It was your typical boring day in the Mushroom Kingdom... full of karts and sounds of farts. Why? Well, if it wasn't obvious, the kingdom of fungi had Princess Peach Toadstool farting up a storm, with Toadette farting alongside her as the two gassy pink girls were enjoying each other. The Toads scattering around the kingdom had mixed feelings about this, since they were turned on by Toadette's farts and Princess Peach farting, but no one cares since most of them nowadays except Toadette were the same generic male Toad because that's the vision Nintendo wants. It says something when Nintendo's ideology stinks more than flatulence, but (pun intended) that's besides the point...

"Teehee! Oh, it sure was nice of you to rescue me!" Peach exclaimed as she held her hands together, giggling as she wrapped her right arm around Toadette while fanning the air with her left hand. "In fact, I kinda prefer you over Mario! You like to do the things I like to do, like fart!"

"You read my mind clear, sister!" Toadette exclaimed as she farted out thunderous tuba toots to Peach's powerful poots. "I can bake brownies all day with you! Sure helps that you're letting me into stuff beyond party games and kart races!"

"Well..." Peach stated, being attracted to Toadette's cute charm as she lowered her eyes while smiling. "Ever since I allowed Toad back in along with a few other suspicious freaks... err, I mean, guests..."

"We're right here you know." Dry Bowser blurted out as he was playing tennis with the green Sprixie Princess.

"You felt that there should be more gals." Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around. "And I agree! It gets boring just to see only you and Daisy have fun!"

"What am I, chopped liver?" Birdo remarked as she was planting eggs for her garden, with Peach and Toadette shrugging in response as the pink dinosaur girl sighed in disappointment. "Maybe I should have moved to Bedrock..."

"Anyway, my point is that you've become one of my favorite pals, girlfriend!" Peach exclaimed above her bassy farting, proceeding to hold hands with Toadette as she blushed. "In fact, I kind of want to take the situation a bit... further..."

"Err... Peach, I kind of like ya a lot..." Toadette admitted as she began sweating nervously, noticing that Princess Toadstool was closing in on her. "But just what on earth are ya doing...?"

Peach then kissed Toadette, causing everything to go silent, surprisingly including their wind breaking. A couple of seconds passed as Toadette gasped, only to giggle as she began dancing around happily.

"Oh my gosh! Peach actually kissed me!" Toadette gleefully shouted as she peed herself. "Not even Toad would do this! Oh, happy day has come at last!"

"That's not the only thing coming!" Peach exclaimed as she hugged Toadette, then bent over as she began farting again, lifting herself off the ground as she combined her deep pitched gas passing with her magical floating powers, heading to her private room within her castle as she and Toadette would be allowed to resume their flatulent love in peace.