Now I'm telling you, this story IS HECK LONG. I'm not kidding. It could've been longer! Now ENJOY XD

"I'm back aren't you all so happy!" Cowtails said happily.

Skipper stared at her, "Uhhh...Sure..."

Cowtails scowled, "Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll just let SP deal with you!"

Kowalski's eyes widened. "Oh please no...I missed you" He said quickly.

Rico nodded, "uhuh uhuh uhuh"

Private laughed nervously, "Me too!"

"So only Skipper needs punishment...what shall I do?" Cowtails said deep in thought.

"ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!" Skipper screamed.

SP's POV

"Or needle cat." I said.

"Needle cat...I like that idea." My friend said with a smile.

"AAAAAHH! HELP! NEEDLE WIELDING GIRLFRIEND IS ABOUT TO KILL ME!" Skipper screamed.

I don't think Cowtails would kill him… Or would she? Skipper ran past me screaming.

"Get back here you pint sized commando!" Cowtails shouted, chasing Skipper with a needle in hand.

Then Private chased Cowtails with Rico. "Cowtails! Please stop this!" The little penguin shouted.

"STOP! STOP!" Rico yelled.

I got out some popcorn to enjoy the show.

Skipper jumped on my lap suddenly, "AAHHH! SAVE ME!"

I had to stop myself from killing him myself. No one is allowed on my lap!

"Skipper! It's your girlfriend! I really don't think she'll kill you!" Kowalski shouted.

I look over to see Private calming Cowtails down. She looked calm.

"Yes...he didn't mean to be rude to you..." Private said slowly.

"KABOOM!" Rico suddenly shouted.

The calm expression was wiped from her face, "AAHHHHHH! I'M GONNA KILL MY BOYFRIEND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

"Uh oh...Private, Rico, she's gone to extreme insane levels! Duck and cover! Get out of here and go to SP's room now! Skipper, nice serving with you!" Kowalski shouted.

Then the three penguins grabbed me and ran out of Cowtails room. I got legs you know!

Skipper's POV

OHCRAPOHCRAP!

"Mommy..." I gulped.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'LL FIND YOU SOONER OR LATER, SKIPPY! HEEEHEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE!" Cowtails shouted.

I'm dead!

This part of the story was awkward for me because of SP and Cowtail's hidden pasts . . Mostly Beacuse SP's Background had a lot development on it.