Anime Idol ~ Who gets in???

Kero: Um… [aside] What am I supposed to do exactly????

Lady of Fate(LoF): announce the story!!

Kero: hello… fellow readers..? And welcome to Anime Idiots!

Destiny's Angel(DA): It's Idol not Idiots!!! You're the idiot!!!

Kero: Well excuuuuuuse me! Sorry folks that IDOL so says the IDIOT author Destiny's Angel.

DA: Why'd we pick him??

Siren of Erised(SoE): [shrugs]

LoF: Cause he's cute!! ^^

DA&SoE: -_-''''''''''''

Kero: Don't mock me! Mock Suppi instead!!!

Suppi: Don't bring me into this!!

LoF: Anyways, just start over!!!

Kero+Suppi: Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!

DA: NOW!!!!!!

Kero: [clears his throat] Hello Ladies and Gents and welcome to American-

Suppi: It's Anime!!!!!!

Kero: Oops… You do it.

Suppi: Hello fellow readers and welcome to this days edition of Anime Idol. I'm Spinel Sun, formally known as Suppi to all you CCS luvers and I'm here with my co-host Kero-Chan.

Kero: Hey not bad Suppi. Too bad you sound like a news reporter.

Suppi: Pay no attention to the flying teddy bear beside me.

Kero; Who you calling a teddy bear you flying cat with blue wings that reads books all day and gets high off of one piece of candy!!!

Suppi: Anyways we here in the CCS Corner to see who here has what it take to go to Toronto!

Kero:Where's Toronot???

Suppi: It's TORONTO and it's the place in Canada; which is the place above the US and it's the city with the big tall tower.

Kero: The biggest in the world to be exact! So we are going to introduce our three luvely judges, first up is the Siren of Erised!!!

SoE: Yo wassap Kero and Sup?

Suppi: and I thought Suppi was bad, and here is the lovely Lady of Fate!

LoF: Oh thank you Suppi. And might I say I am soo glad to be here.

DA: yeah, yeah…

Kero: And that would be the final but least judge Destiny's Angel!

CCS crew +SoE: BOO!!!!!

DA: Whatever.

LoF: They're still mad at you for making them do that CCS Songs thing.

DA: they'll get over it.

SoE: [still going] BOO!!!

DA: Shut up!!!

Kero: [eating pudding] Oh vea, and tow, introwdufing fy vuvily miftwiff Sautfa.

Suppi: -_-'''' ok Kero, now try saying that with your mouth EMPTY

Kero: [swallows] And now introducing my lovely mistress Sakura!!

Sakura: [enters] Hi guys, can I just like say I am so pleased to meet you all!!!

DA: yeah, yeah just get it over with.

Sakura; Ok, I'm going to sing Kelly Clarkson A Moment Like This

What if I told you
It was all meant to be
Would you believe me,
Would you agree
It's almost that feelin'
That we've met before
So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy
When I tell you love has come and now...
 
A moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
 
Everything changes
But beauty remains
Something so tender
I can't explain
Well I maybe dreamin'
But 'till I awake
Can we make this dream last forever
And I'll cherish all the love we share
 
For a moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
 
Could this be the greatest love of all
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall
So let me tell you this...
Some people wait a lifetime
 
For a moment like this
Some people spent two lifetimes,
For a moment like this
Some people search forever,
For that one special kiss
Oh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this
 
OHHHH, LIKE THIS
 
OHHHH, YEAH, 'cuz people search for every moment yeah.
 
Some people wait a lifetime,
For a moment like this.
 
Ohhhhh, like this.
 

SoE: Hey Sakura, ma home gal!!! Wassap? That was cool gurl but I'm not sure about your range. But it was good I liked it.

LoF: Omigosh Sakura that was beautiful!! But I'd have to agree with Siren of Erised that was a just a little pitchy. But good job.

DA: What is wrong with you people? I'm sorry but that was horrible!!! H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E!!! What even gave you the idea that you could sing??

Sakura: [crying] I'm sorry!!

DA: Don't sweat it, my vote doesn't matter in this case. Once these clowns are done. So you're going to Toronto.

Sakura: [screams] YAY!!!!!! [runs out and hugs Li] I'm going to Toronto!!!!!!

DA: Oh boy…

Lof: Destiny's Angel, you have to lighten up… just a little…

SoE: Yeah girl chill!!!!!

Suppi: And next we have Madison.

Madison: Hi guys! Can I just like say Destiny's Angel I am like your biggest fan ever!!! I love how you critique people and everything!!! It's just so cool! And your outfit!! Oh! I just love!! Who designs your clothes???

DA: I do now get on with it.

Madison: You got it! I'm going to sing  BringingOut the Elvis in me by Faith Hill.

LoF: YAY^^

Madison: [smiles] You're bringing out the Elvis in me
You're bringing out the Elvis in me
 
Just like a fossil
Frozen in time I could not move
My heart, my soul, my feet
Then you unearthed me
And put me in a hot pulsating groove
Now I'm a slave to the beat
 
You're bringing out the Elvis in me
Making my hips want to swing
You bring out the Elvis in me
Making me burst out and sing
 
When I'm with you
I never have to feel like a sardine
In a little metal can
I'm more like a wild shark
That travels in a pink limousine, yeah
Yeah, together with my fans
 
You're bringing out the Elvis in me
Making my hips want to swing
You bring out the Elvis in me
Making me burst out and sing, oh yeah
 
People think I'm a silly fool
Because I think you are so nice and cool
And some people say
You're so square
But I don't care
You're bringing out the Elvis in me
You're bringing out the Elvis in me
 
You're bringing out the Elvis in me
Making my hips want to swing
You bring out the Elvis in me
Making me burst out and sing
You're bringing out the Elvis in me
 
SoE: WOW………………………………………………………………………………You go Girl!!
 
LoF: Took the words right out of my mouth you did! That was good!!! I love the sound of your voice. Country music is definitely your thing. 
 
DA: Hm… I'm not sure about the country thing, you have great tone… and the looks of a pop star… but I think you look like you're not having enough fun…. But hey you're going to Toronto!!!'
 
Madison: Thank you so much! You won't regret this!!![leaves]
 
DA: I think you will when I get through with you. Heh-heh-heh!!!! *Darth Vader theme song goes on*
 
SoE: OoooOOOOOOOooooooOOOO!!!!  Destiny's Angel is in the House. Beware bad singers and those that are good cause she'll criticize you anyways!
 
Kero: Next up is… Julian!!!!! 
 
Julian: [enters] Hey ladies!!!
 
DA: Please tell me right now that you're not a womanizer. 
 
Julian: I'm not a womanizer!!! I'm a chick magnet!!!! [girl in the back passes out] 
 
DA: Lord give me strength… ok go ahead…. Just wait while I adjust my ear plugs. 
 
Julian; Ok, I'm going to sing Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men… Who let the dogs out 
(woof, woof, woof, woof) 
(woof, woof, woof, woof) 
(woof, woof, woof, woof) 
(woof, woof, woof, woof) 
 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
 
(woof, woof, woof, woof) 
 
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie, Yi, Yo) 
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie Yi Yo) 
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie Yi Yo) 
And the girls report to the call 
The poor dog show down 
 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
 
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast 
She really want to skip town 
Get back off me, beast off me 
Get back you flea infested monger 
 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
 
I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie, Yi, Yo} 
To any girls calling them canine {Yippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie, Yi, Yo} 
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yip-ppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie Yi, Yo} 
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie, Yi, Yo} 
Her bone runs out now 
 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof) 
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)…
 
DA: PLEASE STOP!!!!!
 
LoF: YESSTOP PLEASE STOP!!!!!! SIREN OF ERISED PASSED OUT IT WAS SO BAD!!!!
 
SoE: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz…
 
DA: OK… hate the song…. Hate the looks… glasses. No way man. And next.. you can't sing one note let alone an entire song!!!!!!! There is no way we are taking you to Toronto. 
 
Julian; Oh c'mon!!! I was good!!!!!
 
DA: No, I think you could possibly be the worst singer in the whole cast of CCS.
 
LoF&SoE: GASP!
 
DA: The look sucks!
 
LoF&SoE: GASP!!
 
DA: Now go home before I make you!!!
 
LoF&SoE: GASP!!!
 
Kero: Those gasping judges are right!!!!!!! Destiny's Angel obviously doesn't want Julien to go, but what say the others???
 
LoF:… yeah… I think you need to work on it a little bit…
 
SoE: A little??? Psht! Try vocal therapy!!!
 
LoF: What is it with you guys and therapy??? 
 
SoE: You're the one saying we need it all the time. 
 
LoF: Pshht! Minor detail! Sorry Julian, you're going home. 
 
Julian: Fine!! But you're going to regret this!!!
 
DA: We regret hiring the people who let you in here!!!! How's that for regret?!!!
 
SoE: LATER DUDE WHO CAN'T SING AND I DON"T REMEMBER HIS NAME!!!!
 
Julian: [in front of camera] Ok who does that Destiny's Angel think she is??? She obviously has the other two in some sort of mind trap and has psychic powers to control them so they'll say that someone will go. 
 
SoE: [who's returning from the bathroom] No you just sucked.
 
Julian: That's what you guys think, I'm going to be the greatest singer in the world and you guys ain't gonna stop me. 
 
SoE: Yeah, yeah, go tell that to someone who cares. 
 
Suppi:Next up we have Yue. Let's see if they'll think the same way about his other half.
 
Yue: [enters] hello girls. I'm going to sing Help Me by Nick Carter I wish I could define
All the thoughts that cross my mind
They seem too big for me to choose
I don't know which ones to use
When I've fallin' down so far
I think I'll never see your light
Bouncing off of me
Shining down here from your eyes
 
Help me
Figure out the difference
Between right and wrong
Weak and strong
Day and night
Where I belong and
Help me
Make the right decisions
Know which way to turn
Lessons to learn
And just what my purpose is here
 
It's like I got the signals crossed
With messages I can't decode
Half asleep, never wide awake ya know
Complete overload
I got so much information here
And nothing I can really grasp
I should know the truth
But I'm too afraid so I have to ask
 
Help me
Figure out the difference
Between right and wrong
Weak and strong
Day and night
Where I belong and
Help me
Make the right decisions
Know which way to turn
Lessons to learn
And just what my purpose is here
 
Wanna know you
More than anything
I need you
In my every dream, you're there for me
You love me
For who I am
No Angel
Just an ordinary man
 
Help me figure out why I'm stuck in the middle
Trying to understand why I can't
Why's this such a riddle
Got my eyes crossed
I'm thinking so hard and I know I'm missing the mark
Can you help me sort out
All this information
I'm just rackin' my brain
Paying attention
But I'm still lost
And at all costs
I gotta know (gotta know, oh)
 
Help me
Figure out the difference
Between right and wrong
Weak and strong
Day and night
Where I belong and
Help me
Make the right decisions
Know which way to turn
Lessons to learn
And just what my purpose is here
 
Help me figure out why I'm stuck in the middle
Trying to understand why I can't
Why's this such a riddle
Got my eyes crossed
I'm thinking so hard and I know I'm missing the mark
Can you help me sort out
All this information
I'm just rackin' my brain
Paying attention
But I'm still lost
And at all costs
I gotta know
 
SoE: You do you thing Yue!!!! That was sweet!! I Luv it!!!!!
 
LoF: Ohmigosh!!!!!! That was awesome Yue!!!! I luv it!!!! Luv the look! I luv your hair!!!!!!! Who's your hairdresser???
 
Yue: Um… I... don't… have one…[looks for the nearest exit]
 
LoF: Anyways it's great!!!
 
DA:… [blinks] different… originality I'll give you that… personally I luv the song so there's bonus marks for you… 
 
LoF: GROUP HUDDLE!!!! 
[In huddle]
LoF: I say he goes.
 
SoE: I totally agreee.
 
DA: Yeah I guess so, he's the best so far.
[out of huddle]
LoF: Yue, we have good new for you, you're going to Toronto!! 
 
Yue: …yay… [waves white flag???]
 
Kero: What's his problem??
 
Suppi: Next we have Zachary.
 
Zachary: How you doing ladies??
 
LoF: What a gentleman!! [passes out] 
 
SoE: Yo… Lady of fate… wake up don't leave me with Destiny's Angel… WAKE UP!!!! [shakes her to her senses] C'mon girl we got judging to do and watch people's dreams shatter into a zillion pieces right before our eyes!!! You don't want to miss that do you???? 
 
LoF: No… 
 
DA: Ok go ahead Zach.
 
Zachary: I'm going to sing All the Small Things, so here it goes. All the small things
True care, truth brings (SoE: how does that work he lies all the time!)
Ill take one lift
Your ride best trip
Always, I know
Youll be at my show (DA: Uh, correction it's MY show)
Watching, waiting, commiserating
 
Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na......
 
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
 
Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na......
 
Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, Ill be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
 
Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, Ill be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
 
SoE: AWESUM!!!!!!!! The song was short, you cannot beat short songs!!!!
 
LoF: I like it, your voice is good. 
 
DA: That sucked…
 
Zachary: Screw you!
 
SoE: TAKE HIM TAKE HIM!!!!!!!!
 
LoF: Well even though Miss.Sourpants over there says no, majority wins so you're coming to Toronto!!!
 
Zachary: Yeah!!!!! Hollywood here I come!!!!!
 
SoE: We're going to Toronto!!!!
 
Kero: Next we have Rita. Singing You Drive Me Crazy by Britney Spears
 
…You drive me CRAZY!!!
I just can't sleep!!!!
 
SoE: STOP!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Rita: so how'd I do?????
 
LoF: two syllables… Ba-D. very Bad I might add.
 
DA: Somebody shoot me now… please!!! That was horrible!!! I will kill the people who let you in here!!!! Three reasons! One, the image, Two Britney Spears song, absolutely not! Three, you can't sing!!!!
 
Rita: Well at least I'm not critical!!!! 
 
DA: Girl, criticism is what gets you through life. And your life ain't even over yet! So deal!!! In other words, you are the weakest link… Good-bye. 
 
Rita: [in front of camera] Talk about having no life. Destiny's Angel wouldn't even know a good song if it hit her in the face! Multiple times!!!!! 
 
Suppi: Well that was interesting. Next we have M. Toroda with You Drive Me Crazy… again! Is it just me, or are these people deliberately trying to drive the judges crazy??? And me???
 
LoF; goodbye
 
M. Toroda: but I didn't even sing one note!!!!
 
DA: get it through your thick head!! ! NO BRITNEY SPEARS SONGS!!!! You tell us you're going to sing it and you're automatically out!!!!! Even if you're the best singer in the universe!!!!!
 
M.Toroda; you all fail!!!!!
 
SoE: Yo!!! You have no power here!!!! So shoo!!!
 
Kero: Oh boy, next is Eli!!!! With Bruce Springsteens' Crush
 
Eriol: My feets were flyin' down the street just the other night
When a Hong Kong special pulled up at the light
What was inside, man, was just c'est magnifique
I wanted to hold the bumper and let her drag me down the street
 
(Chorus)
Ooh, ooh, I gotta crush on you
Ooh, ooh, I gotta crush on you
Ooh, ooh, I gotta crush on you tonight
 
Sometimes I spot a little stranger standing 'cross the room
My brain takes a vacation just to give my heart more room
For one kiss, darling I swear everything I would give
Cause you're a walking, talking reason to live
 
(Chorus)
 
Well now she might be the talk of high society
She's probably got a lousy personality
She might be a heiress to Rockefeller
She might be a waitress or a bank teller
She makes the Venus de Milo look like she's got no style
She make Sheena of the Jungle look meek and mild
I need a quick shot, Doc, knock me off my feet
Cause I'll be minding my own business walking down the street... watchout!
 
(Chorus)
 
SoE: [screams] That was the best so far!!! AND WE'RE NOT EVEN DONE YET!!!!!!!!! 
 
LoF: Omigosh Eli I think I'm in love with you!!!!!
 
DA:… damn… 
 
LoF: Two words for you Eli, you're in!!!
 
Eli: Thanks ladies [winks and LoF passes out… again!]
 
Suppi: that's my master!!!! [waves flag w/ Eli's face on it]
 
LoF: Gimme gimme!!!!! 
 
SoE: hey she's awake!!!! [LoF comes back waving Eli flag]
 
Kero: Next we have Aiden Avalon.
 
Sakura: GO DAD!!!!
 
Aiden; I will sing Heaven by Bryan Adams
Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years 
There was only you and me 
We were young and wild and free
 
Now nothin' can take you away from me 
We've been down that road before 
But that's over now 
You keep me comin' back for more 
Baby you're all that I want 
When you're lyin' here in my arms 
I'm findin' it hard to believe 
We're in heaven 
 
And love is all that I need 
And I found it there in your heart 
It isn't too hard to see 
We're in heaven 
 
Oh - once in your life you find someone 
Who will turn your world around 
Bring you up when you're feelin' down 
 
Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me 
Oh there's lots that I could say 
But just hold me now 
Cause our love will light the way 
 
Chorus 
 
I've bin waitin' for so long 
For somethin' to arrive 
For love to come along 
 
Now our dreams are comin' true 
Through the good times and the bad 
Ya - I'll be standin' there by you 
 
SoE: hey for Sakura's old man you did pretty good. 
 
LoF: That was beautiful [wipes tear away]
 
DA: It runs in the family… 
 
SoE: you're coming to Toronto
 
Suppi: Next we have… oh no!!!!
 
Kero: What???
 
Suppi: next and here to kill us all... Ruby Moon!!!
 
SoE: The horror… I don't even know the girl!!!! And already I know she's bad.
 
Ruby: I'm going to sing Suger sugar.
Suagr, suagr…
Oh honey honey…
You are my candy giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!!!
And you got me wanting you!!!
 
LoF: Um… Ruby… please… our ears can't take it anymore… STOP!!!
 
Ruby: You're supposed to be the nice one!!
 
LoF: I'm saving you from embarrassment!!! So I am being nice. 
 
SoE: No go…
 
DA: Get lost and a life.
 
Ruby: [in front of camera] WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! They ruined my life!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
DA: SECURITY!!!! Please tell me this is almost over.
 
Kero: oh Boy next up is Li. Singing the jingle for goldfish and I don't know who wrote it
 
Li: here's our, jingle for goldfish!
Yes yummy baked not fried goldfish!!!! 
The yummy snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off
Did you know they're made with real cheese
Even though they look like fishies
The SNACk that smiles back goldfish!!
 
And for taste buds that are braver
We've blasted them with flavour
Try flavour blasted Goldfish!!!
 
SoE: I luv that song… I cry everytime the poor fishies's head gets bitteded off… 
 
LoF; hey that was good
 
DA: [eating goldfish] I like the snack not your voice, you're in. 
 
Li: Thank you!! 
 
Suppi: next we have Lila Mackenzie singing Dirty by Christina Aguliera
 
Lila: I'm going to sing w/ Aiden, he's going to be Redman.
Redman:
Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty, you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party (woo!)
 
Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows)
 
Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
I'm coming through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room
 
DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
 
It's explosive, speakers are pumping
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are mashing
No question, time for some action
 
Temperature's up (can you feel it)
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise
 
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
 
Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your @$$
I like that
 
Tight hip huggers, low for sure
Shake a little somethin' on the floor
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
 
Let's get open, cause a commotion
We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep it popping
Hot rocking, everyone's talking
 
Give all you've got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise
 
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
 
Here it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
Get up, get it up
Yup, that's what's up
You can just put your butt
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go 
Here we go
 
You can tell when the music
Starts to drop
That's when we take it
To the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's gonna
Call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go, here we go
 
Wanna get rowdy (rowdy)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party (party)
Sweat dripping over my body (body)
Dancing gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
 
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
 
Rowdy
Dance and getting a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
 
Uh, what
 
SoE: O.O My poor virgin eyes… That was ok
 
LoF: [covering her eyes] is it over??? It was good though it will traumatise me forever and ever
 
DA: Ok you can come if you promise NEVER to do that again
 
Lila: Ok
 
Kero: next we have Nikki singing Primer Amor by Christina Aguliera
 
Nikki: Yo te contare una historia 
De como un puertoriqueño me robo el corazon 
Nunca mas he vuelto a amar de esa manera 
Quizas jamas lo hare 
Es la historia de mi primer amor 
Era buen mozo con grandes y profundos ojos marrones 
Un bailarin 
Juntos nos perdimos en el ritmo del amor 
Asi es como comenzo
 
SoE: I didn't understand a word you said but I liked it!!!
 
LoF: Nice short song. I like it too.
 
DA: Please do not ask me to translate that… please….
 
LoF: ok… we won't ask you.
 
DA: Welcome to Toronto.
 
Suppi: Next we have… Tori… singing…[falling asleep] Like a Virgin by Madonna… WAIT A MINUTE WHAT DID I JUST SAY???????????????
 
Kero: Here's Tori!!!
 
Tori: I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
 
I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
 
[Chorus:]
 
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats [after first time, "With your heartbeat"]
Next to mine…
 
SoE: Hold it boy!!! First of all…. You're singing a girl's song! And it says on your sheet that you're a boy… so unless you had a sex change right before this… you've got issues.
 
LoF: No comment… 
 
DA: Um… sing something else that's really short… 
 
Tori: it's a small world after all…
 
DA: No! Anything but that…
 
Tori: I've got a lovelly bunch of cocnuts, didilidi
There's they are just standing in a row…
 
DA: Please kill me next time I go to give someone a second chance. 
 
LoF: Gladly, Tori, never sing again.
 
Tori: [in front of camera] Well guess what Destiny's Angel, you can kiss my [censored]
 
Suppi: And last but not least, here's Chelsea!!! Singing Mirror Mirror by M2M
 
Chelsea:
VERSE 1
Why don't I like the girl I see?
The one who's standing right in front me
Why don't I think before I speak?
I should have listened to that voice inside of me
 
PRE-CHORUS 1
I must be stupid
Must be crazy 
Must be out of my mind
To say the kind of things I said last night
 
 

DA: look girl, even if you completely suck, you're coming anyways coz you're the last person here. So pack your bags

Chelsea: YAY!!!!

Suppi: Well that's the end of this episode of Anime Idol tune in next time for DBZ!!!!

Kero: We're your hosts Kero and Suppi saying Goodnight and good riddance!!!

[lights go off]

SoE: um... guys we're still here!!!!!!!!! Lady of Fate…??? Destiny's Angel…??? Anybody…??? Awe rats!!!!!