Mad Science Gone Good

Sam Agent101 you guys sent "The Zipper" really? man we are pulling from the bottom of the barrel.

Sam Agent101 really though the idiot was halfway out with the dishwasher before I caught him and handed off the weather machine to him instead.

MrHedge HedgedHQ yea yea I know but you told him it was yellow...not his fault your boss has a passion for lemons and all things yellow.

MrHedge HedgedHQ and besides everything worked out. deserts got the rain that would of flooded our coastal towns.

Sam Agent101 glad Tomas is super smart just not real bright...this is his 5th invention that has failed to be evil and done good instead.

MrHedge HedgedHQ btw what type of name is Tomas for a mad scientist?

Sam Agent101 Lol could say the same about Hedge...who's idea was that?

MrHedge HedgedHQ My daughter actually Heroes Evilly Doing Good Every Day

Sam Agent101 yea she's gonna be a pistol just like her mom...just hope she don't take up her side of the family business ...leather cat suits can be hard to find.

MrHedge HedgedHQ not even gonna respond

Sam Agent101 maybe some pointy ears would fit better?

MrHedge HedgedHQ yea like long johns and a cape are better...anyway how's the flu machine going?

Sam Agent101 going good he thinks the machine will give ppl the flu so he can buy up tons of cold medicine and sell it for huge profits.

MrHedge HedgedHQ man what nonsense...oh well our boys at HQ are pretty sure with a few "adjustments" it will be able to knock out this super flu going around.

Sam Agent101 well signing off ...it's nice to be semi-retired now and hanging in the background let the young ones take over.

MRHedge HedgedHQ yea but I think we will keep needing to stick around a bit to make sure...see ya soon.