Allison's POV
I woke up in the morning to (surprise, surprise) Lil screaming, "Get up already, girl! Are you crazy, sleeping in like this? GET UP, ALLISON IRAHETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "SHUT UP, LIL ROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed back. "Make me!" Lil said impatiently. "Gladly," I said in the calmest voice I could. I lifted my foot and blindly kicked her. She yelped and jumped off my bed. "I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!" She screeched. I opened my eyes. She was grabbing her lower back and wincing in pain. "Now can you get out?" I asked. "You will pay for that," She hissed as she ran out the door. I lay back down and pulled the blanket over my head. "Hey Alli," I heard Kris say from my doorway. "Good morning, Kris!" I said, pulling the blanket off my head. I would never get up for Lil, but I would get up at any time at all if Kris wanted me to. I jumped out of bed and walked toward him. We walked down the hall to where we got breakfast. As usual, Kris sat next to Alexis so he could talk to Danny, and I sat between Megan and Adam. It was a typical breakfast for the top 13 Idols. Alexis was trying to get Danny's attention while he talked to Kris, Megan and Matt fought over which store in the mall sold better hats (?), Lil was rubbing her back and giving me the death glare, Adam's back was to me because he was talking to Anoop about something I couldn't hear, and I was trying to think of ways to prank him. Then I spotted whipped cream next to Megan's plate. "Hey Megan, pass the whipped cream," I whispered. "I thought you were on a diet," she whispered back. "Not for me, you idiot! I'm pranking Adam!" I told her. "Ohhhh. In that case, here!" she eagerly handed me the can, anxious to see what I would do. I shook the can, opened it up, and wrote "I love Kris Allen" on the back of Adam's black leather jacket in my signature swirly script. Then I put the cap back on and handed the can to Megan, who put it back precisely where it was when she picked it up. I whipped out my env2 and snapped a quick picture of my masterpiece so I could capture it forever. Then I sent it to Alexis, telling her to send it to the rest of the top 13. She cracked up and sent it to Danny, who laughed as hard as he could without spitting out a mouthful of pancake. Danny sent it to Lil, who sent it to Matt, who sent it to Anoop, who sent it to Jasmine, who sent it to Michael, who sent it to Scott, but of course he couldn't see it, but he sent it to Megan, who sent it to Jorge, who sent it to Kris, who's face turned the color of my hair, then he sent it to Adam, whose face also turned the color of my hair, and he whipped his head around so he was staring into my face. "ALLISON IRAHETA I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. "I didn't do it! The whipped cream was closer to Megan, not me!" I whirled around to give Kris 'the look', but he was too busy hiding his burning face in his hands to notice. "I think you should go wash that off. I heard that dairy products can do a lot of damage to leather," I lied, pointing to his jacket.
