Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!
Summary: Hyuuga Neji - the name of the music star that makes girls scream dramatically and beg to have his children. That is, all girls except a certain one with pink hair. Odd... NejiSaku, AU
Ah, yes, a fic, a Naruto fic at that, from me, Snow! And my first one, at that! Aren't you just so excited? Sure you are...but you can pretend to be, ne? Haha. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this little idea of mine, it'll sure be a crazy one!
Enjoy!
Play My Song
Chapter One: The Hyuuga "Hottie"
Haruno Sakura was somewhat freaked out.
Who wouldn't be if one of their friends was sighing dreamily at a shirtless photograph of Hyuuga - what's his name - and looking as if she was about to make out with the inanimate object at any moment?
The pink haired girl straightened out her uniform skirt, which was a pleated navy blue skirt that came just above her knees and was completed with a white button-up shirt, a tie was hanging loosely around her neck, for she didn't bother with tying it. Her short carnation locks stopped at the nape of her neck and slightly touched the collar of her shirt. Jade colored eyes had an annoyed look to them. She wore a navy blue headband around her head, pulling back some of the strands from her face. Sakura gave an exasperated sigh, "Ino, can you try not to think nasty thoughts while we're in class?"
The blonde girl sitting beside her rose her head from ogling the photo and met emerald with cerulean, "Who said I was thinking nasty thoughts?"
"The drool on your chin," Sakura pointed out.
Ino blushed crimson and hurriedly wiped her chin while Sakura giggled at her. She hurriedly left into rants of, "Neji is so...so...irresistible..." She gave a girlish sigh before staring back at the picture with somewhat lustful intentions.
Sakura snatched the photo from Ino's hands and gave it a quick scan. The man had long, brunette locks that any girl would envy. His pearly white orbs gave him an emotionless look. The clincher for the photo was that he was halfway nude, clad only in a pair of boxers. His chest was well sculpted and defined for a boy his age. "I don't see what's so special about him."
Ino gave a loud gasp and cupped her hand over her open mouth, "S-Sakura! How can you say such things?!"
"Yes, how can you?!" Another girl in her class, Temari, suddenly popped up with a look of sheer disbelief and horror on her delicate features. Her cerulean eyes were narrowed slightly and she had a fist clenched in a dramatic pose.
"Very easily." Sakura bluntly replied, not showing how freaked out she was with her two friends's reactions to her off-the-cuff comment.
Another girl, Hyuuga Hinata approached the crowd of girls, "W-What's everyone...so worked up about?" Her pearly eyes were identical to Neji's and her short, navy blue hair suited her pale skin well.
"Fifty percent about what Sakura just said about your cousin...and the other fifty is..." Temari trailed off.
"You don't know, do you?" Sakura asked.
"Nope. Just trying to sound smart."
The girls collectively fell over.
"A-Anyway, what did Sakura say about Neji?" Hinata asked, quirking an eyebrow in wonderment.
"She said she didn't see what was so special about Neji." Ino huffed, crossing her arms in an exasperated manner.
"Because I don't."
"Actually, all I can think that is s-special with N-Neji is his voice." Hinata said, looking as if she were in deep thought.
"You don't like his looks?!" Ino and Temari screeched at the top of their lungs.
"Nope."
"H-He's my cousin...t-that would be weird if I did."
"Blasphemy!" Both of the blonde women shrieked like banshees.
"Blasphemy? I want some!" A loud voice shouted in enthusiasm, racing over to the four girls. "I heard it goes great on ramen!"
The carnation haired girl rolled her eyes at her childhood friend, "Naruto, blasphemy isn't a food!"
Uzumaki Naruto ran a hand through his blonde locks and closed his azure orbs in a bright smile. Laughing, he finally placed his hand behind his head in a boyish gesture and a faint hint of blush crossed his cheeks, "But, Sakura-chan, I heard that it was from - "
"Don't tell me you've been listening to Jiraiya again. Because you know he's an idiot." Sakura looked at the blonde boy skeptically.
"But he does seem to know an awful lot about women...like what pleases the - "
CLONK!
"He's not known as the town perv for nothing, Naruto." Sakura sighed, clenching her fist as Naruto clenched his own head where a knot was already forming from the impact of the punch.
Ino and Temari nodded decisively.
"Ah, you are all against me...but Hinata's on my side, right?" The blonde boy looked toward the pearly eyed girl and smiled charismatically at her.
Hinata's cheeks immediately heated up and she giggled slightly.
Sakura smirked at Naruto's clueless attitude towards the shy Hyuuga girl. How he didn't know that Hinata obviously adored him was beyond her. But, all good things come in time as they say.
Or something.
"Let's get back to talking about Neji!" Ino squealed, bringing out a large binder with an even larger picture of Neji's face pasted onto the front. In big pink letters were the words 'Ino's Neji Filled Binder of Goodness!' on it.
"Talk about stalker-ish names for a binder..." Sakura rolled her eyes at her friend, who giggled happily as she flipped through the book, which had basically everything Neji related in it. Neji pictures, Neji postcards, Neji's stats, a lock of Neji's hair... "Wait...how the hell did you manage to get some of Neji's hair?!" Sakura exclaimed incredulously, pointing an accusing finger at the aforementioned item.
"Let's just say, it had something to do with a Chihuahua, a pair of scissors, and my sexily gorgeous good looks!" Ino exclaimed, flipping her honey blonde hair over her shoulder and smirking impishly.
"So, you pretended to lose your dog, and when Neji went to retrieve it, you chopped off his hair." Sakura, once again, bluntly stated. "Then, you squealed like a fan-crazed pig and ran off, dragging the poor dog by his leash, chunk of hair in hand."
Ino blushed and scratched her head with a finger, "Well...um..."
Sakura smirked, "I'm right, ne?"
"Yeah...but you forgot the part about my sexily gorgeous good looks!" Ino reemphasized, looking up at Sakura, blue depths sparkling.
Sakura rolled her emerald orbs as they met Ino's somewhat conniving gaze, "Whatever."
Ugh...I have a feeling that this year could get extremely annoying...
"Neji!"
"Neji, I love you!"
"Neji, I wanna bear your children!"
"Neji, we can get married and have kids and grow old together and we'll die in each other's arms like in The Notebook!"
Hyuuga Neji was taken aback by that last comment, which seemed to plan his and that crazy fangirl's whole life together and compare it to a movie. The brunette haired man wondered if that was all his fans had to do - make plans on when and where they would get married, what color their bridesmaids' dresses would be, where they would have their honeymoon, how many kids they would have...blah, blah, blah...
He had actually received fan mail on this very topic on more than one occasion, and he was a bit impressed, if not creeped out, by the amount of effort the crazy fanatics put into planning every little detail of their lives the moment after they met.
Scary, yes.
"Hyuuga-san, this way," One of his bodyguards, Mamoru, led him into the limousine, practically shielding Neji from the onslaught of female fans, which made up the majority of his fan base.
Mamoru, not wanting anyone to get near the prodigy, shoved Neji into the limo and then climbed into the seat across from him. He panted, running a hand through his dark locks, "Mr. Hyuuga, I don't know how you do it."
"Sometimes, I don't either..." Neji replied with humility, nervously scratching his shoulder.
The limo gently maneuvered out of its parking space, being extra careful as to not squish any fangirls who had randomly become stuck between the car and the pavement, which would be rather weird if it actually happened.
And it had once.
Okay, maybe more than once...but that was beside the point.
The point was, Hyuuga Neji was transferring schools today, of all days.
Ah, how life could be so cruel to the rich and famous and utterly irresistible.
No one knew where exactly Neji was transferring, though. The location had to be kept secret, as to avoid the press and paparazzi and rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth fangirls, which had nearly eaten him alive, literally, when they stopped for gas just a few moments ago.
Only a select few knew about the transfer. Among those few were the teachers at the new school the young Hyuuga had been assigned to go to.
"Hyuuga-san," Mamoru began, looking at the brunette man, "your transfer papers have all been signed, all you need to do is sign your signature here..." He pointed to a dark, dotted line with an 'X' beside it in dark ink.
Neji took the pen offered to him and scribbled his name in the assigned area. Handing the pen back to Mamoru, he asked, "So...is this school supposed to be..."
Mamoru unintentionally cut the brunette male off, smiling reassuringly, "This school is among the top schools in Japan. You will have to stay in a dorm, though. School policy." The dark haired assistant smiled, "Don't worry, though, they'll have everything you need there on campus. It is quite large, despite the simplicity of all the papers your family has had to sign. Remember, you - "
Neji waved a hand, as if dismissing the man, "I know, represent myself well...blah, blah, blah..." He then smirked, "I've heard this speech a million times, Mamoru, I think I know what to do."
Mamoru smiled kindly at the man across from him, "Yes, I was just making sure..."
Neji replied, kinder than before, "Yeah..."
The limo turned into the driveway, crushing its tires against the cement, "Looks like we're here." Mamoru commented, pointing to a rather large, brick building, covered with ivy vines. It looked very old, from what they could both tell.
Neji nodded in response to Mamoru's former statement.
We're here alright... Neji thought, pressing his hands against the cold glass of the tinted window.
Konoha High.
"Look! A limo!" Ino screeched in excitement, "Who's in it?" She bounced toward the window, trying to get a closer look at whoever it was. The blonde squealed and pointed a finger at the man who was emerging from said limo. "OMIGOD!"
Temari rushed up beside her crystal eyed friend, "What is it - ?"
Before she could finish that sentence, she gasped, "Oh...my...god..."
Sakura, Naruto, and Hinata followed Temari's lead and ended up standing in front of the large, glass window that stood about three stories off the ground, looking out into a humongous parking lot in the front of the school.
"Huh?" Hinata whispered, pearly eyes widening in somewhat astonishment.
"Oh, hell no!" Sakura gave an exasperated shout as she saw their home room teacher, Yuuhi Kurenai, walked to greet a pearly eyed, chocolate haired pretty boy...
...aka Hyuuga Neji.
And, as the idiot savant, Naruto turned toward the bubblegum haired girl and asked, "Who's the girl, Sakura-chan?"
CLONK!
SMACK!
There were now two melon sized lumps on the azure eyed boy's head, and he clenched it in pain, "Ow! I was just asking a question!"
Ino glared snobbily at the Uzumaki boy, "How dare you call Neji a girl?!"
"What is he? Like a famous person or something?"
The other blonde woman in the group stared daggers at him, "Yes." Temari stated bluntly. "But...he is so much more than that!"
"Yes," Sakura agreed, "he is also an arrogant prick who is too stuck up on himself and his money to worry about other people!"
"Sakura!" Ino gasped, turning to face her friend. "How..."
"Haven't I already expressed my dislike for that ass?"
"But his ass is the best part of - "
"I didn't mean it like that!" Sakura shouted, flushed.
And in the midst of their argument, the group of friends didn't notice that the door to the home room slowly opened.
"Ahem, excuse me class..."
Sakura turned, as well as half the class, and her emerald orbs were met with those of pearl.
"This is your new classmate, Hyuuga Neji."
End Chapter One.
Haha! Chapter one is completed! I hope you enjoyed it, cause this is my first Naruto fiction! For the record, the pairings in this is as follows: Neji x Sakura (main), and some Naruto x Hinata and Shikamaru x Temari.
I'm not sure who to pair Ino with, so if anyone could give me any suggestions, I'd really appreciate it!
As for Tenten (if anyone was wondering where she was), she'll make an appearance sooner or later.
Oh, by the way, I'm just having Naruto call Sakura "Sakura-chan", cause I think it's so cute and sweet when he calls her that. I'm not sure I'm going to have anyone call anyone else special, except for Hinata calling Naruto "Naruto-kun" and the kids calling the teachers "sensei" and stuff. Just so ya know!
And, yes, I do know that Temari was OOC, but she'll be more in character in later chapters.
Alright, this was a long author's note! Ha, ha. But anyway...
...review, please!
