Author's Note

Yeah so here's my new story Akatsuki Baseball, I've been thinking about this one for awhile so I hope you guys like it. Any reviews bad or good are appreciated.


It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining the birds were chirping, people were out walking their dogs and the akatsuki were….. well……….

"Give me the fucking remote Deidara!" Hidan yelled.

"Screw you un! Oprah's about to tell us what new book we should read." Deidara replied.

"I don't give a shit about Oprah I. Need. To. Watch. House." Hidan said.

"Are you stupid Hidan? We're watching the shopping channel." Kakuzu said.

"You're crazy." Kisame said. "We're watching World of Parasites up next."

Itachi, Sasori, and Zetsu were on the other couch wisely keeping out of the conversation, Sasori's favorite show, Antiques Road Show, was already over and the other two simply didn't watch T.V.

"How long do you think?" Sasori asked.

"Five minutes." Zetsu replied after arguing with himself.

"3 minutes at the most." Itachi said.

"Nah, even shorter, it will be 1 at the most." Sasori said.

"Alright you're on." Zetsu said.

58 seconds later

"That's it! If I can't watch it nobody can!" Kakuzu yelled as raised the T.V. over his head and then smashed it on the floor.

"See I told you so."

Then Pein and Konan walked in with Tobi on their heels.

"Alright everybody apparently Leader has something important to tell us….. for once." Konan said to the group.

"Well what is it O Leader-sama of mine." Hidan said thoroughly sarcastic.

"Alright guys I've got some important news, I've decided to enter the Akatsuki into a world wide baseball league!" Pein said more excited than he should be. When everyone just stared at him he continued. "There will be teams from Leaf, Sand, Rock and so on, you'll all have positions to play and I'll be coaching you."

"Why do you do this to us?" Kakuzu asked.

"The winner gets 100 million ryo." And now Kakuzu was in full support of it.

"Well I think Leader has struck upon a great idea whaddaya say guys lets play some ball!" Kakuzu said drunk on the idea of money.

"Fuck you." Just guess who said this.

"Well at least one of you is with me on this, so anyways tomorrow we get our uniforms and we start practice. So, who wants to know their position?" Leader said.

"Oh pick me Leader-sama pick Tobi he wants to know!" Tobi asked.

"Well Tobi you're left field, and as for you Konan you're center field, Itachi is right field, Sasori is short stop, Kakuzu is third base, Hidan's second, Kisame's first, Zetsu is catcher, and Deidara you're pitcher, no exploding balls." Leader said.

"Why not un? Level the playing field man." Deidara whined.

"You know sometimes I really hate you Pein." Konan said.

"Well guess what, I hate all of you all of the time." Hidan said.

And so the most fucked up team to ever play baseball was born.


Alright the first chapter is done, this story will be longer than my others and hopefully I'll be able to get a new chapter out every week.