Olah leeches! I give you another crap-story by me!
BOW DOWN.
A-hem…disclaimer…
Disclaimer-Owning Kingdom Hearts would make me rich. I am not rich, thus not owning it.
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Here, we see a seventeen year old and a twenty-six year old fighting heartless in Hollow Bastion. Their names would be Yuffie and Squall.
"Leon! It's Leon you narrator!"
Yes, well…Leon and Yuffie were fighting Heartless in Hollow Bastion.
"Leon, I think the area's clear."
"'Kay, let's go back to Insurance Problem's house."
"Why don't you just say 'Merlin's'?"
"You don't wanna know."
"Anyway! I've been wondering a lot lately…why do you hate the name Squall so much?"
"Um…"
FLASHBACK TIME!
A six-year-old Squall was sitting on a curb, eating his mother's famous tuna salad sandwich. His friend Rinoa sat beside him, eating an apple.
"Squally, are you going to eat you cookie?"
"Yes."
"Look! It's Bird man and…Rinoa!" A six year old Seifer came up behind.
"Go away Seifer!" Said Rinoa.
"I think not. Squall, what kind of name is Squall?"
"It's a special name."
"So
that means you're special?"
"Uhh…"
"Leave him alone
Seifer!"
"Fine…just letting you know that Squall sounds like a stupid name!"
FLASHBACK ENDING TIME!
His eyes opened.
"I don't want to talk about it. /Freaking Seifer…/" The last part was mumbled.
Here, Yuffie gets up into his face.
"Y'know
what? I'm going to call you Squeon from now on!"
"…"
"Bye now!" Yuffie skipped off into the crappy house known as Merlin's.
The man now known as 'Squeon' touched the hole of his nose.
"Why is my nose bleeding?"
I don't know what caused this story.
Really.
And that flashback was lame.
Anyway, pwease R&R.
NO FLAMES.
