One day Drumknott was filing. Then her heard Vetinari calling to him.

"Drumknott I need you to file something very special" said that Patrician and winked. Drumknott said

"I love filing" so Vetirinari said,

"I want to fie with you and I think you will love it"

And then they had sex.

"I didn't know that was called filing" said Drumknott as he lay in the partisan's strong arms.

"I really liked filing with you I think you are very sexy" said Vetninari, and he cried a little bit because of how sexy he was. Then he hugged Drumknott and kissed him gently on the forehead whir e his tender tears at Drumknott's sexiness had landed and smiled a smile of joy and tenderness and love.

Drumknott felt such love inside him for his employer.

"I love you Vetninari" he said Drumknott and he smiled a deep smile.

So Drumknott wanted to file with more people too.