Hello Everyone! It's me again, S.A.Hikari, and tonight I was feeling like I needed some loving' so I started to type this up. I'm not so sure if I'll continue it, 'cause it was kinda random and I was tired of finding yaoi stories when I only wanted sasusaku, so anyway, enjoy!
I don't own Naruto!
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"Tsunade started to get kinda crazy right after her 60th birthday. Her new laws baffled everyone and made even Rock Lee seem sane, sorry 'bout that Lee.
All ninja must be married by age 19.
All ninja must have a non-ninja counselor.
They must visit that counselor at least once a week.
Parents of ninja who are not moved out by age 18 may pass betrothals to them."
I looked to Kiba. He didn't look so hot; he had Miho cuddled next to him. In fact, no one looked warm at all.
Naruto commented on my story. "Oh man, I know. My birthday was just last week, and Tsunade threatened to throw me in jail, just because I refused to get married."
Sasuke began. "We all have similar stories like that Naruto." He said. Since his return, he's been neglected, outclassed, and refused, but this was a first. His eyes lowered to the moist grass. "Oh man, I wish this had never happened, and then I wouldn't have to leave Konoha yet once more." His voice solemn, and at the mention of his leave, I felt tears behind my eyes, but I promised myself I wouldn't cry, not again.
"At least you're with us this time, right?" I tried to cheer him up; taking a responsibility that was desperately difficult. No one I knew considered making Sasuke happy an easy job.
Our party consisted of almost our entire generation. There was me, Naruto, Sasuke, Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba, his girlfriend Miho, Hinata, Neji, and Tenten. Shino had given up; rather, he married his counselor. Rock Lee didn't care much about whom he ended up marrying, as long as he did it; it was fine in his book. So they were back in the village, calling up the search party for the missing ninja along with their wives and the rest of ridiculous Konoha.
Neji grabbed his fire stick and poked the campfire to try and get the flames to start up again. They were getting dangerously low and it wasn't getting any warmer.
I recalled when this fiasco first appeared.
Flashback
My job at the hospital is an easy one, as long as I have Lady Tsunade to assist me. One day as I was walking towards my job, I noticed something on the Konoha Bulletin board. "By order of Lady Hokage, four new laws will be put into effect…immediately."
I shuddered in horror as I scrolled my eyes down the decree, my mouth finally falling in unbelieving shock, as I saw the conclusion. "Any objections will be confronted directly by the Hokage herself, and, depending on the situation, may be thrown in jail.
Signed, Shizune."
I panicked. Something horrible was going to occur, I just knew it. So, instead of heading to my job, I sprinted to Sasuke's house.
"Yes, what do you want, oh, Sakura, what's up?" He had opened the door only partly, afraid of the possibility it was just another villager who decided he needed a scapegoat, as Sasuke was now constantly called, but once he discovered it was only me, he opened it fully.
"It's terrible! We'll have to leave town! Get your stuff, and for goodness sakes be quiet, we don't want to get caught!"
"Slow Down. Come inside, and talk to me there, maybe we'll be safer, huh?"
"There's no time, Sasuke. Pack your stuff. I'll show you on the way out."
And sure enough, Sasuke got the picture once he saw the bulletin for himself. Suddenly, Sasuke froze. And he muttered one word. "Anbu."
I rolled m eyes. "Don't tell me!" but he didn't have to. I knew what. Tsunade was sending out Anbu to collect unmarried shinobi. I started to rush off, but Sasuke grabbed my arm.
"What about our old teammates?" he asked me. "We don't want them to face the horror of early marriage."
He had a point. "Then we must be swift. We can't use the front gate, so we'll scale the wall. Meet me on the far side of Konoha's wall with our friends."
And with that, he took of to collect them.
End flashback.
That was a week ago. We were running out of food, and we might have to forage soon. Then, Miho said something that was the smartest thing I think I ever heard her say. "What if Tsunade was right?"
Her comment was objected with a bunch of clatter.
Kiba couldn't believe her. "What are you saying, Miho?"
"All I'm talking about is that the Hokage always has something up her sleeve, right? But I'm not saying we should follow her."
Everybody had a look of confusion in their eyes.
"It's simple." She said, pointing her finger to the air as if she was trying to act smart. "We'll pretend to elope to each other."
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Ooooooooooooooooh! Cliffy! What do you think will happen? Will they go for it? Will they try something else? What's Miho's reasoning behind this? Do you think it'll work?
Why am I asking you all these questions? Come back soon for the next "engaging" chapter! (Get it? It's a pun!)
Announcements:
Okay, you're probably wondering who this Miho is. She's Kiba's girlfriend if you hadn't guessed already. The thing is, she's from another fan fiction I'm writing about Kiba because he's so cool and I felt bad for him about not having a girlfriend. (Well, besides Hinata if you're a KibaHina fanatic, no offense, but I believe in NaruHina.) But I created her. You can use her though, if you want. In fact, I encourage you to use her, you don't even need my permission, just fanfic away, and I just want to see how many people might end up using her. She's a cool character once you get to know her, just a little low on the brain matter if you know what I mean.
One more thing before I let you go. We all know there is a huge debate about who Shikamaru should end up with. To solve this problem, I ask you, my readers, to vote! Shikatema vs. Shikaino! And personally, in my opinion, I think Shikatema, so my vote counts as 1. So if you are a Shikaino fan, you better vote if you don't want that to happen!
So, until next time, I bid you Sayonara!
Not-so-sincerely, S.A.Hikari.
