Wild Arms 2:
Little Red Running Shorts^_^
Written by a highly-drugged Neon Greywords of NWA2S.
Please do not alter, copy, or post onto your
own site without my permission. What this on yer site? email me^^
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I got this idea by reading a funky fairy-tale book, where the
plots were the same, but what happened in general was changed a
bit. You'll see. Oh, there is some yummy yaoi in this. Blah.
Enjoy!
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(Lilka) Oh great. I hafta be Riding Hood. -_-;
(Neon) ::on the sidelines:: Running Shorts! I dun wanna be sued!
(Lilka) ::sweatdrop:: Oro. *starts walking to the Town of Meria* *koff* Oh, I haven't seen poor Ashley-kun in so long! He probably banged Marina some and then left by now. ::whine:: Well, Ashley-kun and Marina-chan will except this basket of jellyrolls...
*pause*
(Lilka) WAIT! Jellyrolls?! *starts fishing into the basket* ^___^
*WHHHIP!*
(Lilka) Owowowow!! What was that for?!
(Neon) *growl* Touch them and die.
(Lilka) -_-; okay... ::walks past Judecca, who is wearing fake wolf ears and tail::
(Judecca) Where are you going, dear? ::his glasses glimmer as he tilts his head, giving a nice affect::
(Lilka) Uhh... Judecca?
*WHHHIP!*
(Lilka) Ah! ::dodges:: Stop that!
(Neon) *insane laughing* Muahaha! Just play by the script!
(Judecca) Yeah, we need to get to the yaoi part, y'know.
(Lilka) Oh gods. Fine... *koff* I'm going to Meria to see Ashley-kun and Marina-chan, since it has been ohhhh-so-long since we've talked.
::Lilka walks into Meria, Judecca sneaking behind her...::
(Neon) Next scene!!
::in Marina's room::
(Marina) Why do I have the feeling Neon-chan's gunna pull something?
*BAM!*
(Marina) ::falls over dead::
(Judecca) ::blows the smoke off his gun:: ^^
::in Ashley's room::
(Ashley) ::jumps up at the sound of the gunshot:: What?! That was in Marina's room!! Marina!!
(Lilka) ::walks into Marina's room:: Marina-chan! Ashley-kun! It's me, Lilka! Remember me? WOAH! You again!
(Judecca) ::grabs her and puts her into a headlock, gun pointed to her head:: Don't move.
(Lilka) eeehehe... ^^;;; Uh... dun kill me...! Y'know.. I always thought you were the cutest in Odessa...!
(Judecca) *growl* Yer making me wanna shoot you MORE. .;
(Ashley) ::bursts in:: Marina?! ::looks at the floor, seeing her dead:: Marina! Noooo!! *pop* No, wait! I'm single again! WHOOHOO! ^__^ ::dances around::
(Lilka) EXCUSE ME?!
(Ashley) Oro? O_o;
(Lilka) Judecca and me were trying to settle things here and you just barge in here!!
(Ashley) O_o;
(Judecca) Ashley!! ::gets stary eyed::
(Lilka) ::whimper:: Dun hump my leg...
(Judecca) ::pounces on Ashley:: ASHLEY!! ^_^
(Ashley) ::pounced on:: Now THAT's a lover!!
(Lilka) ::sweatdrop:: huh?? Neon-chan, was there a point to this fic?
(Neon) I'm tierd... and hungry... and in a yaoi mood... and... *thud* ZzzzZZzzZz...
(Lilka) ::looks over at Ashley and Judecca:: Ew. Frickin sickos. Let's just end this now. O_o;
End
(Lilka) ^^ yay!
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(Neon) ::insane laughter can be heared:: I'm such a dork! hahaha!!
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