo was cool even though that is soo 2003. So Raphael opened the door. Amy was so fucking stoned that her whole eye sockets were red. "AMY YOU'RE GROUNDED!" Raphael roared. Amy SCREEEEECHED at Raphael and said "FUCK YOU IM LEAVING!" And jumped out the window. "FINE LEAVE!" Raphael cried, but you can't tell because he still has cucumbers in his eyes. Raphael sobbed. Amy ran into the Evil Soul Forrest...but then tripped and cracked her skull and it ruined her memory!
Huh where am I? The man woke up naked in the forest. He only had chains and a French Toast Trench coat thrown on him. There were baby wolves knawwing on his legs. "Eww." He kicked them away. But one stuck out to him. It was a pretty wolf, not much different. Well, it did kind of float in a hover panel from Star Trek and possess teleporting powers, and was not even the same shape as a real wolf... But the man still felt a connection with it. "You are Z.W.E.I. V2.0" it spoke to him. "You speak English?" The man questioned the wolf. "No. But I speak werewolf, and that is what I am speaking right now, Z.W.E.I.." He gasped. "I'm...?" The wolf nodded its hover panel forward. "Yes. You are now a werewolf... Technically speaking." The wolf continued. "Huh? What does that mean? I can be a cool beast right?" He humbled. "No. You are basically a programmer faggot. You see, you can call upon me whenever and i will fight with you. But yes, you will still get the stank of a werewolf, Z.W.E.I.." The wolf finished. "Wolf, why do you call me Z.W.E.I.?" Z.W.E.I. Spoke once more. "Because that is your name. And I am not a wolf. I am a wolf_ ." Z.W.E.I. was about to ask what his name meant when the wolf_ interrupted him. "You will learn the meaning of your name in time." At that moment both programmer and program looked to a girl who had just cracked her head and bleeded all the red out of her hair onto the forest ground. "Girl!" Z.W.E.I. cried out running to her.
Deleted scenes: Katpiss comes frum no were and shoots Z.W.E.I. and murders da wolves. Dat is his past and y hi is wrrewilf.
