The Cast of Naruto all come together to make a movie along with me, Asami, there will be EXTREME OCCNESS Yaoi, slightly mentioned Yuri and perverseness...Naruto: YAY were making a movie. Sasuke: Shut up Naruto. Naruto:but Sasuke. Sasuke: I said shut up dobe. Tobi: Tobi loves movies. Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimers- Luna: Asami why you no own Naruto.
Asami: Because I don't
Voltermord: No, No, No that won't do… bring out
Hello Kitty
Asami & Luna: NOOOOOOO!
Take 1
Naruto: You can't handle the truth
Sasuke: It's true that I can't handle the truth but me confessing I can't must mean I can so you saying I can't handle the truth is a lie so that means you can't handle the truth.
Naruto: o_O… What?!
Sasuke: Exactly.
Naruto:…you are just-
Sasuke: Yes, Yes I am
Naruto: You don't even-
Sasuke:Very true
Asami: Ok I have no idea what you just said but I swear if this continues. I will force you to eat tomatoes.
Naruto: NOOO, NOT THE TOMATOES.
Sasuke: Mmmh, tomatoes
Asami: … Never mind just never mind
Take 2: love scene
Sasuke: Naru-chaaaaann
Naruto: Don't call me that.
Sasuke: but Naru-chaaaa-
Naruto: Sasuke stop calling me that
Sasuke: (deep breath) Naru-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Naruto: Ugh stop
Sasuke:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
Naruto: Are you done.
Sasuke: (nods like a 3 year old) yes.
Naruto: What's wrong with you?
Sasuke: I'm horny you silly idiot you
Naruto: o.O. You're what
Sasuke: I said I'm horny you silly little goose you.
Naruto: Well what do you want me to do about it?
Sasuke: (Stares at Naruto while licking lips)
Naruto: Hell no do you have any idea where we are.
Sasuke: Yes (Jumps on Naru)
Asami: W-What Th-that not in the script.
Sasuke: I don't care
Asami: Sasuke don't you- STOP TAKING OFF NARUTO PANTS.
Naruto: Ahh, h-help
Asami: STOP SUCKING NARUTO'S NECK
Naruto: Ahh, Sasuke, WAA, T-this i-is molestation
Sasuke: You know me, I l-love to m-molest you
Asami: (Mega Nosebleed) C-cut n-next s-scene
Naruto: Ahh, Sasuke, harder…faster
Sasuke: You don't have to tell me.
Asami: (drool, drool super-mega nosebleed) does anyone have a tissue.
Take 3
Ino: Hey forehead
Sakura: Hello Ino-pig
(4 seconds of silence)
Sakura: Oh Ino
Ino: Oh Sakura
(Flowers, hearts and romantic music as they run in slow motion to each other)
Asami: Send out the mutant pig. Tonton… ATTACK!
Take 4
Jiraiya: (Pervy smile and giggle)
He's peeping through the window of Sakura's bedroom, she's having a slumber party
Jiraiya: hehe Research (write in book)
Asami: (Sneaks up behind Jiraiya, frying pan in hand)
Jiraiya: Research
Asami: (hits him with frying pan)
Jiraiya: Resear-
Asami: (hits again)
Jiraiya: Resea-
Asami: (hits again)
Jiraiya: Re-
Asami: (hits again)
Jiraiya: R-
Asami: (Hits AGAIN) God he's persistent
Jiraiya:REEESSSEEEAAAARRRRRCCCHHH!
Asami: AAAAHHHHH A ZOMBIE!
[A.N I know it wasn't that funny but I tried man so be happy]
Take 5: Rock lee scene
Gai Sensei: Lee
Lee: Gai Sensei
Gai Sensei: Lee
Lee: Gai Sensei
Gai Sensei: Lee
Lee: Gai sensei
(Ocean view Sunset with romantic music running to each other slow motion with flowers falling out from who know where)
They Kiss and hug (A.N. sorry!)
Asami: Ready… Aim… FIRE THE MISSILES.
Take 6
Shikamaru: The studio is being reconstructed due to unknown cause *cough, cough* Asami *cough*
Asami: It wasn't my fault
Neji: Oh really who fires missiles INDOORS.
Asami: hehehe… umm…Dora!
Shikamaru & Neji: (face palms)
Gai Sensei: Lee
Lee: Gai Sensei
Asami: You're still alive. Fire the missiles.
TenTen: We're out of missiles
Asami: Oh… Ok then…FIRE THE BAZOOKAS!
Take 7
Sasori: Finally I was getting annoyed of waiting for this piece of shit building to be reconstructed.
Deidara: I agree Sasori my man. un
Asami: Stop with your sex talk and act already.
Sasori & Deidara: THAT WAS NOT SEX TALK!
Asami: SILENCE! I said ACT!
Sasori and Deidara: fine!
Sasori: Oh where oh where has my blonde Barbie gone oh where oh where can he be? With his retarded idea of what is art oh where oh where can he be.
Deidara: (He's now dress in a sheep costume). I'm here Saso-kun.
Asami: (Sadistic smile) Revenge.
(Itachi, Kisame, Hidan and Pein are hiding in a bush taking pictures and singing 'take me to a gay bar')
Flashback
Asami: Cotton Candy, Cotton Candy, Cotton CAAANNNDYYY!
Kakashi: Asami can you come here for a sec
Asami: Uum (looks at cotton candy, looks at Kakashi, looks back a cotton candy) Deidara can you hold this for me. Sasori can you make sure shore that Dei-kun doesn't eat any.
Asami: (leaves to talk with Kakashi)
*****Time Skip*****
Sasori and Deidara: (finished eating Asami's cotton candy) Hide the evidence. But where. (Throws cotton candy holder somewhere random)
Asami: Hi Saso-WHERE'S MY COTTON CANDYYYY!
Saso and Dei: (they are shaking) what cotton candy.
Asami: THE ONE I GAVE YOU TO HOLD!
Sasori and Deidara: You gave us nothing to hold (walks away)
Deidara: thank god she didn't kill us, un
Sasori: Yeah unlike you I actually value my life but you do know she's getting revenge right.
(They shiver and start running)
Asami: WTF, YOU BETTER RUN BECAUSE…I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.
End of flash back
Asami: First rule about me NEVER steal my cotton candy. Second rule… I always get my revenge one way or another
Tobi: I hate all of you… Go to hell.
Deidara: Uum …Tobi is that you
Tobi: Of course it me. Who else would it be Barbie?
Sasori: Hey, don't talk too him like that, only I can talk to him like that.
Zetsu: (comes out of the side of a tree) he hasn't had his daily supply of …Gai and Lee's special medicine.
(Zetsu hands the medicine to Tobi, he drinks it)
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy, Tobi wants' to dance around like a chicken. Tobi want to see Sasori-senpai and Deidara-senpai make out.
Everyone in the room: What the F*** Tobi
Konan: Yeah…Tobi's back (face palms)
Kakuzu: Gai and lees special medicine is not liable for any allergic reaction including blindness, hard-ons, extreme need to run around and dance like a chicken, hyper activeness, obsessive green jumpsuit wearing disorder or sake cravings. Have a nice day. Gai and Lee limited…Happy I said it now where's my money.
Gai Sensei: We were a hit
Lee: YOSH Gai Sensei!
Asami: God dammit- Zabuza give me your machete
Zabuza: But-
Asami: (death glare)
Zabuza: here.
Asami: DIE Gai and Lee DIE.
Take 8
Asami: (Blood dripping from machete)
Gaara: BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!
Asami: AAAAAHHHHHHH.
Take 9
Chouji: Potato chips, Potato chip, POTATO CHIPS!
Asami: I'm sorry Chouji.
Chouji: Get your ass back here
Asami: I said I'm sorry
Chouji: Sorry won't help you for stealing my last potato chip and calling me fat…FAT!
Asami: SOMEONE HELP ME THEIR A CRAZY DERANGE FAT MAN AFTER ME.
Chouji: AAAAAH. You said it again.
Asami: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPP MEEEEE!
Take 10
Naruto: take has been Uum put on hold because of 'technical difficulties'
Asami: CALL THE POL-
Sasuke: Shut up
Chouji: I run this studio know. Mwahahahahahaha.
Everyone in the room: Yes master.
ThE eNd
Note from Author: I am not liable for abdominal pains you get from laughter. I am not required to pay your dry- cleaning bill when you pee yourself. If you dare to make any charges/ lawsuits against me, I will send my mutant bunnies which I raised, after you. They also work in the Mafia for those of you who did not know. I also have my Yaoi/weirdo/narutard/sicko national ID. Thank you and have a nice day.
Asami LMD.
