MEMORIES OF M*A*S*H
By Ben Hoffman
Bye, bye M*A*S*H
Goodbye and farewell
Bid thy greatest show Amen
Henry with your lectures and boozing;
Hawkeye with your words of wisdom and booze induced snoozing
Trapper with your womanizing and surgical works of wonder
We bid you farewell
To BJ with your friendship and kindness;
So long Ferret Face with your weasel ways;
Bye Margaret with your stern tendencies and funny side we see too little
of'
Good luck Colonel Potter, a man of great heart and surgeons smart
Good luck and goodbye
No more laughter;
No more great wisdoms;
No more tears;
No more loved moments;
No more M*A*S*H
Abyssinia to all,
Your popularity destined to eventually fall,
With precious memories we'll never forget;
No more "hey, it's M*A*S*H" mindset;
This is all I have to say;
* Can M*A*S*H save your soul?
* To see it again, is that your true goal;
* We're out of luck,
* For seeing "goodbye";
* Mean's this'll be the day our beloved show dies;
* But that's not how it used to be.
Those lines indicated by a "*" are either actual or rewritten lines from
"American Pie" © 1972, Don McLean.
By Ben Hoffman
Bye, bye M*A*S*H
Goodbye and farewell
Bid thy greatest show Amen
Henry with your lectures and boozing;
Hawkeye with your words of wisdom and booze induced snoozing
Trapper with your womanizing and surgical works of wonder
We bid you farewell
To BJ with your friendship and kindness;
So long Ferret Face with your weasel ways;
Bye Margaret with your stern tendencies and funny side we see too little
of'
Good luck Colonel Potter, a man of great heart and surgeons smart
Good luck and goodbye
No more laughter;
No more great wisdoms;
No more tears;
No more loved moments;
No more M*A*S*H
Abyssinia to all,
Your popularity destined to eventually fall,
With precious memories we'll never forget;
No more "hey, it's M*A*S*H" mindset;
This is all I have to say;
* Can M*A*S*H save your soul?
* To see it again, is that your true goal;
* We're out of luck,
* For seeing "goodbye";
* Mean's this'll be the day our beloved show dies;
* But that's not how it used to be.
Those lines indicated by a "*" are either actual or rewritten lines from
"American Pie" © 1972, Don McLean.
