The Johannes Winters party is another Ancisace Grandia Fic. Contains
implied Yuri (F/F), implied sex, occasional bad language, homophobia, sex
toys, axes, Cross-dressing bulls, peeping toms, stupidity and nose
picking! (hey, this is one of my Milda fics. You were expecting maybe
Chekov? :p)
Standard warning #438543: I do not own any of the characters of Grandia, or the name Grandia. I do own this really cool mouse mat though, look…
(The name Johannes Winters bears no relation to the adult products vendor Ann Summers, and should not be implied)
If you really feel the need to sue me: good luck. I'm not really a person. I'm actually a monkey, chained to a computer until I randomly type out the complete works of Shakespeare.
The Johannes Winters Party
Milda's House:
Milda: Honey Bunch?
Darlin: Yeah, sugar?
Milda: You wouldn't mind if lil' ol' me went to a party would you?
Darlin: 'Course not, Sweetness. Where is it?
Milda: *mutters* Nana, Saki and Mio's house
Darlin: WHAT? the two dykes and the freak-geek in the glasses!? You know I want you to stay away from them!
Milda: Aww, c'mon! Y'all KNOW I can take care of myself.
Darlin: Oh all right. But you tell me if they try anything.
Milda kisses Darlin
Milda: thanks Honey, 'preciate it!
Milda leaves. Darlin Looks thoughtful
Darlin (to himself): Hmmm. With the purty lady out of the house, I guess there's time for another purty lady to show up before she gets back…Haw Haw haw!
Darlin runs upstairs to the temple of pink that is the bedroom
Meanwhile, in Feena's tent:
Feena: Justin? I'm going to a party at The Three Sargeant's house. Don't wait up!
Justin: *suspicious* What sort of party?
Feena: It's a Johannes Winters party…
Justin: Really? Have fun…
Feena: Let me get this straight. I'm going to a Johannes Winters party, at the home of a pair of open lesbians, and you don't mind?
Justin: Of course not. I trust you…
Feena: Awww, thank you!
Feena gives Justin a peck o the cheek, and runs out happily. She pauses to grab her purse, and then continues on her way. Justin makes sure she's gone, and then runs off into town. Rapp is in Chang's café, wolfing down cheese toasties and exploring his right nostril with one finger.
Justin: Hey, we got the chance of a lifetime!
Rapp: This better be good. I think a cockroach laid eggs up my nose…
Justin: You know how you always wondered what went on at a Johannes Winters party?
Rapp: No way!
Justin: Oh yeah. And guess who's hosting?
Rapp: How should- Your kidding? If you're shitting me…
Justin: Seriously. And I know how to get us in so we can spy on them.
Rapp: Really? If you do I'm your friend for life!
Justin: Just one problem. We gotta take Plank with us?
Rapp: Shit! Can't we leave Gadwin in the mental hospital?
Justin: Trust me: we need him…
Rapp: Nuts!
Meanwhile (yes, I know a lot of stuff is happening at the same time), over at the house of the three Sargeants…
Nana: I can't wait for this party!
Saki: Yeah, I can't wait to test out all these "relationship aids" *waggles her eyebrows at Nana, who giggles*
Mio: You guys better leave the stock alone. We're selling this stuff to pay the rent, remember? According to my calculations, we can't get rid of this crap if its got…you two all over it. Do I make myself clear!?
Nana and Saki: Right Mio. We won't touch it. We got enough toys anyway…
Mio: *Mutters* I wish to god I could afford the deposit for my own place…
Mio: I'm going back to the store to pick up the stuff. I don't wasn't sticky fingermarks on anything when I get back, understand?
Mio leaves. Nana and Saki glance at each other.
Nana: C'mon, she'll never notice…
Saki: but Mio said-
Nana: Who died and made HER boss?
Saki: Yeah, and its not like we don't wash our hands afterwards…
Nana: So, lets just borrow this *picks up an 8" strap on rubber dildo* and, we can be done before she gets back
Saki: Better wash it when we're done.
Nana: Of course! She hasn't noticed what we do with her balloon pump yet, has she?
Nana takes a giggling Saki by the hand and leads her into the bedroom, clutching the purple fake phallus in the other. The room is quiet for a few minutes, with only the muffled sounds of passion from the next room disturbing the silence. Suddenly there is a faint scraping sound, coming from the window. Shall we take a look? Looking through the window, we can see fingers scrabbling with the window. Following these brown arms to the shoulders, and then to the café, we see it is Rapp, opening the window
Rapp: Tell the plank to lift me a bit higher. I've almost got it!
Justin kicks Gadwin in the side of his head
Justin: Up!
Gadwin: Training Is Important!
Justin: Whatever.
Rapp holds onto the window sill with one hand for balance, and picks his nose with the other. He checks the room, and sees nobody about.
Rapp: Okay, the coast is clear.
Rapp climbs into the room, and helps Justin climb up.
Justin: What about Gadwin?
Rapp leans out of the window and says "Look, a little girl walking around without her parents!" Gadwin grins, and then runs off after the kid.
Justin: You did tell him that he's really chasing a dog?
Rapp: Must've slipped my mind. We'd better find a place to hide.
Justin: Yeah, by the sound of it the dykes are nearly finished
Shouts of pleasure come from the next room
Rapp: That cupboard looks good. Lets hide in here!
Justin is inspecting a "DonkyDong" with an expression of horror and bewilderment
Justin: Please god, let this be a self defence weapon
Rapp: *grins* More like a self abuse weapon. Kinda makes you feel redundant, doesn't it?
Justin: Someone's coming!
Justin drops the horrible thing and dives into the cupboard, followed by Rapp who shuts the door. They peak through holes in the wood, watching the door. It pushed open by somebody in Military sneakers.
Mio: Guys, little help? *gasp* According to my calculations this box is really heavy!
The DonkyDong falls off of the table and onto the floor. It rolls effortlessly into the path of Mio, who does not notice it until she places a foot upon it, falls over backwards and has 20 pounds of sex toys and costumes land on her chest. The box splits, and forms a heap on her face and chest, making it look like a scene from one of the more extreme hentai animes. She climbs out from under the pile, groaning and cursing. Spotting the vibrator, she picks it up and glares at the sweaty fingerprints on the offending object.
Mio: I told them to leave the stuff ALONE!
Mio stomps over to Nana and Saki's room and throws open the door. From where they are hiding, Rapp and Justin can't see what's going on. However, the noises from the other room give them hints.
Saki: Oh yeah! Oh- MIO!? You weren't meant to be back yet!
Nana: Can't we get a little privacy?
Mio: I told you to leave the stuff alone!
Saki: We did!
Mio: Oh yes? Then how come this has got fingerprints on?
Saki: Uh…
Mio? And what's that in Nana's hand and in your…*cough* I mean, in you?
Nana: Well…
Mio: We have to pay for what we can't sell! Go wash your hands, and then clean make sure the merchandise is spotless! The party is going to be starting in ten minutes!
While Nana and Saki cleaned up and got cleaned up, Mio uncorked the first bottle of wine, and poured herself a generous glass. And then she had another, and another.
Justin: She's gonna be off her face if she keeps that up
Rapp: *whispers* Shh! The guests are arriving!
It was Milda, Feena, Liete and Sue, clutching a bottle of wine each.
Milda: Y'all startin' the party without us?
Mio: Ach-accordin' To m' calculashuns, ahm perfickly shober…
Liete: That is strange. You do not appear sober. And the empty wine bottle on the table contradicts that hypothesis. Is it a pleasurable phenomena, this "drunkenness"?
Rapp: *whispers* Oh, the girls are gonna hold a drunken Johannes Winters Party? This is gonna be great! Better keep an eye on Feena, Juss… *winks*
Justin: *whispers* I trust Feena
As the party began, Justin kept an eye on her carefully anyway. Just in case…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Standard warning #438543: I do not own any of the characters of Grandia, or the name Grandia. I do own this really cool mouse mat though, look…
(The name Johannes Winters bears no relation to the adult products vendor Ann Summers, and should not be implied)
If you really feel the need to sue me: good luck. I'm not really a person. I'm actually a monkey, chained to a computer until I randomly type out the complete works of Shakespeare.
The Johannes Winters Party
Milda's House:
Milda: Honey Bunch?
Darlin: Yeah, sugar?
Milda: You wouldn't mind if lil' ol' me went to a party would you?
Darlin: 'Course not, Sweetness. Where is it?
Milda: *mutters* Nana, Saki and Mio's house
Darlin: WHAT? the two dykes and the freak-geek in the glasses!? You know I want you to stay away from them!
Milda: Aww, c'mon! Y'all KNOW I can take care of myself.
Darlin: Oh all right. But you tell me if they try anything.
Milda kisses Darlin
Milda: thanks Honey, 'preciate it!
Milda leaves. Darlin Looks thoughtful
Darlin (to himself): Hmmm. With the purty lady out of the house, I guess there's time for another purty lady to show up before she gets back…Haw Haw haw!
Darlin runs upstairs to the temple of pink that is the bedroom
Meanwhile, in Feena's tent:
Feena: Justin? I'm going to a party at The Three Sargeant's house. Don't wait up!
Justin: *suspicious* What sort of party?
Feena: It's a Johannes Winters party…
Justin: Really? Have fun…
Feena: Let me get this straight. I'm going to a Johannes Winters party, at the home of a pair of open lesbians, and you don't mind?
Justin: Of course not. I trust you…
Feena: Awww, thank you!
Feena gives Justin a peck o the cheek, and runs out happily. She pauses to grab her purse, and then continues on her way. Justin makes sure she's gone, and then runs off into town. Rapp is in Chang's café, wolfing down cheese toasties and exploring his right nostril with one finger.
Justin: Hey, we got the chance of a lifetime!
Rapp: This better be good. I think a cockroach laid eggs up my nose…
Justin: You know how you always wondered what went on at a Johannes Winters party?
Rapp: No way!
Justin: Oh yeah. And guess who's hosting?
Rapp: How should- Your kidding? If you're shitting me…
Justin: Seriously. And I know how to get us in so we can spy on them.
Rapp: Really? If you do I'm your friend for life!
Justin: Just one problem. We gotta take Plank with us?
Rapp: Shit! Can't we leave Gadwin in the mental hospital?
Justin: Trust me: we need him…
Rapp: Nuts!
Meanwhile (yes, I know a lot of stuff is happening at the same time), over at the house of the three Sargeants…
Nana: I can't wait for this party!
Saki: Yeah, I can't wait to test out all these "relationship aids" *waggles her eyebrows at Nana, who giggles*
Mio: You guys better leave the stock alone. We're selling this stuff to pay the rent, remember? According to my calculations, we can't get rid of this crap if its got…you two all over it. Do I make myself clear!?
Nana and Saki: Right Mio. We won't touch it. We got enough toys anyway…
Mio: *Mutters* I wish to god I could afford the deposit for my own place…
Mio: I'm going back to the store to pick up the stuff. I don't wasn't sticky fingermarks on anything when I get back, understand?
Mio leaves. Nana and Saki glance at each other.
Nana: C'mon, she'll never notice…
Saki: but Mio said-
Nana: Who died and made HER boss?
Saki: Yeah, and its not like we don't wash our hands afterwards…
Nana: So, lets just borrow this *picks up an 8" strap on rubber dildo* and, we can be done before she gets back
Saki: Better wash it when we're done.
Nana: Of course! She hasn't noticed what we do with her balloon pump yet, has she?
Nana takes a giggling Saki by the hand and leads her into the bedroom, clutching the purple fake phallus in the other. The room is quiet for a few minutes, with only the muffled sounds of passion from the next room disturbing the silence. Suddenly there is a faint scraping sound, coming from the window. Shall we take a look? Looking through the window, we can see fingers scrabbling with the window. Following these brown arms to the shoulders, and then to the café, we see it is Rapp, opening the window
Rapp: Tell the plank to lift me a bit higher. I've almost got it!
Justin kicks Gadwin in the side of his head
Justin: Up!
Gadwin: Training Is Important!
Justin: Whatever.
Rapp holds onto the window sill with one hand for balance, and picks his nose with the other. He checks the room, and sees nobody about.
Rapp: Okay, the coast is clear.
Rapp climbs into the room, and helps Justin climb up.
Justin: What about Gadwin?
Rapp leans out of the window and says "Look, a little girl walking around without her parents!" Gadwin grins, and then runs off after the kid.
Justin: You did tell him that he's really chasing a dog?
Rapp: Must've slipped my mind. We'd better find a place to hide.
Justin: Yeah, by the sound of it the dykes are nearly finished
Shouts of pleasure come from the next room
Rapp: That cupboard looks good. Lets hide in here!
Justin is inspecting a "DonkyDong" with an expression of horror and bewilderment
Justin: Please god, let this be a self defence weapon
Rapp: *grins* More like a self abuse weapon. Kinda makes you feel redundant, doesn't it?
Justin: Someone's coming!
Justin drops the horrible thing and dives into the cupboard, followed by Rapp who shuts the door. They peak through holes in the wood, watching the door. It pushed open by somebody in Military sneakers.
Mio: Guys, little help? *gasp* According to my calculations this box is really heavy!
The DonkyDong falls off of the table and onto the floor. It rolls effortlessly into the path of Mio, who does not notice it until she places a foot upon it, falls over backwards and has 20 pounds of sex toys and costumes land on her chest. The box splits, and forms a heap on her face and chest, making it look like a scene from one of the more extreme hentai animes. She climbs out from under the pile, groaning and cursing. Spotting the vibrator, she picks it up and glares at the sweaty fingerprints on the offending object.
Mio: I told them to leave the stuff ALONE!
Mio stomps over to Nana and Saki's room and throws open the door. From where they are hiding, Rapp and Justin can't see what's going on. However, the noises from the other room give them hints.
Saki: Oh yeah! Oh- MIO!? You weren't meant to be back yet!
Nana: Can't we get a little privacy?
Mio: I told you to leave the stuff alone!
Saki: We did!
Mio: Oh yes? Then how come this has got fingerprints on?
Saki: Uh…
Mio? And what's that in Nana's hand and in your…*cough* I mean, in you?
Nana: Well…
Mio: We have to pay for what we can't sell! Go wash your hands, and then clean make sure the merchandise is spotless! The party is going to be starting in ten minutes!
While Nana and Saki cleaned up and got cleaned up, Mio uncorked the first bottle of wine, and poured herself a generous glass. And then she had another, and another.
Justin: She's gonna be off her face if she keeps that up
Rapp: *whispers* Shh! The guests are arriving!
It was Milda, Feena, Liete and Sue, clutching a bottle of wine each.
Milda: Y'all startin' the party without us?
Mio: Ach-accordin' To m' calculashuns, ahm perfickly shober…
Liete: That is strange. You do not appear sober. And the empty wine bottle on the table contradicts that hypothesis. Is it a pleasurable phenomena, this "drunkenness"?
Rapp: *whispers* Oh, the girls are gonna hold a drunken Johannes Winters Party? This is gonna be great! Better keep an eye on Feena, Juss… *winks*
Justin: *whispers* I trust Feena
As the party began, Justin kept an eye on her carefully anyway. Just in case…
TO BE CONTINUED…
