The Three Bears Adventures.

By my friend and me

Once upon a time, the three bears were serving their porridge. Papa bear said, "This porridge is disgusting." Mama Bear said, "I'd rather rip up my prized sweater than eat this." Baby bear said, "This porridge bites!!!"
So they decided to go to the Wendy's for their Double Classic with cheese. They started out on their merry adventure. When they past buy the neighbors they found that ants were invading their house. Luckily they didn't care at all about the neighbors. So they laughed at them and continued to the Forest Mall Wendy's.
Little did they know they were being watched by an animal so sinister we can only call him. Billy Bob.

They were walking along and they started getting absolutely. horribly. thirsty. So they decided to go to the local 7-11. But unfortunately it was located in the North-Eastern Mount Everest (A hidden mountain.). So they went to the one that had been magically been planted by leprechauns which happened to be 3 feet away.
They got inside and got some slurpees when all the sudden mama bear noticed the most powerful super soaker ever devised by rocket scientists pointing directly at her face. Held by a robber (While Billy Bob was watching).
Baby Bear slipped on the clerk's runaway potato chip and knocked the squirt gun in the robbers face. The robber thought it was the cops and ran away. Forgetting their thirst they went along the now interesting adventure.

They were walking along the river that had been planted by magical leprechauns three minutes and five seconds ago. They started singing a song that they had just made up about stepping the "armed" robbery. It went a little like this, " Stopping the robbery. Baby bear slipped on the potato chip, and the robber ran away. Now baby gets a thirteen cents raise foe his allowance. Ohohohhoohohohohohoohhohohoohhohoohohohoh
Baby Bear got so caught up in the song that he was blinded by a stray acorn and fell in the river. He started floating down the river and mama bear threw her shoe at him (Which didn't help). Papa bear grabbed a vine and threw it to him and he climbed out.

They were all sopping wet and cold from the river. And were starting to get blinded with rage. Baby bear accidentally stepped on an awful ugly squirrel (A.K.A. Billy Bob.). "Who is you Mr. Man." Baby Bear asked politely. "I'm the nightmare on Acorn Circle." The squirrel replied in the most icy cold sinister voice ever heard. "Aint that the movie about that weird looking chicken statue?" "No' replied Billy Bob.
Suddenly the squirrel ran up baby bears pants. And he became a super squirrel with 6-inch nails (on eleven different fingers). Suddenly the bears family lawyer stepped out from behind a tree and said "Halt you evil squirrel statue." "I am not a statue" "save it for the judge."

They got so scared that they didn't go to Wendy's and instead went home to eat the sucky, crappy, most likely ice cold, disgusting porridge ever to be made by magical leprechauns. When they got home they found the porridge already on the floor stepped on. "I wonder who did that?" papa pondered out loud. 'Maybe it was those awful skunks next door." mama replied. "Well, I is gonna fake me's nap." Baby said suspiciously. "HUH!" Papa cried. " me's gonna take me's nap!" "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" papa and mama said together.

When they got upstairs they found the most fat, hideous, ugly, disregard to nature ever (a fat person) to walk the Earth, a.k.a. Goldie Locks. They called their lawyer and sued Goldie. Goldie Locks went to jail and had to pay the bear's ten thousand dollars worth of porridge.

The End

Or is it?
Yes,
IT IS!