I am not the kind of woman who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion

But you are not the kind of gentleman who should be marrying Caroline

I sneak in and see Bingley and snotty Mr. Hurst all dressed in pastels

And Caroline's yelling at Georgiana

Somewhere back inside a room wearing a gown shaped like a pastry

This is surely not what you thought it would be

I lose myself in a daydream where I stand and say

Don't say yes, run away now

I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage

Don't wait or say a single vow

Mr. Wickham would have run out

And Mr. Collins said speak now

Curtsies and bows are exchanged

And the organ starts to play a song that sounds like a death march

And I am hiding in the curtains

It seems that I was uninvited by the lovely Miss Bingley

She floats down the aisle like an accomplished woman

But I know you wish it was me

You wish it was me, don't you Mr. Darcy

Don't say yes, run away now

I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage

Don't wait or say a single vow

Mr. Wickham would have run out

And Mr. Collins said speak now

Don't say yes, run away now

I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage

Don't wait or say a single vow

Our chance is running out

And Mr. Collins said speak now

I hear Mr. Collins say "Speak now or forever hold your peace"

There's the silence, there's my last chance

I stand up with shaky hands

All eyes on me

Horrified looks from Lady Catherine de Bourgh

But I'm only looking at you

I am not the kind of woman who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion

But you are not the kind of gentleman who should be marrying Caroline

So don't say yes, run away now

I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage

Don't wait or say a single vow

Mr. Wickham would have run out

And Mr. Collins said speak now

And you say "Let's run away now

I'll meet you at the carriage so we can go to Scotland

Miss Elizabeth, I didn't say my vows

So glad you were around

When Mr. Collins said Speak now