I am not the kind of woman who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of gentleman who should be marrying Caroline
I sneak in and see Bingley and snotty Mr. Hurst all dressed in pastels
And Caroline's yelling at Georgiana
Somewhere back inside a room wearing a gown shaped like a pastry
This is surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream where I stand and say
Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage
Don't wait or say a single vow
Mr. Wickham would have run out
And Mr. Collins said speak now
Curtsies and bows are exchanged
And the organ starts to play a song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems that I was uninvited by the lovely Miss Bingley
She floats down the aisle like an accomplished woman
But I know you wish it was me
You wish it was me, don't you Mr. Darcy
Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage
Don't wait or say a single vow
Mr. Wickham would have run out
And Mr. Collins said speak now
Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage
Don't wait or say a single vow
Our chance is running out
And Mr. Collins said speak now
I hear Mr. Collins say "Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's the silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with shaky hands
All eyes on me
Horrified looks from Lady Catherine de Bourgh
But I'm only looking at you
I am not the kind of woman who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of gentleman who should be marrying Caroline
So don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the carriage
Don't wait or say a single vow
Mr. Wickham would have run out
And Mr. Collins said speak now
And you say "Let's run away now
I'll meet you at the carriage so we can go to Scotland
Miss Elizabeth, I didn't say my vows
So glad you were around
When Mr. Collins said Speak now
