-sigh- Well this is my new Inufic. I got the idea about it riding on my friends four wheeler and thinking about Bam Margera. Hope you like it! Hope its good! Cross your fingers with me...
Disclaimer. I don't own InuYasha and any other person and/or thing in this story.
InuYasha's House of Idiots
Chapter 1 - House of Idiots
"Miroku you dick! Get back and start building!" InuYasha yelled to his best friend that was sitting in a lawn chair drinking a can of beer.
Miroku lifted his hand and pulled a little on his sunglasses. "Shit dude! Y'all been workin' for like 2 fuckin' hours in the god damn sun! I need a break so shut the fuck up you ass!" With that Miroku pulled off his shirt and took a swig of his beer.
InuYasha stared at his friend. He was a total lazy ass. He and his other friends, Kouga, Hiten, and his older brother Sesshomaru, had been working the whole time while Miroku got a hammer, box of nails, and 18 pack of beer and sat his ass on the fucking lawn chair.
"You dumb shit! We've been working this whole damn time! You brought us half the stuff we told you to bring and then you sat your ass down on the fucking lawn chair! Get up and help!" Kouga snarled at Miroku, not wanting to watch InuYasha blow up.
Miroku sighed and got up. "Alright Kouga. But I'm only doing it for you," Miroku winked at the wolf demon. "because I know you wanna see my rad muscles ripple in the sunlight!" Miroku dodged a flying hammer, while the rest of them turned red from laughter.
"Dude," InuYasha said in between quickened breaths. "There is absolutely nothing rad about your so called 'muscles'!"
Miroku gave InuYasha the finger and then turned to Sesshomaru, the guy who actually knew what they were doing. "So...Sessh...what exactly are we doing here?"
The pure dog youkai was known for his split personalities. When he was dealing with business or out in public he was serious, showed no emotion, smart, and well mannered. When he was with his family and all the guys, he was funny, immature, and...the exact opposite of when he's not with the guys.
Sesshomaru sighed and shook his head. This was going to be the fifth time he would tell the retarded monk what they're up to and the last. "Well...you total idiot...we're building a ramp. Well, really a half pipe."
Miroku scoffed. "And why the hell would we do that?"
"So we can skate dumb shit! Unless you wanna use the damn pool as our skate place, we gotta use this temp ramp until Hiten gets those ramp-building-people out!" InuYasha growled at his friends stupid question. 'He's probably just tryin' to be funny,' He thought. 'We all know that he would go ballistic without another day of skating.'
"Well why don't we have Sessh do it?" Miroku asked, tossing a large nail hand to hand.
"Cause Hiten's supposed to do it." Sesshomaru said icely.
Miroku nodded his head. He noted the tone in the older boys' voice and completely backed down. It had been about 5 minutes of silence between the group. Except for hammering and such. They were enjoying it. Enjoying the fact that Miroku had nothing idiotic to say. But it wasn't so much the case when Miroku had the question that would get nails thrown at him.
"How or where the hell do you get the bendy boards for the halfpipe?"
After 2 exhausting hours dealing with the half pipe and Miroku, they finally finished what they started.
All of them were now skateboarding on the half pipe they built. They all were firly good at skateboarding and they all started at about the same time.
But there had to be the best and the worst. And Hiten was by far the worst skater of them all. He knew it and so did they. But it didn't really matter anyway. He was the one with all the contacts and he basically was the manager of their group.
And the best of the group is the inu hanyou, InuYasha. Surprising, huh? Well, our little dog demon is the youngest of them all, even though he and Miroku were born in the same year, but he was still born last which made him youngest. He's so good that he could go pro! He even had the honor of skating in London with pros Bam Margera and Tony Hawk!
But turning pro and having so much responsibility was too much for him. He still had his entire yourth! Only 19 and he decided that he would go pro and 28.
As for the others, Sesshomaru was more of a handy man than a skateboarder. Sure he could do some tricks and moves, but he owned six different construction companies. So he was second to last best boarder of the group.
Then there's Kouga, the one stuck in the midle. He liked to play it safter...and the other's like to get rough around the ramp.
And after InuYasha, but before everyone else, there's Miroku. He and InuYasha were more daredevils, meaning they were aboslutely crazy! Jumping off 3 story houses crazy and/or trying to pull of bogus stunts and make them something crazy, crazy.
InuYasha was just ripping the ramp when his pocket started to vibrate. A muffled sound was all Miroku heard, but for the other guys they could he the ringtone th hanyou only used for his best and closets friends.
InuYasha pulled the phone out of his pocket and watched Miroku grin as his "Bitch stop callin me" tone finally sunk in his head. He looked down at the screen on the phone.
"Guys?! It's Hojo!" the others looked surprised for a second before they started whooping.
"Answer it dog!" Yelled Kouga.
InuYasha let that comment slide. Usually he would beat the wolf demons ass.
"Yo!" InuYasha answered.
"Yasha! What up dude?!" Said the voice of Hojo, one of InuYasha's best friends since grade school.
"Nothin' man! But we got tired of the neighbors at the old house so we moved over here! It's totally fucking awesome, we can do whatever we fuckin' want! You gotta come over and stay for a while! It'll be so much fun!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom told me where you live cause your mom told her. I'll be there, but I got a little situation..."
On the other line InuYasha could hear roaring, smashing, and cursing. "Hello? Dude you there?" The only response he got was more noises like the ones before, except for louder ones.
An out of breath Hojo came back on. "Yeah I'm here. Well...like I said, I've got myself a little situation. Um...my...um...cousin is over here with me and I'm pretty much living in hell!"
InuYasha chuckled. Hojo usually never cursed...only when someone was messing with him bad or getting on his nerves bad. "Shit dude! Who is he?"
Hojo strained to answer. "Well...she's not exactly a he when you first see her...but now I'm starting to have second thoughts..."
InuYasha heard a voice screaming "Screw you asshole!" before the roaring of an engine and then a loud crash-obviously broken glass crash. He cringed.
"Kagome! I can't believe you just drove my brand new fucking Harley in my fucking pool house!"
InuYasha started laughing. "Dude! You gotta bring her! You can get your revenge on her if y'all stay here. Bring her! I'm out!"
Hojo shoved his phone in his pocket and then ran his fingers roughly through his hair. He saw Kagome come out of the destroyed pool house, cuts all over her arms, dirt covering every inch of her face except for the humongous grin.
"Don't fuck with me Hojo, or next will be your house!" Kagome snickered. 'That'll teach him to call me a guy!' she thought. But then she saw Hojo sink to his knees.
"You stupid bitch! That was my new Harley and my fucking room!"
Kagome suddenly felt sorry for Hojo, so she went over and sat by the boy.
"I'm sorry. I'll by you a knew Harley, and I'll hire people to fix your pool house."
Hojo shook his head. "No. I've got a better idea. Pack. We're going over to my friends' new house."
Kagome looked over at Hojo, watching him get up and head toward his house. Confusion sunk into her, but she decided to go with the flow and pack.
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