Wild Arms 2: Little Red Running Shorts^_^
Written by a highly-drugged Neon Greywords of NWA2S.

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I got this idea by reading a funky fairy-tale book, where the plots were the same, but what happened in general was changed a bit. You'll see. Oh, there is some yummy yaoi in this. Blah. Enjoy!

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(Lilka) Oh great. I hafta be Riding Hood. -_-;

(Neon) ::on the sidelines:: Running Shorts! I dun wanna be sued!

(Lilka) ::sweatdrop:: Oro. *starts walking to the Town of Meria* *koff* Oh, I haven't seen poor Ashley-kun in so long! He probably banged Marina some and then left by now. ::whine:: Well, Ashley-kun and Marina-chan will except this basket of jellyrolls...

*pause*

(Lilka) WAIT! Jellyrolls?! *starts fishing into the basket* ^___^

*WHHHIP!*

(Lilka) Owowowow!! What was that for?!

(Neon) *growl* Touch them and die.

(Lilka) -_-; okay... ::walks past Judecca, who is wearing fake wolf ears and tail::

(Judecca) Where are you going, dear? ::his glasses glimmer as he tilts his head, giving a nice affect::

(Lilka) Uhh... Judecca?

*WHHHIP!*

(Lilka) Ah! ::dodges:: Stop that!

(Neon) *insane laughing* Muahaha! Just play by the script!

(Judecca) Yeah, we need to get to the yaoi part, y'know.

(Lilka) Oh gods. Fine... *koff* I'm going to Meria to see Ashley-kun and Marina-chan, since it has been ohhhh-so-long since we've talked.

::Lilka walks into Meria, Judecca sneaking behind her...::

(Neon) Next scene!!

::in Marina's room::

(Marina) Why do I have the feeling Neon-chan's gunna pull something?

*BAM!*

(Marina) ::falls over dead::

(Judecca) ::blows the smoke off his gun:: ^^

::in Ashley's room::

(Ashley) ::jumps up at the sound of the gunshot:: What?! That was in Marina's room!! Marina!!

(Lilka) ::walks into Marina's room:: Marina-chan! Ashley-kun! It's me, Lilka! Remember me? WOAH! You again!

(Judecca) ::grabs her and puts her into a headlock, gun pointed to her head:: Don't move.

(Lilka) eeehehe... ^^;;; Uh... dun kill me...! Y'know.. I always thought you were the cutest in Odessa...!

(Judecca) *growl* Yer making me wanna shoot you MORE. .;

(Ashley) ::bursts in:: Marina?! ::looks at the floor, seeing her dead:: Marina! Noooo!! *pop* No, wait! I'm single again! WHOOHOO! ^__^ ::dances around::

(Lilka) EXCUSE ME?!

(Ashley) Oro? O_o;

(Lilka) Judecca and me were trying to settle things here and you just barge in here!!

(Ashley) O_o;

(Judecca) Ashley!! ::gets stary eyed::

(Lilka) ::whimper:: Dun hump my leg...

(Judecca) ::pounces on Ashley:: ASHLEY!! ^_^

(Ashley) ::pounced on:: Now THAT's a lover!!

(Lilka) ::sweatdrop:: huh?? Neon-chan, was there a point to this fic?

(Neon) I'm tierd... and hungry... and in a yaoi mood... and... *thud* ZzzzZZzzZz...

(Lilka) ::looks over at Ashley and Judecca:: Ew. Frickin sickos. Let's just end this now. O_o;

End

(Lilka) ^^ yay!

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(Neon) ::insane laughter can be heared:: I'm such a dork! hahaha!!

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