Dashing through the woods Kagome on his back For the creek they go

So Inu can see her nude cough, cough, cough Innocent Shippou screems As they disappear out of sight What fun it is to make fun of A the hanyou-san tonight OH!

Jingle bells, Kouga smells Kagome is in heat Inu Yasha lost to Jaken And Sesshoumaru is in LA HEY!

Something is on his mind Kagome is getting scared That shit he said last night He really shouldn't have aired OOPS! Shippou is catching up He knows what Inu wants What fun it is to make you think That Inu is trying to get laid you sick twisted freaks!

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