Mr.flachenhener: The disclaimer thingy; Neither me or Jaysee or The French Orange Muffin own any of the characters in this story except our selves. All characters belong to thier respective companies. --------------------------------------------------------------

Mr.flachenheiner: (sitting in a large chair with an even larger book) Once upon a time, in a land far, far away…

The French Orange Muffin: (sitting in another chair) NO! Ya can't start a story like that!

Mr.flachenheiner: Whatta ya mean I can't start a story like that?

The French Orange Muffin: That's waaaay too clichéd.

Mr.flachenheiner: Oh fine, be that way.

The French orange muffin: I will.

Mr.flachenheiner: (blows a raspberry) Kay' how's this…Long, long ago in a place far, far away…

Jaysee: You making fun of Starwars now????

Mr.flachenheiner: (in a small voice) No… (to tfom (The French orange muffin)) He's rather scary when it comes to starwars.

Tfom: I know but… how'd he get here?

Jaysee: CAN WE GET ALONG WITH THE STORY NOW!!!!!???

Mr.flachenheiner: Okay, okay, keep your hair on (picks up the book and searches for a good beginning)

Jaysee: Oh and you're a good one to talk

Mr.flachenheiner: YOU INSULTING THE HAIR!?!?!?!

Jaysee: Um no…

Mr.flachenheiner: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE. FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR HEALTH AND SANITY YOU'D BETTER NOT!!!!...

Tfom: Alright, alright, can we get on with the story telling.

Mr.flachenheiner: (picks up the book once more) Let's see once upon a time. No. Long, long ago. No. Aha! Here it is; In a vast deep forest there was-

Jaysee and Tfom: NO!!!!

Mr.flachenheiner: (throws the book out a window) Oh for the love of pete and all powers above!!! ALRIGHT, CUT THE CRAP AND SKIP TO THE GOLF COURSE!!!!