Written by Sevi Dali
Standard Disclaimers apply, I do not own Yami no Matsuei so don't sue, I'm barely getting out of high school ;-;
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Wakaba: (singing) Sorry, I'm in my room right now, walkin' in the spider webs, leave a message and I'll call you back!
Tsuzuki: I'm sorry, but...I prefere to lead during intercourse.
Muraki: ...But...but...I'm SUPER Seme!
Watari: Wasaaaap.
Konoe: Tatsumi! Call Tsuzuki and Kurosaki-kun! We have a case!
Tatsumi: ....
Konoe: Tatsumi?
Tatsumi: Zzz...
Konoe: ....
Saya: Hi, Hisoka-kun!
Hisoka: Bite me.
Tsuzuki: (after seeing another helpless victim die) Ooo, shit! I din't see nuttin'! (runs away)
Terazuma: hukt on fonics werkt fore mee
Tatsumi: (after impending an evil baddie with his shadows) Ooo, YEAH! Who's yo daddee?!
Wakaba: Yo mamma.
Terazuma: Flock to me, my pretties.
Tsuzuki: Twenty-twenty Twenty-four hours ago, I wanna be sedated
Hisoka: Nothing to do, nowhere to go
Tsuzuki/Hisoka: I wanna be sedated
Tatsumi: Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Konoe: Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
Watari: I can't control my fingers, can't control my brain
Muraki: Oh no, oh ho, ho ho!
Shinigami-tachi: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Muraki: ....What?
Angel: Hey, beautiful. Wanna hunt tonight?
Maria Wong: What the fu--
Tsuzuki: (singing) Do you love me babe? What do you say? Do you love me babe?
What can I say? Because I wanna be your boyfriend.
Hisoka: (smacks Tsuzuki upside the head)
Tsuzuki: Thanks.
Hisoka: Anytime.
Gushoushin: The sky is falling, the sky is falling!
003: ....
Hisoka: Yeah! YEAH! How'd you like them apples, huh?!
Muraki: Mercy!
Konoe: You must do as told, or else I will lock you up in the dungeon and do really bad things with you involving a butterknife and a slab of cheese.
Tsuzuki: ....yessir.........
Watson: I should be eligible for worker's comp.
Tatsumi: Tsuzuki-san! I've come to rescue you from the evil clucthes of...uh...evil!
Tsuzuki: No you didn't.
Tatsumi: ...yeah, actually, I just came to tell you that you've exceeded your credit card limit.
Tsuzuki: I exceeded the limit?.........I have a credit card?!
Hisoka: (whistles innocently)
Tsubaki: Yeah, so, like, I said that she said that her boyfriend's best friend was like, all oogy and stuff.
Saya: Really? When I like, found out about it, I was, like no way!
Yuma: Oh, Saya, that shade of red is so you.
Saya: It's Tsubaki's shirt. Isn't it just, like, the cutest thing?
All three girls: (giggle) To-ta-laaaaay!
Wakaba: Want some of my mayonaisse muffins?
Touda: Gyah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
Konoe: We've found the perfect partner for you, Watari!
Watari: Really?
Konoe: Meet the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper: Yo.
Hisoka: (starts to glow) Oh Rose of the Noble Castle
The Power of Dios which sleeps within me
Heed my calling and come forth!
Tsuzuki: (pulls sword) Bring me the power to revolutionize the world!
Utena: Come forth, Suzaku!
Anthy: ........I traded the Sword of Dios for this...whatchamacallit?
Tsuzuki: Shikigami.
Anthy: Whatever. Have fun in the business, Rose Bride and Prince.
Hisoka: Can I change it to Rose Groom?
Utena: You're a boy?
Hisoka: .........
Earl: Heh heh heh
Enmadaiou: Huhuhuhuhu (Beavis and Butthead)
Kenshin: Hiten Mitsuryugiryu, Ryu Sho Sen!
Hisoka: Dammit, I don't even have any cool names for my attacks.
Oriya: Are you turning green with envy, too, boy?
Tsubaki: I'm flying, Hisoka! I'm flying!
Hisoka: Yeah? Fly NOW! (shoves Tsubaki off the deck of Queen Camillia) Gyeh heh...
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That's all for now. Mind I typed it up after finishing watching the series followed by late night Drew Carey Show and Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Questions? Comments? Flaming kitties? Send all to VIISevotharte@aol.com
