One day Sirius Black was just walking around Diagon alley. Then suddenly Voldemort appeared. Sirius put on a very serious expression.( Pun intended)
Then Voldemort started to speak . "Why so serious?"
Owned. Sirius needed to come with an amazing retort fast. He got one.
"Why so nosy?"
Voldemort started crying like a little girl. He then told Sirius the four hour story about hie nose.
The End :P
