A/N: Omg i'm alive! I know i have been gone for a few months doing nothing but i was in the hospital! I just got out a few days ago and now i just HAVE to write something! Anyway to describe what happens in this story basicly there is an infection going around and when someone who is mildly allergect to cats gets bit by a cat, they gain cat features, such as ears and a tail, and also end up getting sick. And well... Ritsu is one of the unlucky people who just happens to be bit by the ONLY thing he is allergic to... a cat.
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"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Oh god no this CANNOT be happening." Onodera Ritsu screamed while looking into the mirror as he touched his new found ears.
"Dear god how will i be able to go to work when i'm looking like something that came out of one of their books!" Ritsu wondered. " Jesus what will i do if Takano-San sees me like this? Uwah~ that would be the most embarrasing thing ever! He would laugh so hard! Maybe i could come up with an excuse to work from home! Like maybe i have the flu or something! Yea that should work!" Ritsu said while picking up the phone and started to dile the number.
'Okay Ritsu just stay calm and sound sick!' "A-Ah H-Hello? Y-yes this is Onodera Ritsu, i cannot come in- * cough * -today so if someone could fax me my work- yes... yes thank you very much. Okay goodbye then." "thank god" Ritsu said as he placed down the phone.
" anyway where did that fucking cat come from last night anyway?! I knew i should have taken a taxi, but no! I just had to spend the last of my money on that pack on energy drinks! Dear god im such an idiot! Now i just have to hope the Takano-san does not come over to- * Ding Dong * ... see if im coming to work today.." Ritsu sighed.
" W-Who is it...?" Ritsu called out despite knowing who it obviously was.
" Who do you think? You comin' to work today?" Takano said with a hint of anger in his voice.
"u-uhm no i'm not coming in today im working from hom-" Ritsu could not finish the sentence before he was overcome with a wave of nausea and became so light headed that he fell over and cut himself on the glass cups he bumped into on the way down.
"OUCH!" Ritsu yelled as he looked down to see blood. "you have got to be kidding me! I was not ACTUALLY sick! Is this karma?" he said to himself
"OI ONODERA WHAT HAPPEND!?" Takano ha heard the crashing and the yelp of pain so now he was very alarmed!
"I-I'm fine!" Ritsu yelled while he trying to clean up the blood but then another wave of lightheaded-ness came over him and he heard the click of a door,and the last though he had before he went unconscious was. 'Shit.. i forgot to lock my door."
A/N: MUAHAHAHA were you expecting him to think something sweet like "ohh Takano san save me!" or "saga-senpai" HA NOPE!
Also i know this chapter is REALLY SHORT but i need to start with the new chapter of Neko-San! Like i said i was in the hospital for a few months and could not work! Anyway Ritsu is having some * a lot of * problems. XD anyway be exited for the new chapter of neko-san guys! see ya soon! 3
