AU:First story…yeah, I'm just going to get on with it now…Oh and quite contrary to my username, I don't love/like/obsess over Shadow the hedgehog in any manner, I just like the song "" and last time I checked, I'm a Ms.

Sonic the Hedgehog and Co. belong to Sega/Sonic Team *insert generic jingle*

Others to Archie

"talking"

'thoughts'

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~It was annoying how stupid she could be at times. Yes she was pretty and she had some intelligence, but that will only get her so far. Right now, Fiona Fox was in hiding with the Destructix in the rat infested (and it also had real rats too 'heh') FVB (Faltering Villains Basement 'catchy…not'), a haven, if you will, for unpleasant people to camp out in until it's safe for them to give a glimpse of their faces in public then put their nefarious plans into action. A rather bland place, there were several wooden tables with battered clothes on top and candles to add light as well as some class. There was bar in the corner in a cliché fashion, and a piano for anyone to play if they wish. She was currently sitting at one those tables in a rather beat wooden chair, lost in her thoughts. Fiona had gone as low as to be like a certain bat she wasn't very fond of, a thief who gets so blinded by what they want they end up running around like a chicken without its head. For the moment she was planning on taking her revenge on the Freedom Fighters, or so she kept telling herself. After thoroughly thinking things through, our least favorable fox couldn't help but notice the fact that she was fueling a lost cause. Not only did she lack a respectable reason to go after the Failure Fighters of Knothole, but it was painstakingly obvious that Sonic was in fact the best boyfriend she ever had. A good portion of the time she goes with just about anything that would give a cheap thrill until she was so disgusted with him that she could vomit her organs at any second. For example Scourge. She had cheated on Sonic because she had so blindly thought that Scourge was what she wanted. What with his evil and arrogant manner, and his insolence towards just about everything, he was what she used to cling on to, and well, change is hard. Plus she couldn't help but hear all the rumors about Sonic cheating on Sally for Mina, which might have contributed. It was always about Miss Perfect, how EVERYONE loved the princess, some seeing that Sonic didn't disserve her. That, the vixen was sure, was a lie. Sonic was always affectionate and there for her, while she called him selfish for wanting to defend both her and the country that SHE should be protecting. Not only was she a hypocrite, she also proved how selfish she could be by forcing Sonic to choose between her or saving the world. When he chose the world, things got ugly in more ways than one. The little bitch started to bawl and slapped Sonic, then ran away from the event like a toddler after wetting himself. Not only was it disgusting to watch, but a good portion of people acted like she was still Miss Everything after that tantrum. Just thinking about it made her push the closest table over in disgust.

"What's eatin' you?"

A bartender nearby couldn't help but notice the outraged Freedom Fighter traitor.

"Yeah, like I'm going to spill my heart out to some guy who couldn't even get a respectable job."

She walked away while rolling her eyes in an unamused sort of way.

'One thing that'll never change, I'll always be a bitch'

"What the hell's the matter with you?"

The gorilla questioned, he was a part of the Destructix and also noticed Fiona's rather "bitchy" behavior. Not like he honestly cared, but she was in command.

"You know what I'm done with you losers, even when your outnumbered the Freedom Fighters, you still get beaten"

Our despicable little friend left without another word.

~Meanwhile, we see an all too familiar face that of which belongs to Sonic the hedgehog. The Blue Blur was on one of his nightly jogs, though if someone else were to look it would be sprinting. Anyway he stopped rather abruptly after reaching a certain area for it was the spot were Tails caught Sonic making out with Fiona Fox. He couldn't help but wonder if maybe Tails spying on him, but the question was never asked since Sonic was too flustered at the time to care. Sadly now the only thing that went through his mind when he saw Fiona was disappointment. He couldn't help but pity her for her decision, but she's a big girl, plus it would be incredibly pathetic to try and talk her out of her choices, as his adopted brother had done and failed at merely because he was too naïve to understand what Fiona really thought when she saw him. He couldn't explain his new found attraction to her at the time, but hers to his was, well, experimentation. The red vixen 'That should be the name of a car!' wished to see who was better, him or his evil twin.

'Speaking of which if he's supposed to be the opposite of me wouldn't he be slow and stupid…okay he's already stupid but slow? Oh well, questioning the universe always leads to headaches. And of course she chooses him over me. Who wouldn't, rude, conniving, ignorant, and disrespectful jerks who also dress like wannabe greasers are HOT! '

The true blue sneered to himself, then thought back to the day Fiona admitted her betrayal. It wasn't so much the fact that she cheated on him that got to him the most; (even though that did hurt…a lot) it was mostly the fact that it was Scourge whom she was with. That was a killer to his ego (not like he had one but still), Scourge was like that wound in your mouth that you gave yourself from biting the inside of you cheek while your asleep and you keep tonguing it even though that makes it harder for it to heal.

'Yup, HOT!'

The heartless Moebian was probably the most pitiful creature he never wanted to meet.

'And yet Fiona chose him over you…what's that tell me.'

"SONIC!"

A young a pink hedgehog shrieked.

'Aren't I lucky'

"SONIC!"

Whack

"Oh, why is it that every time you say yes to go out on a date with me, you never show up! One of these days I'm just going to give up on you!"

Amy continued to lecture the uncaring hedgehog whom was rubbing the bruise from her hammer that was still in her hand until she noticed he was not paying attention.

Whack

"You JERK!"

The young girl ran off sobbing and saying things along the lines of "jerk" "never listens to me" "why do I even try" "Asshole" or something like that. The blue hedgehog also couldn't help but think that maybe Fiona would have rethought things had Amy not have been there, but then again, you can't change the past. The pink fangirl was interrogating his ex, which of course was going to lead to a fight. Especially since Fiona already had to deal with Sally and the Chaotix pocking around in her business. However, he did thank Amy for sticking up for him, even though that made the Sonic look pathetic. Not to mention the fact that the little girl couldn't even lay a hit on the vixen, leaving him open to her for an attack. Which Fiona took advantage of, leading to their departure. Thankfully, he was immune to the pink pain's hammer now, after years of abuse it didn't really bother him anymore. The only thing that did was that goddamn evil twin of his.

'Oh, excuse me. Die your quills and change your name YOUR FUCKING AMAZING AND YOUR OWN FUCKING PERSON'

"Officious little prick"

He scowled, he wasn't jealous of Scourge in any stretch of the word. But when there's a little prick in your finger that always hurts you can't help but overreact easily, and all these memories weren't helping either. Sonic headed towards his house that he had built recently when he started to detest the idea of living with his parents. Yes, he loves them, but at the same time he was a teenager and in Mobius it was legal to live on his own, and he preferred his privacy, but it was nice at first to come home to someone at the time. Now, he rather hear the lone footsteps that belonged only to him as he went in. It was a rather large house for one person, but he did want to have a family one day…but definitely not today. He found an area FAR away from everyone else and built the place, even though he had a little cash saved up to buy a house with, but it did come in handy when purchasing the furniture. Sonic didn't want to tell anyone about it at first since it would probably lead to an annoying amount of questions from his friends, but they found out since they followed 'stalked' him home one day to find out where he was going because they were worried.

'My furry …'

He walked in and loved the feeling of isolation. The perfect way to just stop for once and think, which he rarely got to do cause if you spend more than a minute doing that then there's something wrong with you.

'God, I love my friends so much that I just want to squeeze them until their organs POP OUT!'

He sat down on a coach in the living room, a large area across from the kitchen, the entrance in between those. The coach was a deep green with three silver pillows on it, a dark gray granite coffee table in the middle of the room and a wooden bookshelf all on top of a black square rug placed over the wood paneled floor. There were three spare rooms, two upstairs one down. Two bathrooms as well one up one down, and one of the rooms above was his. Sonic's room was not nearly as messy as his friends expected, a queen sized bed with a deep blue and white sheets with a blue comforter in an almost quilt like design that even his parents didn't know he made, the comforter that is. There was a silver desk to the side of the room with a computer and a book on top of it.

'Television rots the mind'

No wonder Eggman and Shadow saw him as a pussy, he hung out with the Smiley Squad. Sonic couldn't help but have gotten a liking to the Suppression Squad. They didn't deserve what happened to them, plus they were amazing in combat. Sure they were equal in skill to the Freedom Fighters, but the raw determination and want to be better, the shear indignities that strengthened them in ways the Freedom Fighters never would be able to comprehend.

'Whoa'

Sometimes, he wondered about himself.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock

"Oh I wonder who that could be?"

The words were laced with acid and were said while he wore a look of distastement on his face. He opened the door to be surprised 'for once' to see someone he didn't expect.

Fiona Fox~

Au: …Read and Review, oh and by review I mean an actual review, tell me what you like, what you don't, and what needs to be improved, hope I don't appear rude by asking of this.