What happens if… STUFF HAPPENS!? What kind of stuff, you ask? Well, here is where you'll find out!
If any of you feel offended in anyway, for any reason… remember, it's all in good FUN!!!
Well… blah. Away to the reading you go.
One day, underneath the bright blue sun… err, yellow sun, Yugi was happily skipping down the street, singing the song, "I got another god card! I got another god card! I GOT ANOTHER GOD CAAAAAAARD!!!"
It was actually just a picture of Kaiba taking a shower, taped on a piece of paper with 'Anubis, Lord of Waterfalls' written on it that some guy on the street sold him for $50.
Of course, people were staring at him. But it didn't matter, because he was just so dern happy that he got ANOTHER GOD CARD!
He continued to merrily skip along, when he bumped into BAKURA!!!
"Oh? Pip-pip? Did I bump into a fellow-fellow? GREAT SCOTT YUGI!!! It's you!!! I haven't seen you since yesterday! My, what a jolly day it is!!!" He said, clasping his hands together.
Yugi began to spin around, holding his 'card' in his hand, yelling, "Bakura! Bakura! Guess what I got!?"
Ryou blinked, "A pony?"
Yugi winked, "Nope!"
"Oh… well, then, did you get a periscope?"
"Nope!"
"A cotton candy machine?"
"Nope!"
"A pair of rubber pyjamas?"
With his hands in the air, Yugi grinned, "No! It's even better!"
Gasping, Ryou put his hands in front of his mouth, "HOLY CRUMPETS!!! What could be better than rubber pyjamas!?"
Proudly, Yugi pulled out his 'Anubis' card from his… um, pants, and presented it to Bakura, who screamed and covered his eyes.
"What's wrong, Bakura?" Yugi inquired to the shivering boy on the ground, who simply squealed and screamed, "THERE'S A NAKED MAN ON THAT!!! Oh, goodness me!!!"
Temporarily confused, Yugi stared at the card for a minute, and said, "No, silly! It's not a naked guy! It's the Egyptian god card, 'Anubis, Lord of Waterfalls'!"
Ryou instantly perked up, and screamed, "OH! A new god card? Yugi, you are quite the dodgy dustbin, I say! A regular tea-towel trolley if I ever did see one!"
Yugi didn't understand, but that was OKIE-DOODLES!!! Because he was so happy he got a new god card.
The two friends then continued to merrily skip along, when Bakura yelled and pointed, "Oh, my word, Yugi! Look! Those little shops there! One of them has a picture of a bunny on the window!!!"
They both shrieked in joy, until they saw a dark figure loom over them. It was… dum dum dum… KAIBA!!!
"Good to see you, Yugi; British Kid." He said in monotone. He was about to say something else, when Yugi screamed, "KAIBA-KUN!!! Guess what!?" He snickered.
Seto scoffed, "I don't have time to play guessing games. What is it?"
With his wide eyes, Bakura yelled, "But, Kaiba-kun! It's not fun if you don't guess!"
"I don't have time. Either tell me, or I'll walk away right now."
Tears filled Yugi's eyes, and he stared at Kaiba and whimpered, "B…but… Kaiba… kun… you need t… to guess…"
Rolling his eyes, everyone's un-favourite CEO said, "Fine! I'll guess. Okay… is it a new shirt?"
Like schoolgirls, Ryou and Yugi began to giggle, while the shorter boy said, "… nope."
"Well then… is it a new bracelet?"
Turning red, they sniggered even louder now, and Yugi barely managed to say "… nope."
Kaiba was getting really, really mad now. He screeched, "Alright! Then what is it!?"
Spinning around the now overly disturbed Kaiba, Yugi sang, "I got a new god card! I got a new god card!" And it wasn't long until Ryou joined in, spinning around singing, "He got new god card! He got new god card!" As Kaiba stood there, scared out of his mind.
Seto was very scared now, because a) there were two people spinning and singing around him, and b) Yugi got a new god card.
Oh, good god… he though, as his eyes went wide...er, Yugi already has three to begin with… but now that he has four… he gulped… he'll be UNSTOPPABLE!!!
"YUGI!!!" he screamed, alarming the boys dancing around him…and everyone else, for that matter. "LET ME SEE THE CARD!!!"
Smiling, Yugi squealed, "Okay, Kaiba-kun! It's REAL nifty!!!" With that, he handed it over to Seto, who, upon seeing it, almost had a heart attack.
He stood there, completely dumbfounded and shocked. After about six minutes of staring, he finally screamed, "YUGI!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS NAKED PICTURE OF ME!?"
"Oh my," Bakura blinked, "Kaiba-kun, where would you get such a silly idea? It's not you! It's 'Anubis, Lord of Waterfalls!'"
Kaiba was on the brink of hyperventilation. Who could have taken this!? How did Yugi get it!? How many more copies were there!? There were too many questions. Much to many questions. The CEO decided to act calm and cool, for he had an idea. It was a long shot, but…
"Yugi…" he began, "Do you think I could borrow that card? Because it's new, I'll need to scan it into my database so I can program it into the new duelling system."
This didn't work, though, because Yugi began to giggle. "No way, silly! This is my new favourite card!"
The Dark Magician began to cry in his pocket… but then got thwacked in the head by the Celtic Guardian for getting his backing wet.
Curses… Kaiba thought, I'll have to get it some other way…
"I love this card SO much…" Yugi continued, "… that I could kiss it! Tee hee!" And with that, he began to kiss the card, as Bakura giggled and Kaiba shuddered with disgust.
How was he going to do this? When Seto Kaiba wanted something, Seto Kaiba got what he wanted!
… except for that time at McDonalds when he got extra onion on his burger. But he did buy the land it was on and drive all it's workers out, so it was a sort of rewarding.
If there's anything to be learned from watching too many spy movies, it's that you need to keep you're friends close, and you're enemies closer. And since Kaiba didn't really have any friends, this would work out well.
That's it. He was going in.
"Yugi," he interrupted the short boy from fondling the 'card', "You know, I've always considered you two to be my friends…"
Huge grins appeared on both boys' faces, and Bakura said, "My, my! Of course we're friends, Kaiba-kun!"
Yes. This was going well. "I was thinking, maybe I could spend the day with you two? You know, get to know you better."
Ecstatic, Yugi and Bakura squealed in joy, holding each other's hands and skipping around, chanting, "Kaiba-kun's our friend! Kaiba-kun's our friend!"
In his mind, Seto surveyed the situation, and thought about shooting himself for doing this. Was it really worth it? Having to hang around with these two airheads?
Yes, Seto, it's all worth it, he reassured himself. I'd do anything to protect my reputation. I need that picture back…
Abruptly, the boy's dancing came to a halt, when Yugi screamed, "LOOK! Bakura! Kaiba-kun! The sign in that window over there!" He pointed.
Bakura squinted, "My word, it says… FREE FOOD!!!"
They began to shriek and dance again, beckoning Kaiba to come with them to investigate this strange sign.
Protecting my reputation may not be worth this after all, Kaiba sighed as he reluctantly followed his 'friends', knowing that this would end up in disaster.
What is this mysterious sign all about? Will Kaiba get his card back? Will he even last without going completely insane? Who knows? Well, I do! So wait for chapter two, when I get my lazy butt in gear and write it down!
