Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto not now not ever.

Anyways I've been hard at work thinking of a story to catch everyone's attention.

This contains all types of pairings so beware.

Prologue:

One day at the ramen shop Naruto and Jiraiya sitting on the stools are talking. While Naruto is mostly eating but talking.

''Pervy Sage, how do I get Sakura to like me?''

''Well,…hmmm….I don't know.''

''Come on you peep in on women for your so called inspiration in those books. You must know something.''

''Well there is one way. But are you ready to take this journey? This will be a tough one we must blah blah blah blah''

In Naruto's thoughts, ''That's all I keep hearing Blah Blah Blah. He's flapping those lips but what the Hell kind of journey do we have to go to for Sakura to fall in love with me.''

''Brat you listening?''

''Yeah.''

''All you have to do is meet me here in one week and I'll be back with it.''

''With what?''

''You'll see. Hehehehehe.''

In Naruto's thoughts, ''I know something stupid was going to happen. Since I was the centered stupid guy. ''

After a week Naruto found himself at the ramen shop. He was eating lots of ramen.

''That pervy sage better show up soon. Cause I don't have any money.''

Naruto slurping and gulping bowls of ramen. Until the pervy sage finally showed up. The pervy sage waved a bottle in front of Naruto's face. Naruto became hypnotized watching it swing back and forth.

''What is it? Can I drink it?''

''Well yes and no.''

''What does that mean?''

Naruto grabbed for the bottle and kept looking at it.

Jiraiya speaking, ''There are probably multiple symptoms. Just be careful that when you take it report all the symptoms to…''

By that time Naruto had gulped the whole bottle down. Jiraiya's facial expression was in total complete shock.

''You idiot! Look what you have done! Couldn't you have just listened to me? You had…''

''But didn't you make it for me. You're not a good cook. That tasted disgusting. Where did you learn to cook? From a jackass in a ditch.''

''Shut up you ungrateful brat! That hasn't been tested on anyone except martians. That's why you were supposed to take just a teaspoon. That was for you get chicks.''

''You think I'm a guinea pig?….Hey this is suppose to make Sakura fall in love with me. Let's try it out.''

Naruto walked away.

''Why do I feel that something very wrong has taken place? Oh well, it's not my problem anymore.''

Meanwhile back in the leaf village Naruto skipping along ran into Sakura and fell on top of her.

''Move it, pervert!''

She pushed Naruto in the ground.

''Oh it's you, you idiot.''

''Sakura, don't you feel anything for me?''

''No, I feel that smelly breath engulfing me. But nothing else.''

Sakura walked away leaving Naruto lost in his thoughts.

''Why doesn't she like me? Maybe the pervy sage really doesn't know anything.''

Then, Shikamaru walks up to Naruto.

''Let's take a walk. I'm bored and you're a interesting person to be around.''

Naruto nervously walks two feet behind Shikamaru.

''What's wrong with you? Shouldn't you be on missions?''

''Yeah. But I'm bored.''

''Why are you here with me? What's your game plan?''

''There's no plan.''

Naruto just kept walking behind Shikamaru until Shikamaru goes into his pocket for something Naruto takes out a kunai. He then, jumps at Shikamaru and misses.

''Naruto, what are you on today?''

''You were going for something in your pocket.''

''Money. Let me buy you ramen.''

''Ramen? Ramen?! Okay, sure.''

Shikamaru and Naruto eating ramen, Naruto suspiciously looking at Shikamaru.

Naruto's thoughts ''That bastard is going to use ramen against me. Or maybe this is part of the pervy sage's potion that everyone would spend all their money on me.''

''What a drag. You still think I'm going to hit you when you're down.''

''What gave to that idea?''

''The way you're looking at me.''

Naruto started looking at the food.

Naruto's thoughts ''Maybe he isn't lying.''

Meanwhile a boy walked towards Naruto and sat on the other of him. It was Rock Lee.

''Hello Naruto, would you like anything to eat?''

''Can't you see he's already eating?''

''Hi, Shikamaru. Naruto why are you with him?''

''Cause I'm getting free food. Duh!''

In the back behind a tree was Jiraiya looking at his notes.

''Now I understand the guys will fall in love with him not the girls. I guess I wasn't suppose to put a crow's arm in the potion but a hawk's leg. Like I said it's not my problem. Though it would be nice to know what happens. This could help my stories.''

Back at the shop Shikamaru and Rock Lee are still fighting over Naruto.

I hope someone likes this. I tried and don't worry if you think this is an odd combo. Cause there are dozens of people who are going to fall in love with Naruto. Anyways please read and review. Those reviews give me life and tell me who you'd like to fall in love with Naruto. Also, Love me or Flame me. Cause I'm always ready.