3 Rooms for Rent~
$$400.00 per month. Must pay for own groceries
Ultilies covered.Children okay.No smokers
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"I only eat red meat..bloody red meat" the pale woman dressed in black hissed


Jing Mei shifted uncomfortably in her armchair


"And come outside at night.Is that a problem??"
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" I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS" the man yelled

She flinched

"SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PARTIES"


Jing Mei smiled
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I got a little bit of hope
Like a soap on a rope
Sweeter than sour
But getting thinner by the hour
Falling fast, and I'm running out of gas
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"Nice place" Dave stuck out his hand,"Dave Malucci"

"Hi", Jing Mei smiled,"Do you drink blood??"

"Hmm?" he raised an eyebrow,"Did you just ask me if I.."

Jing mei nodded

"I can safely say I have no vampire tendencies.Is that going to be a problem??" Dave tried hard to hide his amusement,eyeing the large living room

Jing Mei shook her head,"not at all" she laughed

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"I've been married eight times"

Jing Mei raised an eyebrow

The man winked at her,his gold chain shining ,hidden in his chest hair,"You're a single chick,aren't you??"

"Ijust remebered" Jing Mei shot up out of the chair,"I have to go feed my dead grandma"

"Did I get the room??" he called after her
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Muggin on your sister!
Smart as Bobby Fischer!

Still I couldn't get arrested
Though I got more hooks
Than Madonna got looks
And just like that AC/DC song
Come on baby, shake me all night long
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"John Carter" he stuck out his hand, "Nice to meet you"

Jing Mei smiled

" I work nights,so I sleep during the day"

She nodded

"I hate to sound straight forward,but are you going to talk,because you're making me rather nervous"

Jing Mei let out a nervous laugh,"I'm sorry..."

"No need to apologize" he smiled at her shly

"Can I ask what you do...I had a woman interview for the room..she thought she was a vampire"

"ER doc" Carter answered.Even his eyes smiled at her

"Oh" she dug her nails into the armchair,"Okay"
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All I want to do
Is stay till early in the morning
(You know I love you baby)
And all I've got to say
Is your love's extra ordinary
You're extra ordinary, baby

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"Nah" Kerry waved the beer away,"I'm watching tweedle dee and tweedle dum,remeber??"


Jing Mei smiled,glancing at the two girls,sitting in front of her television,watching cartoons

"How'd it go??"

She took a deep gulp of the beer and set it down on her dining room table,"There are some freaks out there"

Kerry laughed

"I chose these two guys" Jing Mei peeled the label back on her bottle

"TWO men??" Kerry raised an eyebrow

Jing Mei blushed,"His name is John.."
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**The next morning**

Jing Mei tied the robe around her waist as she dashed down the stairs."I'm coming!!"she yelled,flinging the door open

"Hi" Carter blushed,"Did I wake you??". Boxes sat piled behind him

Jing Mei pulled the robe a little tighter around her,"Come on in.."

"I came by to drop off some stuff and give you my check" he dug around the pocket of his trousers

"It's fine" Jing Mei yawned,"Would youl like some coffee??"

"I'd love some"
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Somebody push me through the door
I been sleeping on the floor
Thirty-one flavors, listen to the neighbors
Through the wall
At a debutante ball

Cumba lada vista!
Got a Mona Lisa!

So much for the late rent
Cause your money's spent
And it's cold inside
But just like that Barenaked Ladies' song
I'm hot like wasabi when I'm next to your body

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