Wow guess who procrastinated and wrote a fanfiction (I did)
To make it easier to read, italics is John, no format changes for Sherlock, and bold is me (hello) up here.
December 10.
John. SH [sent at 10:21]
John. SH [sent at 10:30]
John, answer me. SH [sent at 10:42]
John. SH [sent at 10:50]
JOHN. SH [sent at 10:57]
Jesus Christ, Sherlock, what is it? JW [sent at 11:10]
Why didn't you answer me? SH [sent at 11:12]
I am at work. My phone was off. What do you need, I'm wasting my lunch break to text you instead of eating my sandwich. JW [sent at 12:14]
Waste your lunch break to text? You can multitask, John, can't you? SH [sent at 12:15]
Just tell me what you need, and leave me alone. JW [sent at 12:17]
I wanted to text you. I'm bored. SH [sent at 12:18]
John. SH [sent at 12:25]
I know your lunch break isn't over, it isn't for another twenty minutes. SH [sent at 12:26]
JOHN. SH [sent at 12:35]
For God's sake, John, answer me. SH [sent at 12:37]
No. JW [sent at 12:40]
You just did. SH [sent at 12:41]
JOHN. SH [sent at 12:50]
Sherlock, leave me alone or I swear to god, I will throw away every single body part that enters our fridge from now until the end of time. JW [sent at 12:53]
That's ridiculous. You know you couldn't possibly do that until the end of time. SH [sent at 12:55]
It's a figure of speak, Sherlock. JW [sent at 13:00]
I am aware. SH [sent at 13:01]
Stop texting me. JW [sent at 13:02]
Just because you requested that I stop, doesn't mean I have to. SH [sent at 13:04]
Fine, then, don't. I'm turning off my phone. JW [sent at 13:06]
Fine. SH [sent at 13:08]
See if I care. SH [sent at 13:08]
John. SH [sent at 13:11]
I do care, I'm bored. SH [sent at 13:19]
Bored. SH [sent at 13:21]
I will text you the word 'bored' until you answer me. SH [sent at 13:24]
Bored. SH [sent at 13:24]
Bored. SH [sent at 13:24]
Bored. SH [sent at 13:24]
Bored. SH [sent at 13:24]
Okay, that's getting boring. SH [sent at 13:25]
Are you staying late? SH [sent at 19:50]
Where are you, your shift ended hours ago. SH [sent at 21:30]
Is your phone still off? SH [sent at 21:35]
What if there was an emergency? SH [sent at 21:38]
John. SH [sent at 21:40]
Where are you. SH [sent at 21:50]
JOHN. SH [sent at 21:55]
Bloody hell, Sherlock. Stop texting me. I'm at the bar with Greg. JW [sent at 22:03]
Who's Greg? SH [sent at 22:05]
Lestrade. JW [sent at 22:08]
I thought his name was Graham. SH [sent at 22:10]
It's not. GL [sent at 22:15]
Are you showing him our texts?! SH [sent at 22:17]
Yes. GL [sent at 22:20]
Don't use John's phone to text me, Lestrade. You have your own. SH [sent at 22:25]
I don't know how John puts up with you. GL [sent at 22:30]
Update: John says it's 'years of patience and practice'. GL [sent at 22:35]
Hand the phone back to John. Now. SH [sent at 22:36]
Hello. JW [sent at 22:38]
Don't show Lestrade our texts. SH [sent at 22:39]
Then stop texting me. JW [sent at 22:43]
What am supposed to do, then? SH [sent at 22:45]
I don't know, watch telly. Go say hello to Mrs. Hudson. Just don't text me. JW [sent at 22:50]
I've already said hello to Mrs. Hudson today. And there's nothing on the telly. SH [sent at 22:52]
Talk to the skull. JW [sent at 22:56]
What if I don't want to? SH [sent at 22:57]
John? SH [sent at 23:04]
JOHN. SH [sent at 23:07]
Bored. SH [sent at 23:09]
Bored. SH [sent at 23:09]
Bored. SH [sent at 23:09]
Bored. SH [sent at 23:09]
Bored. SH [sent at 23:09]
Shut up. JW [sent at 23:10]
Why? SH [sent at 23:11]
John. SH [sent at 23:13]
I checked, there's nothing on telly. SH [sent at 23:20]
Mrs. Hudson is asleep. SH [sent at 23:28]
Bored. SH [sent at 23:35]
John. SH [sent at 23:35]
Shut up. JW [sent at 23:36]
Oh, well. Sorry if I wasted your time. Thanks for reading either way.
Reviews are always welcome. (please)
