I hear people talk they think I flirt to much.
What's wrong with that everyone does it? The thing that bothers them the most is probably who I flirt with. I flirt with blonde haired guys so who cares? Well I guess a lot of people do.
Now it's not like I go up to any random blonde guy and start flirting. Hell if I went up to Gregory I'm sure Mole would have me buried six feet in the ground before next period. But anyways there are only two I would care to flirt with. My best friend Tweek is one of them and he acts like a total spazz sometimes, the other is this one guy named Thomas. I just looking at the two, mental cases gives me a boner.
I have to tell them or else I might just go crazy from lust. It might ruin our friendship but who cares if I get those two in my bed.
I see them laughing it kills me, that I'm not the one making them happy. They look over to where I'm standing and laugh to each other and whisper something I can't hear.
When I finally walk over to them they smile, they see me and grab my hands on one of theirs and drag me into a secluded corner and say they want to be with me, if I want to be with them.
I just smile and nod my head knowing that tonight I was going to get lucky.
