Zoro: HEY!! do you wanna feel SO ENERGETIC!! (is shaking and holding a can of power thirst)
Sora: Uh...Zoro are you feeling okay?
Zoro: Then try POWER THIRST!! the energy drink for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!!
Sora: I think you should go see chopper.
Zoro: with all new flavors like SHOCOLATE!! chocolate energy it's like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICLE STORM!!
Sora: That sounds...awful
Zoro: SOUND THE ALARM!! your goning to be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!!
Sora: Zoro seriously stop it.
Zoro: Whats that you want strawberry well how about RAWBERRY!! made with lightning REAL LIGHTNING!!
Sora: CHOPPER!!
Zoro: (covers Sora's mouth) SPORTS!! (zoro yells ahhh!) you'll be good at them it's an energy drink for men MENERGY!!
Sora: well as you can see I have no balls so I guess I can't drink it.
Zoro: These aren't your dad's puns these are energy puns TURBOPUNS!!
Sora: Please...go away.
Zoro: Science,Energy,Science,Energy Electro lights Turbo lights Power lights more lights than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!!
Sora: (tries to sneek away slowly)
Zoro: (grabs Sora and ties her to the mast) You'll be so fast mother nature will be like SLOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOWN! and then you'll be like fuck you and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!
Sora: (Tries to cut the rope using a spork.)
Zoro: you'll have so much energy energy (Zoro yells ahhh! again) you'll just be running ALL THE TIME!!
Sora: What the hell is wrong with you!!
Zoro: Power running Power lifting Power sleeping Power dating Power eating Power laughing Power spawning BABIES!! you'll have so many babies 400 BABIES!!
Sora: ...HELP ME!!
Zoro: give shocolate to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS!! make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST!!
Sora: BABIES CAN'T RUN YOU IDIOT!!
Zoro: they'll run as fast as KENYANS!! people will watch them running and think they're KENYANS!! they'll race as fast as KENYANS!! they'll have a statue of KENYANS!! and then there'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA!!
Sora: What is this sudden fettish with Kenyans.
Zoro: Hey go with the sure thing don't gamble on your energy...snake eyes...try powerthirst the energy drink that will make you (Ahhh!) SPORTS!! (Ahhh!) (Zoro passes out)
Sora: (unties the rope and runs like hell)
Sanji: Hey Sora wha...(Sora holds up Sanji by the front of his shirt)
Sora: Next time Zoro sends you to go get him energy drinks...DON'T GET HIM POWER THIRST!!
