This is my first AC story. I got this idea from another story I read recently. Reviews are welcome. Flames…well I don't like them. And now a brief message from my sponsor.
Disclaimer: I do not own Assassin's Creed in any way, shape or form. Thank you.
Altair's Answering Machine
Everything is permitted. Leave a message after the beep.
(Beep)
1. This is Al Mualim give me back my god damn apple. I'm hungry.
(Beep)
2. Assassin you will die tomorrow after I pick up my laundry.
(Beep)
3. Pick up. Robert de Sable is pregnant.
(Beep)
4. About the last message, it was for Al Mualim sorry.
(Beep)
5. I'm back from the dead and ready to kill you know.
(Beep)
6. Yeah dude. This is your uhhhhhh well whatever. This is Desmond what's up?
(Beep)
7. Desmond what did I tell you about using the animus. Please excuse him.
(Beep)
8. Yo Altair I need help killing this hillbilly down the road.
(Beep)
9. Hey you still ready for the disco tonight.
(Beep)
10. This is Spartan 117…. Wrong number.
(Beep)
11. WAKKA this is MARIO WAHOO
(Beep)
12. This is subject 16. Don't tell Vidic I was here.
(Beep)
13. I RANDOM TEMPLAR GUARD RAWWWWWWR.
(Beep)
14. "caw" this is the eagle that you see on top of towers.
(Beep)
15. ASSASSINO….oops wrong time period.
(Beep)
Altair walks into his front door. He goes to his phone and clicks a button. "You have 15 new targets acquired" and he began listening to his messages.
Well I could make this longer next time. But I just wanted to see what people might say. UNTIL NEXT TIME.
