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Don't own Fairly Odd Parents! Never have, never will and still don't! I don't care if I don't get any reviews, but could you PLEASE review????? Please please please????
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As if life could get any harder for 10 year old Timmy Turner. His parents constantly leaving him with his evil babysitter Vicky, His insane teacher constantly trying to prove "FARIES!!!" are real and last but defiantly not least, his two fairy god parents that constantly bring him nothing but trouble.
When a wish goes astray, Vicky is left "temporarily unavailable", leaving Timmy without a babysitter for a few weeks. Timmy's parents hire a new girl to baby-sit him. But being as dull as they tend to be, they ended up hiring 14 year old Toxic and her junkyard Doberman.
Toxic ends up being as bad as Vicky, and to make thing worse, she has a fairy god parent of her own!
When Timmy though things truly couldn't get any worse, Toxic's "Doberman" returns to his true form.
Cosmo instantly recognizes the half evil fairy. His older brother Dusty. Unfortunately for Cosmo, Dusty loves to tease his 'little bro'.
Identities are revealed, pasts are shown and secrets are spilled!
Watch as the FOP crew are thrown into a rather idiotic, irrelevant and completely pointless war.
Wishes are made, chaos is created and havoc is wreaked!
From pathetic insults to useless wishes, this story contains spontaneous stupidity for your reading enjoyment!
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~At the Turner residence~
Timmy Turner sat in his room talking to his fairy god parents. They were in their fish forms just incase Timmy's parents suddenly burst through the door.
As if on cue, Mom knocked down the door using Dad's head.
"Oh Timmy! Could you please stop talking to your fish for a minute and listen to us? Your father and I have an announcement to make!" Mom happily chirped.
Dad let out a girlie scream for no apparent reason and fell to the floor in a faint.
"Uhh...What is it?" Timmy asked, eyeing his father warily.
"We're going out for a while-"
Timmy let out a yelp, "WHAT???"
"Now Timmy, what have I told you abut yelling at your mother?" The suddenly conscious, Dad piped in and then quickly fell back into his dramatic, and rather pointless, faint.
".....As I was saying, we're going out for a while and we are leaving you with a baby sitter!"
Timmy's eyes widened. He opened his mouth to complain but was soon to be cut off-
"But Vicky is temporarily unavailable......"
Over in the fish bowl Cosmo squirmed. "Too.....many.....big.....words.....ehh....." He mumbled, clutching his head with his fins. Wanda put her fin over his mouth. "Shhhhhh!!!"
~Where Vicky is~
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Vicky is being chased down a random street by millions of dogs.
~Back at the Turner household~
Timmy smiled, thinking about the wish he had made.
"Does that mean your not going out?" he asked hopefully.
"Of course not! Don't be silly! We don't want to be stuck in this boring house with you!" Mom grinned stupidly.
Timmy frowned. "Gee thanks....."
"So anyway, without Vicky we needed to find you new babysitter!"
Down stairs the door bell rang.
"-And that should be her now!"
"Ooh! Ooh! I'll get it! I'll get it!" the yet again conscious Dad barked. He then sped out of the room on all fours. Mom smiled at Timmy and walked off down stairs.
Timmy sighed and turned to his god parents, who had changed back into their original forms.
"Cheer up Timmy! She can't be as bad as Icky Vicky!" Wanda said.
"Yeah! The only way she could be as bad as Vicky, was if she was Vicky, but she's not Vicky! ...Well she could be Vicky's twin or something.....Yeah! Vicky's evil twin!" Cosmo babbled on and on.
Timmy visibly paled.
Wanda lightly smacked Cosmo on the back of his head.
Cosmo stopped talking and looked from side to side, rubbing the back of his head. "IT WASN'T ME!!!!....huh? Oh! Oops! Sorry!"
"Oh Timmy! Come down here and meet your new babysitter!" Timmy's mom called from downstairs.
Timmy shivered as he turned on his heel and slowly inched towards the door.
His god parents watched him.
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After a few minutes, Timmy finally reached the door.
Cosmo frowned.
He floated over to Timmy and pushed him out the door and down the stairs, earning him another smack over the head.
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Timmy bounced [literally] down the stairs. With a thud he reached the bottom step. He lay sprawled out at the feet of the new girl. He stared blankly at her huge, black knee-high boots.
He slowly stood up and stared at her face.
She had an evil scowl on her face. She had yellow hair that faded down to orange at the tips of her hair. Her bright green eyes were outlined with heavy black eye shadow.
She was wearing a torn dirty-gold T-shirt with a peachy colored undershirt. She also had on a brown skirt and black and red striped stockings. To add to her creepy appearance a large yellow Doberman was seated at her feet.
After a couple of minutes, the eerie silence was broken-
"Uhh....Timmy? This is your new scary looking babysitter Toxic! Well, we really have to be going now. Good bye Tommy!" Mom quickly spoke and then darted out of the house pulling Dad along behind her.
Toxic smirked evilly at Timmy. "Welcome to a living nightmare." She drawled in a low monotonic voice.
Timmy gulped and ran back up to his room to console his god parents.
~Timmy's room~
"Why am I getting really bad feeling about this?" Timmy groaned.
"Come on lighten up Timmy! You don't even know her yet!" Cosmo piped up.
"He's got a point you know." Wanda added.
Timmy sighed and sat down on his bed. He flopped down on his back and stared over at his godparents who were hovering over their fishbowl.
"Anyway, you still have us!" Cosmo exclaimed, enveloping Wanda in a crushing hug.
Timmy groaned.
This was going to be a long night.
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So...... did you like it? Was it Good/Bad? Please review!
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ToXiC DuSt
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Don't own Fairly Odd Parents! Never have, never will and still don't! I don't care if I don't get any reviews, but could you PLEASE review????? Please please please????
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As if life could get any harder for 10 year old Timmy Turner. His parents constantly leaving him with his evil babysitter Vicky, His insane teacher constantly trying to prove "FARIES!!!" are real and last but defiantly not least, his two fairy god parents that constantly bring him nothing but trouble.
When a wish goes astray, Vicky is left "temporarily unavailable", leaving Timmy without a babysitter for a few weeks. Timmy's parents hire a new girl to baby-sit him. But being as dull as they tend to be, they ended up hiring 14 year old Toxic and her junkyard Doberman.
Toxic ends up being as bad as Vicky, and to make thing worse, she has a fairy god parent of her own!
When Timmy though things truly couldn't get any worse, Toxic's "Doberman" returns to his true form.
Cosmo instantly recognizes the half evil fairy. His older brother Dusty. Unfortunately for Cosmo, Dusty loves to tease his 'little bro'.
Identities are revealed, pasts are shown and secrets are spilled!
Watch as the FOP crew are thrown into a rather idiotic, irrelevant and completely pointless war.
Wishes are made, chaos is created and havoc is wreaked!
From pathetic insults to useless wishes, this story contains spontaneous stupidity for your reading enjoyment!
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.
.
~At the Turner residence~
Timmy Turner sat in his room talking to his fairy god parents. They were in their fish forms just incase Timmy's parents suddenly burst through the door.
As if on cue, Mom knocked down the door using Dad's head.
"Oh Timmy! Could you please stop talking to your fish for a minute and listen to us? Your father and I have an announcement to make!" Mom happily chirped.
Dad let out a girlie scream for no apparent reason and fell to the floor in a faint.
"Uhh...What is it?" Timmy asked, eyeing his father warily.
"We're going out for a while-"
Timmy let out a yelp, "WHAT???"
"Now Timmy, what have I told you abut yelling at your mother?" The suddenly conscious, Dad piped in and then quickly fell back into his dramatic, and rather pointless, faint.
".....As I was saying, we're going out for a while and we are leaving you with a baby sitter!"
Timmy's eyes widened. He opened his mouth to complain but was soon to be cut off-
"But Vicky is temporarily unavailable......"
Over in the fish bowl Cosmo squirmed. "Too.....many.....big.....words.....ehh....." He mumbled, clutching his head with his fins. Wanda put her fin over his mouth. "Shhhhhh!!!"
~Where Vicky is~
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Vicky is being chased down a random street by millions of dogs.
~Back at the Turner household~
Timmy smiled, thinking about the wish he had made.
"Does that mean your not going out?" he asked hopefully.
"Of course not! Don't be silly! We don't want to be stuck in this boring house with you!" Mom grinned stupidly.
Timmy frowned. "Gee thanks....."
"So anyway, without Vicky we needed to find you new babysitter!"
Down stairs the door bell rang.
"-And that should be her now!"
"Ooh! Ooh! I'll get it! I'll get it!" the yet again conscious Dad barked. He then sped out of the room on all fours. Mom smiled at Timmy and walked off down stairs.
Timmy sighed and turned to his god parents, who had changed back into their original forms.
"Cheer up Timmy! She can't be as bad as Icky Vicky!" Wanda said.
"Yeah! The only way she could be as bad as Vicky, was if she was Vicky, but she's not Vicky! ...Well she could be Vicky's twin or something.....Yeah! Vicky's evil twin!" Cosmo babbled on and on.
Timmy visibly paled.
Wanda lightly smacked Cosmo on the back of his head.
Cosmo stopped talking and looked from side to side, rubbing the back of his head. "IT WASN'T ME!!!!....huh? Oh! Oops! Sorry!"
"Oh Timmy! Come down here and meet your new babysitter!" Timmy's mom called from downstairs.
Timmy shivered as he turned on his heel and slowly inched towards the door.
His god parents watched him.
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After a few minutes, Timmy finally reached the door.
Cosmo frowned.
He floated over to Timmy and pushed him out the door and down the stairs, earning him another smack over the head.
~
Timmy bounced [literally] down the stairs. With a thud he reached the bottom step. He lay sprawled out at the feet of the new girl. He stared blankly at her huge, black knee-high boots.
He slowly stood up and stared at her face.
She had an evil scowl on her face. She had yellow hair that faded down to orange at the tips of her hair. Her bright green eyes were outlined with heavy black eye shadow.
She was wearing a torn dirty-gold T-shirt with a peachy colored undershirt. She also had on a brown skirt and black and red striped stockings. To add to her creepy appearance a large yellow Doberman was seated at her feet.
After a couple of minutes, the eerie silence was broken-
"Uhh....Timmy? This is your new scary looking babysitter Toxic! Well, we really have to be going now. Good bye Tommy!" Mom quickly spoke and then darted out of the house pulling Dad along behind her.
Toxic smirked evilly at Timmy. "Welcome to a living nightmare." She drawled in a low monotonic voice.
Timmy gulped and ran back up to his room to console his god parents.
~Timmy's room~
"Why am I getting really bad feeling about this?" Timmy groaned.
"Come on lighten up Timmy! You don't even know her yet!" Cosmo piped up.
"He's got a point you know." Wanda added.
Timmy sighed and sat down on his bed. He flopped down on his back and stared over at his godparents who were hovering over their fishbowl.
"Anyway, you still have us!" Cosmo exclaimed, enveloping Wanda in a crushing hug.
Timmy groaned.
This was going to be a long night.
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