It's Not a Bird, it's Not a Plane, It's Naruto!

Naruto and all related characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Superman and all related characters belong to DC Comics


The moon shined brightly as a young blond boy dressed in an orange jumpsuit sat alone in the forests of Konohagakure, tears in his eyes. His name was Naruto Uzumaki, and he was a jinchuriki, to be precise the jinchuriki of the Nine-Tailed Fox that nearly decimated Konoha twelve years ago. As such he was hated for this fact, though he didn't know why as the Third Hokage had passed a law that forbade people from mentioning the fox. This did little though as they still called him a demon and treated him like dirt. The reason he was crying was because he had been corned by a mob of people. Sure they couldn't hurt Naruto or else the Hokage would be all over them, but they could still insult and degrade the poor boy as much as they wanted. Despite being 11 years old and putting up a tough exterior, Naruto could take only so much before breaking down into tears and fleeing. Naruto slowly looked up at the sky, tears streaming from his face and saw a shooting star.

"I wish I was strong enough to stop those idiots from making fun of me." Naruto whispered out before closing his eyes as more tears came and stung his eyes. However, he didn't notice that the shooting star he just wished upon was heading straight for him. The meteorite slammed right down in front of him, the force knocking the blond back a few feet.

"What was that?" Naruto said as he got to his feet and looked over at the crater. He saw a blue glowing object inside the sizable hole in the ground and walked over to it. Naruto looked down at the meteorite with wide eyes, the rock constantly emanating a blue glow. Naruto decided that it would be a nice addition to his collection of various odd and mismatched objects and went to pick it up. However once he touched it the rock exploded as a blue energy began to surge into Naruto who screamed in pain.


Inside a dark sewer, a giant orange fox with nine tails slumbered behind a cage. Suddenly it opened it's bright red eyes, feeling a strange energy fill it's domain. It looked around frantically as it saw a blue energy filled it's home.

"WHAT HAS THAT BRAT DONE?" The fox roared as the blue energy headed straight for it. It roared as the energy covered it completely before it went passed out. After a moment it awoke once more, it's eyes now an icy blue. It got up from the floor of it's cage, it's fur now purple and all of it's tails gone.

"Me sure hate not being sealed inside boy. Me hate him so much!" The fox said in a happy tone, completely contradicting it's words.


Naruto woke up in the crater with a jolt. He saw it was morning and slowly got up, feeling like his head had been trampled on by a bull.

"That was weird." The boy said as he tried to focus his eyes. However once he got a good look at his surroundings he saw that he was floating 10 feet in the air! He looked down and saw that his hands were extremely pale, chalk white in color, and that his clothes were now purple instead of their usual orange.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Naruto shouted, immediately dropping to the ground. He groaned as he got up, cursing under his breath. He got up, but the dust he kicked up when he fell made him sneeze, but fire came out of his mouth and scorched the ground.

"Okay?" Naruto said as he looked down at the fire. Suddenly he noticed that his pants leg was on fire and freaked out as he looked down at it, causing him to shoot blue beams from his eyes which encased his leg in a block of ice.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" The preteen yelled as he tried to free his leg, but as he wiggled his leg he easily busted out of the ice. At this moment a chunin with a ponytail and a scar across his nose came along.

"HEY! Who are you?" The chunin said as he came marching up.

"Iruka-sensei?" Naruto asked as he turned around quickly. Iruka's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as he looked at his formerly blond student, who's hair was now jet black.

"Naruto? What happened to you!" Naruto rubbed the back of his head and laughed sheepishly as he said,

"I found a cool rock?"

1 YEAR LATER


"Kiba Inuzka?" Iruka Umino called as he read over a clipboard.

"Here." A boy with a hooded parka said.

"Naruto Uzumaki?" Silence filled the classroom as all eyes looked to the back of the class warily. All that was their was an empty seat, so Iruka began to mark Naruto as absent.

"That Naruto is such a freak! Why they let him in the Academy at all is beyond me." One Sakura Haruno said aloud as tow other girls nodded in agreement. Suddenly something came crashing down from the ceiling as a purple streak fell into the back seat. It was an extremely pale boy with jet black hair and three whisker marks on each cheek. He wore a long purple coat with a yellow Uzu swirl on the back, no shirt, dark purple pants, no shoes, and wore a rusty Konoha headband plate hanging off a chain around his neck with a crudely carved backwards Leaf symbol on it.

"Not here!" The boy said, showing a set of pale yellow teeth. Iruka rubbed his eyes and said,

"I rue the day I ever said 'Deception is a ninja's best friend.'"(1)


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1. Naruto took this to heart and now says the opposite of what he means as a way to deceive his opponents or just to mess with people.