Percy's Pledge

I pledge allegiance to the wizard who runs the Ministry of Magic.
And to the wizard world for which he works, one good man,
Invincible, with liberty and justice for all!




What Ron Recited

God, I would like to ask you a few questions.
My mom says that I have to wash my hands before
Lunch, even when I am going outside again afterwards!
What's the good of that?
She also says that I can't have a new broomstick.
Why not?
One more thing,
Why couldn't I have been an only child?


Potter's Prayer

God, will you please deliver this message to my mother?
Clears his throat Mom, I would just like to ask you one thing.
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH VOLDEMORT OUT TO KILL
ME AND ME BEING ALONE AND DEFENSELESS? I WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED! WHAT KIND OF A MOTHER ARE YOU?
Got that, god?


Hermione's Hope

All I want is my teeth to shrink,
Me to get good grades,
And For Harry Potter to notice me!
Thanks for helping me out.