Mr.flachenheiner: (sitting in a large chair with an even larger book) Once upon a time, in a land far, far away…
The French Orange Muffin: (sitting in another chair) NO! Ya can't start a story like that!
Mr.flachenheiner: Whatta ya mean I can't start a story like that?
The French Orange Muffin: That's waaaay too clichéd.
Mr.flachenheiner: Oh fine, be that way.
The French orange muffin: I will.
Mr.flachenheiner: (blows a raspberry) Kay' how's this…Long, long ago in a place far, far away…
Jaysee: You making fun of Starwars now????
Mr.flachenheiner: (in a small voice) No… (to tfom (The French orange muffin)) He's rather scary when it comes to starwars.
Tfom: I know but… how'd he get here?
Jaysee: CAN WE GET ALONG WITH THE STORY NOW!!!!!???
Mr.flachenheiner: Okay, okay, keep your hair on (picks up the book and searches for a good beginning)
Jaysee: Oh and you're a good one to talk
Mr.flachenheiner: YOU INSULTING THE HAIR!?!?!?!
Jaysee: Um no…
Mr.flachenheiner: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE. FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR HEALTH AND SANITY YOU'D BETTER NOT!!!!...
Tfom: Alright, alright, can we get on with the story telling.
Mr.flachenheiner: (picks up the book once more) Let's see once upon a time. No. Long, long ago. No. Aha! Here it is; In a vast deep forest there was-
Jaysee and Tfom: NO!!!!
Mr.flachenheiner: (throws the book out a window) Oh for the love of pete and all powers above!!! ALRIGHT, CUT THE CRAP AND SKIP TO THE GOLF COURSE!!!!
