That Was Strange.
Haha, I caught you in my trap, now
the only to get out is to read the fic, hahaha...ha.
Ahem...anyway, the fic is not a continuation of the last story,
just more wholesome wheat goodness. Enjoy.
That Was Strange...
A New Hope
"That Was Strange..." is
displayed on the screen in fancy letters.
King Kai is shown wearing a robe
and smoking a pipe.
"Welcome to tonight's episode
of 'That Was Strange...' I am King Kai, your host tonight."
Bubbles hops in front of the
camera. King Kai whips out a hammer and hits Bubbles over the
head.
"Stupid monkey," he
mumbles. "Anyways, this episode of 'That Was Strange...'
will make you laugh, will make you cry, will make you say: what
the hezee?
Screen fades to black.
(Stays black for 5 minutes.)
All of a sudden the screen lights
up showing the Son's house.
"But...but, I don't want to
go to the mall," Goku whines.
"I agree with Kakkorot, we
shouldn't have to go to the mall," Vegeta groans.
Krillin cowers in the corner,
"Oh Kami, going shopping with #18, Bulma, and Chi-Chi."
He shivered at the thought.
"WE...ARE...GOING,"
Chi-Chi says in an evil demonic voice that's so unnatural it's
not funny.
Goku and Vegeta join Krillin in
the corner.
***
"Piccolo," Gohan said
eagerly.
"What?" Piccolo
responded.
"I feel like something awful
is happening to my dad."
***
Mirai Trunks walked down the
street whistling. He stopped abruptly.
"Crap," he groaned, and
started to run down the street.
Many teenage girls busted out of
the store beside him.
Trunks ran as fast as he could.
"Come here baby!" one of
the girls screeched.
"Wait Trunks!!"
"I want to give you a
kiss!"
"Can I have an
autograph?!"
Trunks realized something: he can
fly. So he flew.
"That's better," he
sighed. "But wait, what's that?" He turned around. He
wished he hadn't.
A helicopter flew closer and
closer. A large sign on it read:
WE LUV TRUNKZ!!!
"Nooooooo!!!" he
screamed, "I have to hide." He looked around. "Of
course! The mall!"
***
King Kai laughed crazily.
"Goku and Vegeta agreeing! This story is great! HA HA
HA!!"
***
Gohan stands beside Piccolo,
brushing his blond hair.
"Will you PLEASE stop doing
that?" Piccolo asked.
"Oh, hehe, sorry. Come on,
let's go."
They both start walking. Gohan
skips behind Piccolo singing "I Love Mr. Piccolo" in
Japanese.
"Will you PLEASE stop doing
that?" Piccolo asked.
"Piccolo, will you please
give me a piggy back ride?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
"STOP!!" Piccolo screamed.
"k," Gohan squeaked.
***
"Ok, boys, we'll meet you
back here," Bulma looked at her watch, "3
o'clock."
"Okey dokey," Goku said.
"Where to first?" asked
Krillin.
They looked around: Spencers, toy
store, Foot Locker, toy store, toy store, Mr. Shoe's House of
Jive, and...
"Look!" Vegeta screamed,
"Victoria's Secret!" He ran off toward it.
Krillin looked at Goku.
"Somehow, I don't think he's gonna look at the women."
(5 minutes later.)
"Look at all this stuff I
bought!" Vegeta screamed.
"Sure Vegeta," Goku groaned.
"Vegeta, is...that stuff for you?"
Krillin asked.
Vegeta's eyes darted around. "No, of course
not! There for Bulma.You...you idiot!" Vegeta turned away.
Goku pointed at a cookie store on the 2nd level
of the mall. "Coooookie."
"You want a cookie Goku?" Krillin
asked.
"Yes!" he screamed.
"Let's go. We'll take the elevator."
***
Bulma, Chi-Chi, and #18 stared at all the SALE
signs, their eyes gleaming like stars.
A man in a hat and a trench coat walked up to
Bulma.
"Mrs...uh...what is your last
name?"
"Ummm...I...just call me Bulma."
"Yes, okay. Mrs. Bulma, did your son have
any enemies?"
"Let's see, there's Freiza, Cell..."
"Any living enemies?"
"Ummm...no. Why?"
"Ma'am, your son has been...kidnapped!"
*Bum Bum Bum*
***
"This elevator is TOO SLOW," Goku
whined. "Go faster!"
He started to rapidly tap the up button.
"Stop it, Kakkarot!"
Creeeeeak...
"What's...that...sound?" Krillin asked.
Clunk Clunk...
The elevator slowed to a stop.
Krillin screamed, "The elevator's
stuck!"
*Bum Bum Bum*
END
"Wait a second!" King
Kai yells, "You're just gonna end it there?"
"Well, we're tired
sir..." the director said.
"That's it! I'm gonna teach
you guys a lesson about discipline! Hyaaaa!!" King Kai jumps
at the crew.
A sign pops up on the screen
reading:
FUNimation
Protecting your children
from the world.
Camera goes back to King Kai
standing around a bunch of unconcious people.
"Now get back to work!"
***
Bulma fainted. Chi-Chi bent down
beside her.
"How do you know?" #18
asked.
"We found his...sword,"
the Detective answered.
"Where did you find it?"
"At...Mr. Shoe's House of
Jive."
"Oh."
"We will keep you
updated."
"Thank you."
The Detective walked off.
"Great, there goes our day at
the mall."
"Come on #18, let's go find
Goku."
#18 and Chi-Chi, carrying Bulma,
went to find Goku, Vegeta, and Krillin.
***
Piccolo and Gohan stand around
drinking coffee and reading their scripts.
"Aww man, I can't wait for
this part when...hey! Get that camera off of us!" Gohan
yells.
The camera goes back to the set...
***
Mirai Trunks looked around the
room at the dark figures.
"What do you guys want
anyways?" Trunks asked.
"We need to talk,
Trunks," one of the dark people said.
Oh great, Trunks thought,
probably some company that wants to sponsor me or something.
All the dark and spooky figures
step out into the light...
"Aaaaaaah!!!"
***
King Kai stares blankly at the
screen.
"Wow, didn't expect that to
happen..."
***
"We're stuck! We're stuck!
We're stuuuck!!" Krillin yelled.
Vegeta glared at Goku.
Goku looked at him.
"Hehe...sorry."
One of Vegeta's eyes trembled,
then he lunged out and started choking Goku.
"You...little...freak!"
"Sorry!" Goku yiped in a
high pitched voice.
Vegeta let go of Goku.
"You're an idiot," he mumbled.
***
Mirai Trunks screamed in terror.
"No! Not you guys!"
And there they stood...the Sailor
Scouts!
*Screech Screech Screech*
Trunks groaned. Why does this
have to happen to me? "Why did you guys kidnap
me?"
They glared at him.
"You're show is much more
popular than ours. Besides, your the cutiest.
Trunks facefaulted.
There was a sudden shatter of
glass behind them. Everyone turned around.
Wufei, Duo, and Heero from Gundam
Wing stood in a "Charlie's Angels" stance.
"I knew you would be up to
something again Sailor Moon," Heero said.
"Oh no! It's you guys again!
Let's get outta here!" The Sailor Scouts ran off.
"Thanks guys," Trunks
said happily. "But...how did you know they were here?"
"Lucky guess," Duo said.
"Oh."
All of them stood there, wind
blowing on them.
"Aaaand cut!" the
director yelled. He walked up to them.
"Great job everyone. Nice
wind affect, Quatre."
Quatre looked up, "Oh, heh
heh, thanks."
Trunks turned to Heero, "You
hungry?"
"I'm starving," Heero
answered.
"C'mon, let's get some
chow!"
Wufei, Duo, Quatre, and Trowa
looked at them.
"Can we come?" Quatre
asked.
"Of course! The more the
merrier!"
So they went...to get...food!
*Bum Bum Bum*
***
"I wonder where the boys
are," #18 said, setting down a pile of shopping bags.
Bulma looked at her. "Maybe
we should look for th-- Chi-Chi, what are you doing?"
Chi-Chi was sitting at a table
eating Chinese food.
"This is SO funny! I'm
Japanese, and I'm, like, eating Chinese food!"
"Oh God," Bulma
whimpered.
"What?" #18 asked.
"It's FUNimation's dubbed
Chi-Chi!"
"Come on, lets find the boys.
They'll help us."
Bulma and #18 back away slowly,
then ran away very...very fast.
***
"How are we gonna get
out?" Krillin asked.
"Hey!" Goku yelled.
"What?" Vegeta asked.
"I dunno."
"What is that supposed to
mean?"
"I dunno."
"What tha?!?!"
"I dunno."
"Then why did you say 'hey!'
?"
"I dunno."
"Ahhhh!!" Vegeta did a Final Flash.
When the smoke cleared there was a
big hole in the elevator wall.
"We're free! We're-"
King Kai popped up on the screen.
"Due to technical difficulties," he glares at Bubbles,
"we will not be able to finish this episode...so, I'm King
Kai, and goodnight."
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