One day Sirius Black was just walking around Diagon alley. Then suddenly Voldemort appeared. Sirius put on a very serious expression.( Pun intended)

Then Voldemort started to speak . "Why so serious?"

Owned. Sirius needed to come with an amazing retort fast. He got one.

"Why so nosy?"

Voldemort started crying like a little girl. He then told Sirius the four hour story about hie nose.

The End :P