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Well I caught my wife with another man
And it cost me ninety nine
On a prison farm in Georgia
Close to the Florida line
Well I'd been here for two long years
I finally made the warden my friend
And so he sentenced me to a life of ease
Taking care of Ol Red

Inuyasha decided to surprise his wife of five and a half years by coming home early.

"Hey honey im home" He stated out loud, but got no answer. He heard noises in their bedroom. So he went up thinking she's cleaning. "Hey Kikyo why don't we go-" He never got to finish because as he opened the bedroom door he found his wife in bed with none other the Onigumo Naraku. "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING WHORE!"

Kikyo jumped in surprised and was clutching the sheet to her chest fearfully. "Inu its not-" that was all she got out.

Five months later….

"We find the defendant guilty of two accounts of manslaughter and here by sentence the defendant to life in prison." The jury announced.

Two years later…

"You wanted to see me warden?" Inuyasha asked stepping into the mans office

"Ah Inu just the man I wanted to see." The warden said getting up and wacking Inuyasha on the back.

"Cut the crap Miroku what do you want."

"Well ive decided your going to be Ol' Reds new care taker." Miroku laughed at his friends expression.

Now Ol' Red he's the damnedest dog that I've ever seen
Got a nose that can smell a two day trail
He's a four legged tracking machine
You can consider yourself mighty lucky
To get past the gators and the quicksand beds
But all these years that I've been here
Ain't nobody got past Red

And the warden sang
Come on somebody
Why don't you run
Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun
Get my lantern
Get my gun
Red'll have you treed before the mornin' comes

Well I paid off the guard and I slipped out a letter
To my cousin up in Tennessee
Oh and he brought down a blue tick hound
She was pretty as she could be
Well they penned her up in the swampland
'Bout a mile just south of the gate
And I'd take Ol' Red for his evening run
I'd just drop him off and wait

Several Months later…

"Hey Hakaku hows it going." Inuyasha said to the guard while on his way out to walk Ol' Red. But what nobody saw was the money or letter that Inuyasha slipped him.

"Hey Sess. You got a letter from Inu." Kagome said to her husband as she walked up to him on the front porch.

"Really and what does it say." He asked as he pulled her into his lap.

"Don't know lets find out."

Hey, Sess Hey Kagz

I need a favor……….

Inu

"What do you think honey?"

Sesshomaru smiled "We should get going, don't you think."

And the warden sang
Come on somebody
Why don't you run
Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun
Get my lantern
Get my gun
Red'll have you treed before the mornin' comes

Now Ol' Red got real used to seeing
His lady every night
And so I kept him away for three or four days
And waited till the time got right
Well I made my run with the evenin' sun
And I smiled when I heard 'em let Red out
'Cause I was headed north to Tennessee
And Ol' Red was headed south

'Alright this is it.' Inuyasha said to himself 'Sess better be there or he's in deep shit 'cause I ain't walking all the way there.' He looked around one last time before running. He smiled when he heard the baying of a hound in the distance.

And the warden sang
Come on somebody
Why don't you run
Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun
Get my lantern
Get my gun
Red'll have you treed before the mornin' comes

Now there's red haired blue ticks all in the South
Love got me in here and love got me out