'Twas a hot day in California, listening to Eminem's first major hit single (I think), and read a bunch of Young Justice (ROBIN! 3) fanfics. Got inspired by Kawaiibookworm's "20 big no no's" for Kid Flash, Robin, and Artemis.

How to Train Your Dragon would SUCK DRAGON BALLS if I owned it. But it doesn't suck, now, does it?

20 Things Ruffnut is never allowed to do

Go streaking through the mead hall

Tattoo her nipples to look like maces

1 word- three….some

Carve a stripper pole from a tree trunk

Drunk sex with a dragon

Manhandle Gobber's musstash.

Ride her dragon round the village naked

Shake her ass in Hiccups face (cuz she might end up with an axe between her cheeks)

Accept fingering offers

Try to rape a troll

Do it with the lights on

Egg Stoick's house hut.

Harass young children

Get a bunch of foreign teens drunk

Give Tuffnut bad girl advice (cuz we all know he's gunna believe it)

Get Hiccup high (cuz he's a crazy bastard when he's jacked up)

Ride a rogue dragon

Crash a flaming Nightmare into the Mead Hall when the Thing is in session

Purposely scar herself and pretend she got it in a fight to act like a badass

Hide firecrackers in the whole villages pants and laugh as they all rip off their clothes screaming like idiots

So, there you have it! My good friend helped me with this…took us HOURS DX.