'Twas a hot day in California, listening to Eminem's first major hit single (I think), and read a bunch of Young Justice (ROBIN! 3) fanfics. Got inspired by Kawaiibookworm's "20 big no no's" for Kid Flash, Robin, and Artemis.
How to Train Your Dragon would SUCK DRAGON BALLS if I owned it. But it doesn't suck, now, does it?
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20 Things Ruffnut is never allowed to do
Go streaking through the mead hall
Tattoo her nipples to look like maces
1 word- three….some
Carve a stripper pole from a tree trunk
Drunk sex with a dragon
Manhandle Gobber's musstash.
Ride her dragon round the village naked
Shake her ass in Hiccups face (cuz she might end up with an axe between her cheeks)
Accept fingering offers
Try to rape a troll
Do it with the lights on
Egg Stoick's house hut.
Harass young children
Get a bunch of foreign teens drunk
Give Tuffnut bad girl advice (cuz we all know he's gunna believe it)
Get Hiccup high (cuz he's a crazy bastard when he's jacked up)
Ride a rogue dragon
Crash a flaming Nightmare into the Mead Hall when the Thing is in session
Purposely scar herself and pretend she got it in a fight to act like a badass
Hide firecrackers in the whole villages pants and laugh as they all rip off their clothes screaming like idiots
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So, there you have it! My good friend helped me with this…took us HOURS DX.
