This is what happens when I get sick of reading about a depressed Ryou.

It's not my fault. I swear. Blame the muses!

Warnings: shounen-ai, fluff, kinkyness, and gorgeous bishounen.

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"How was school?" Bakura asked pulling Ryou down on the couch next to him.

"Eh. Not bad, I still think you should come, it'd be so much better if you were there too."

"First of all the pharaoh goes and second who am I supposed to be your twin cousin?"

"It works in fanfics..." Ryou said smiling.

" I'm going to confiscate that damn box with that junk on it. It takes up too much of your time. I noticed you joined another yaoi group."

"Oh quiet I know you read it too."

"Do not."

"Do too, all the NC-17 links have always been visited, now how might that happen?" Ryou accused smugly.

"Malik."

Ryou rolled his eyes. "Malik doesn't use my computer Kura. Admit it that's what you do while I'm gone."

"Maybe; but you read them too darling. I'm not the only guilty one here."

"At least I admit it."

"Heh. Only to me, everyone still thinks you're so naïve."

"Well they're stupid."

"Ryou I'm shocked! Such language about your friends!" Bakura mocked. "I may have to punish you for that."

Ryou climbed onto Bakura's lap, "What'll it be master, whip or handcuffs?" he asked resting his arms on Bakura's shoulder's and allowing himself a little smirk.

"Hmph, you little nympho, you're worse than I am." He pulled Ryou into a kiss, after a few seconds he pulled back and whispered, "Handcuffs."

Ryou giggled as he moved, he lay on the couch with his head on Bakura's lap looking at the ceiling. Bakura started to run his fingers though Ryou's hair without realizing it.

" I still think you should come to school with me." Ryou said after a minute of sweet silence.

"I'd just flunk out you know."

"No you wouldn't, besides we could be together all day, and you know there's lots of free time…" Ryou's voice trailed off and his eyes got a look that distinctly said 'and we could have lots of sex in that free time'.

Bakura laughed this time, "You really are a nympho."

"Just don't tell anyone."

"Of course not."

"Oh and if you went Yugi wouldn't think you're abusive."

"I thought you straightened that out?"

Ryou gave a small sigh, " I tried…" Ryou gave a small giggle, " it's just hard to explain the marks are from handcuffs without sounding incredibly masochistic or kinky."

"You are kinky Ryou." Bakura pointed out, " And I told you we should have gotten the lined ones." He said as he raised a wrist, Ryou had some bruises on it. It was easy to see why Yugi got worried.

"That defeats the entire point of them." Ryou stated as he tugged his arm away from Bakura. " I can just deal with Yugi and wear long sleeves."

"He'll think you're cutting yourself. Or that I am." Bakura pointed out.

Ryou stuck out his tongue. "Why are people stupid, I've told them we're dating. They just don't get it."

"Yeah they can't imagine sweet little Ryou being a kinky nympho and therefore I must be controlling and hurting you or whatever."

" Well I know the truth and you do so that's all that really counts."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

"So wanna go fuck?"

"I got homework. Maybe later."

"Alright."

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Owari.