Prolog:
We start out on a seemingly uninteresting planet in the andromeda galaxy, this planet's name is Alacia (pronounced alaeceea), it is home to a race of humans, trolls, and hybrids. The zombie apocalypse already happened in 2102 and is over with, get over it guys. Now back to the plot line. We live comfortably in their hive houses. Nothing exciting has happened since the creation of our universe. Not until the rumor of Sgrub 4.13 started to spread. Most believed that is was cursed or just a stupid legend and stayed away from such a game...unfortunately for Alacia and it's inhabitants a group of friends, us, decided to boot up the game for one simple reason: We're bored...So fuck it. instead of the death of our planet being inevitable it became a chosen course by booting up the game. As our ancestors face palm and grumble at our sheer stupidity, they can't help but smirk and cheer us on for they realize that we are their descendants and stupid people do stupid things.
Ch. 1 Boot Up
Jinxx's POV:
My eyes flutter open as I bounce of a flying dream. I sigh wishing I could fly, it would be so cool. I pull the covers back and get out of bed. I go to the kitchen and pour a bowl of my favorite cereal, Grainy Os. i go back upstairs get dressed, I grab some grey skinny jeans and a long sleeve shirt with a red gemini symbol. I go under my bed and take out my black combat boots, I put them on and lace them, unlace them, and lace them up again four times up. I walk out of my room to go brush my teeth. I walk back to my room. I walked through my door and walked back out.
"Ah thats be==tter," I walked back in and sat at my computer, I put the CD cases on the desk next to the computer. I swiped at the mouse four times, then clicked. The computer jumped to life showing the chat window of pestertroll.
"damn i fo==rgot to take m==y pills" I say aloud just reminding myself.
(MK mamaKarma MD mysticDarkness)
MK: Hey Faye I fo==und this new g==ame you wanna pla==y?
MD: Y3ah whats' 1t call3d?
MK: It's called Sgr==ub 4.13 you wanna pl==ay?
MD: Sur3 why th3 fuck not?
MK: Okay I wi==ll bring you ov==er the game.
MD: Ok sw33t 1'll wa1t for 1t th3n but b3 snappy 1 don't l1k3 wa1t1ng.
MK: I'll drop o==ff a copy.
MD: Alr1ght. What's th3 gam3 about do you know?
MK: You remember th==e rumors about th==at game and eve==ryone thought it w==as just a lege==nd?
MD: Y3ah 3v3ryon3 flipp3d th31r sh1t...1 n3v3r laugh3d so hard 1n my l1fe.
MK: Well … It's th==at game!
MD: ...Ar3 you sh1tt1ng m3 r1ght now?
MK: NOPE!
MD: Alr1ght th3n...w3ll you know what 1 always say! "1'm bor3d so...fuck 1t!"
MK: I'm coming ov==er now
MD: F1n3 1'll hav3 to cl3an up a b1t th3n. S33 you soon.
(mysticDarkness ceased pestering mamaKarma)
I get out of the ridiculously comfy computer chair and grab the copies of the game I have, I grab my longboard and roll out the door. I push that thing so fast that I could smell smoke coming from the wheels. I finally arrive at Faye's house hive after a couple of turns. I kick up my longboard and grab it. I walk with it to the door and as hard as I can hit the door with my fist four times. Faye opens the door and I walk inside.
Faye's POV:
After hearing four knocks on my door I put down the trash since I knew who it was. I put my mask on the table, it's no use wearing it when my half sister is with me. She gets creeped out by it anyways. Opening the door I stepped aside so the smaller troll could walk in.
"D1d you br1ng th3 gam3? You d1dn't forg3t 1t d1d you?" I asked her as she made a beeline to the kitchen.
"Yeah I fuc==king brought it w==hy would I ri==sk the poor wh==eels of my boa==rd for you i==f i didn't br==ing the fucking ga==me?" she retorted slamming open my cabinets.
"B3caus3 1t's just l1k3e you to forg3t 1t. What ar3 you look1ng for?" I asked leaning against the kitchen doorway watching her search my cabinets.
"Peanut butter m==an where the sh==it is it b==y the way?"
"On th3 fuck1ng count3r 1n front of you dumbass," I snickered as she glared at me reaching for the peanut butter.
"Here . . ." she throws the game disk at my face.
Catching it I smile, "Thank you~! So you'r3 go1ng to b3 th3 s3rv3r play3r r1ght?"
"Yeah! We ju==st need more peo==ple. Any idea o==n who should jo==in?" she started eating the peanut butter with a spoon sitting on my couch.
Before I could respond my phone started buzzing telling me someone was pestering me. Opening the app I saw that it was savageFreak a.k.a. Mega Deuce Lord.
"Ugh 1t's m3ga d3uc3 lord," I groaned.
"Ugh just ign==ore him! He's s==o annoying!" Jinxx grunted licking her shovel spoon.
"1f 1 do th3n h3'll s3nd m3 l1nks to th3 w31rd s1d3 of YouTub3," sighing I answered savageFreak.
(SF savageFreak MD mysticDarkness)
SF: hey did you get the g4me yet?
MD: Y3s now fuck off
SF: don't be so cold. You w4nn4 pl4y with me.
MD: Way to sound cr33py. And no 1 don't want to play any gam3 with you.
SF: lol to b4d you're going to pl4y with me 4nyw4ys.
MD: No 1 won't l3t J1nxx add you!
SF: So Jinxx is the server pl4yer I'll 4sk her then.
MD: Damn 1t!
(savageFreak ceased trolling mysticDarkness)
(SF savageFreak MK mamaKarma)
MK: Oh hey War==ren what's up?
SF: Hey c4n I join your te4m 4 Sgrub 4.13?
MK: yeah sure I'==ll add you i==n. Im going t==o be your se==rver player ==k?
SF: Sounds sweet! So who will I serve?
MK: Faye, . . . . oh sh==it!
SF: I like this ide4. 4nd I take it she's trying to kill you now?
MK: YES . . . FUCK
SF: I'll le4ve you to it! GOOD LUCK!
(savageFreak ceased pestering mamaKarma)
Warren's POV:
After I finished pestering Jinxx I put the game in my computer. When it booted up I heard this really loud fucking thump behind me. Jinxx better not be fucking up my awesome shit.
(SF savageFreak MK mamaKarma)
SF: Um...Jinxx wh4t 4re you doing to my home hive?
MK: Placing some stu==ff that you ne==ed. This one i==s a alchemiter, th==is one is th==e totem lathe a==nd this one i==s the cruxtruder.
SF: Wow. They're huge! I'll find out how it works l4ter. In other words I'm just going to mess around until something happens.
MK: NO you might do something wrong, just wait for me to tell you what to do.
SF: Sorry it's to l4te! Pester you l4ter! W4tch over me!
MK: DUDE YOU JUST STARTED THE COUNTDOWN SHIT MAN
SF: ;P This is fun 4lre4dy~
(savageFreak ceased pestering mamaKarma)
(to see story with colors go to , it has the same title Sgrub 4.13 and is written by Loyal Guard of Hearts)
