Shoma: Ok everyone this is my second story and yes I will update Hidden Secrets soon.

Before we start the story I have to tell you That I will be gone for a couple of days on a trip,

Yes that sucks I'm still in school until the 23rd . Now without further adu

Here is Yo Momma!

Chapter 1: Kyoto vs. Tokyo

Maru- My brother-:Ok ok ok we down here in Kyoto right now and I'm looking for the best joker to go against Tokyo tonight. I'm looking for sting speed and quickness.( I am the dragon trainer and I am typing for my cousin how is mildly retarted). Now if you think you have what it takes to win please step up. – seven people went up- ok thats it?

Go!

Yusuke-talkin to kuwabara – yo momma so fat I hit her wit a bat she went around corner sayin were my dogs at.

Kuwabara:yo moma so crazy she likes cats.

Keiko: huh?

Yusuke: what!

Random person in crowd: a wiki wiki wiki wiki huh what a wiki wow I got a secret…

Yusuke- shooting his reigun at rpic- shaddap.

Botan: yo moma is so ugly she put the bogey man out a business\

Crowd: boooooooooooooo

Botan: don't foget im the grim reaper I can reap you whenever I want.

Crowd-laughing nervously-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahaahhahahe

Koenma: she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund.

Crowd: hahahaha hahahahaha

RPIC: even though it was corny Ill laugh anyway not trying to get killed.

Maru: now that I've seen 4/7 peoples skills I'm gonna chose two of the best people to go aginst Tokyo tonight.

And that is drumroll please …..Yusuke and……..Keiko!

Yusuke: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!

Kuwabaka:Did she even say any jokes?

Koenma and Boton: Crying together

Maru: No she didn't say any jokes but the people watching it on tv voted for her so go!

Yusuke: Yo momma so stupid she lost her shadow.

Keiko: Yo momma so ugly she looks like Kuwabara.

Yusuke:Yo momma so Fat she when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Keiko: Yo momma so poor that even the Cocaroches wouldn't date her.

Maru: Stop the madness! Now the person to go Represent Kyoto is – Drumroll- ………YUSUKE!

NOW ON TO TOKYO!