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(A chicken walks by, stops, and
changes into BladeSlash) heheh, bet you didn't know it was me...
this is my first fic I've ever written so please don't hurt
me....Ack!! I got to go! (changes back into chicken and runs away
as FFN security guards run after him)
Bwak!!
(P.S. Just for all you who don't
know, Gohan = Rice in Japanese. This little pun comes into play a
couple of times in the story, so watch for it, k?)
That Was Strange...
by BladeSlash
Goku looked around the room. To
his left, Gohan. To his right, Chi-Chi. Across the room, Vegeta,
reading Sports Illustrated.
Then, Goku spotted something in
the corner.
A water cooler! Well, I am
thirsty, Goku thought. So, he got up, walked over to the
cooler, took off the tank, and gulped it down. The nurse suddenly
had very big eyes.
A doctor came through the door.
"Is Mr. and Mrs. Son
here?" he asked. Goku was over there in less than a second.
"What the...?" the
doctor shuddered, "Oh, it's you Mr. Son."
"Is he ok?!" Goku
screamed.
"Y-yah, but he has the
flu."
"The flu?" Goku asked.
That's when Chi-Chi came over.
"Excuse me for just a
moment," she said politely. Chi-Chi and Goku walked to the
other side of the room.
I should stop drinking decafe,
the doctor thought. He watched Goku and Chi-Chi talk. Then,
Chi-Chi smacked Goku in the side of the head. Then, with his head
in his shoulder's, he sat back down in his seat. She walked back
over to the doctor.
"Ok," Chi-Chi said in a
cheerful voice.
"Uh, yes. He will need plenty
of rest and fluids," the doctor said. Just then, Krillen
walked out of the door. And he didn't look good. He was pale, his
nose was running, and his eyes were red.
"Hey," he said weakly.
"Good luck," the doctor
said, then turned around and went back into the door.
***
Krillen lay on the couch with a
blanket over him.
"I don't see why we must
serve this human," Vegeta complained. Bulma sighed.
"Vegeta, he's sick and were
helping him get better."
"I don't have to help anyone,
woman," Vegeta looked at Bulma. Chi-Chi walked into the
room.
"And what do you want,
woman?" Vegeta asked.
"Don't call me 'woman',"
Chi-Chi said, turning to Vegeta.
"Woman," he snickered.
Chi-Chi suddenly kicked Vegeta
through the wall, leaving a big Prince of Sayians-shaped hole.
Vegeta looked up, then he fell back on the floor. Chi-Chi dusted
off her hands, and left the room.
***
Goku sat in the chair next to
Krillen.
What is the flu?, Goku
kept wondering.
"GOHAN!!!" he yelled.
Gohan came out with a glass of
Sprite and sat it next to Krillen. "What, Dad?" he
asked.
"What is the flu?"
Gohan rolled his eyes and left the
room. He soon came back with a sheet of paper. "This is the
name of the closest library, look up the flu there."
Goku looked at the paper once
Gohan gave it to him. It read:
Satan Library
Sin Road, 30418
Goku jumped out of his seat and
was on his way.
***
A recovering Vegeta walked into
the room with Krillin.
"Here, baka," he said
angrily. He sat down some soup.
"I don't feel so good,"
Krillin said. Then, out of nowhere he threw up on Vegeta's pink
shirt.
"My favorite shirt!!"
Vegeta screamed, "You little..."
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled,
"You're a mess!" She walked over to Krillin, "Poor
Krillin," she said.
"Poor ME!!" Vegeta
yelled. "He threw up on my favorite shirt!!"
"Come on," Bulma said,
"let's get you washed up." Her and Vegeta left the
room.
"Geez," Krillin said
weakly, "never heard anyone make such a big deal about a
shirt."
***
Piccolo looked around. Gohan was
nowhere to be found, and it was almost time to train. He waited
for an hour, then two, then three.
"Where is Gohan?!?!" he
yelled. Then, he felt Gohan's ki, so he flew off to track it.
***
Piccolo crashed through the
window. Everyone jumped, even Vegeta.
"Where is Gohan?!" he
yelled.
Then he was hit in the face with a
door.
"I'm home!" Goku yelled.
Piccolo lay unconcious on the floor. "Oh, hi Piccolo!"
Gohan ran from his room.
"Piccolo!!" he screamed. He picked up Piccolo, took him
to his room, and slammed the door. Goku shrugged and walked into
the kitchen.
"I'm hungry," he said as
he walked into it.
"No Goku!! I'll make you
something!" Chi-Chi ran after Goku.
***
Gohan looked at the unconcious
Piccolo lying on the floor. Piccolo started moving around.
Gohan's eyes widened. Piccolo started opening his eyes.
"Piccolo!" Gohan yelled.
"Hi Goku," Piccolo
greeted hazily.
"Snap out of it
Piccolo!"
"Ok, Goku," Piccolo
groaned.
"I'm Gohan!" he yelled.
"Your not rice, Goku,"
Piccolo mumbled.
***
"Lunch time!" Chi-Chi
yelled.
Everyone but Vegeta, Piccolo, and
Krillin sat at the table. Bulma had a chicken salad. Gohan had
two bowls of well, gohan. Chi-Chi had soup.Goku had one whole
turkey, ten salads, five PB & Js, twenty bowls of rice, one
whole ham, twenty chicken legs, ten hamburgers, and a chop stick
(which wasn't meant to be eaten).
That was lunch.
***
Piccolo had lost his mind. He was
running around wearing his white cape as a diaper, yelling about
how aliens were going to take over the world. Piccolo ran out
into the living room where Krillin was. Bulma was also in the
room.
"Piccolo?" she said,
shocked.
"Weeeeeee!!!" Piccolo
flew out the door.
"Oh man," Gohan flew out
the door after Piccolo.
"Maybe I'm getting
the flu," Bulma said to herself before leaving the room.
***
Vegeta grabbed a beer from the
fridge and joined Chi-Chi, Goku, and Bulma on the porch. Bulma
kept talking about Piccolo in the diaper, Goku was on the ground
laughing his head off, and Chi-Chi was mad about Gohan running
off. Goku rolled off the porch.
"Ouch, that hurt," he
said, and got back on the porch. Chi-Chi shook her head.
I hope Gohan gets back soon.
***
Piccolo flew over the town.
"I love the wind in my
hair," he said. "Wait! I don't have any hair!! But how
am I supposed to have the wind in my hair?"
At that second Piccolo saw a wig
shop. "I can get hair now!" he squeeled and walked into
the shop. The clerk was reading a magazine. Piccolo picked up a
long blond wig, and started walking out.
"Hey, you have to
pay..." The clerk's eyes grew wide, and Piccolo walked out.
***
Vegeta opened up his beer and took
a drink, then spit it out.
"It's water!" he yelled.
So, he walked back into the house and grabbed a foamy glass
of...water.
"Grrrrr," Vegeta grabbed
another glass of water. Then he opened a sports drink. Then
Vegeta blew up the fridge.
"Vegeta, can you get Krillin
a drink?" Chi-Chi asked. Vegeta looked at the hole where the
fridge used to be. Chi-Chi walked into the room, looked at the
hole in the ground, and walked out. Vegeta took a drink of the
sports drink.
"Stupid FUNmation," he
muttered as he was leaving the kitchen.
***
Everyone sat in the living room,
all except Bulma and Vegeta, who was getting a lecture from
Bulma.
"Now Vegeta, we've gone over
this. This is a children's anime now, meaning no cussing, not
killing of innocent by-standers, and absolutely NO beer!"
Bulma looks over at the camera and winks.
Vegeta stared blankely at the
camera facing him.
Where did that come from? I've
never noticed it before.
***
Bulma strolled into the living
room, closely followed by Vegeta, who kept looking over his
shoulder.
"Hi guys," Bulma said
cheerfully.
"What's wrong with
Vegeta?" Goku asked, pointing at Vegeta.
"Don't you see it, Kakkarot?!
Don't you see it?!"
"See what?"
"See the camera, right
there!" Vegeta turned around and pointed.
"Ooookay."
The door suddenly flew open, and
Gohan stepped in, dragging an unconcious (yet again) Piccolo
behind him.
"Gohan!" Chi-Chi ran up
to him and have him a hug.
"What happened?" Goku
asked.
"It's a long story,"
Gohan said.
"Tell us," Bulma said
excitedly.
Gohan sat down.
"Ahem..."
***
"'Piccoloooo,' I yelled,
'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!'
'Weeee!' I heard Piccolo from
behind me. I turned around.
'Oh look! Another person who can
fly! And look at his long, black hair!!' Piccolo screamed like a
teenage girl looking at a cute movie star and zoomed over to me.
'Ooooh, you're so cute!' Piccolo started zooming around me.
'Stop Piccolo!!' I screamed. He
kept going.
'KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAA!!!' The giant
beam hit Piccolo.
'Ouch,' he said, and then he
collapsed on the ground.
Sighing, I finally started
home."
***
Krillin FINALLY got better.
Anyway, everyone was standing in
the kitchen. Suddenly, the sound of a ship appeared. They looked
into the living room. Sitting in the chair was...
Mirai Trunks.
"Oh, hi, want some Future
Tea®?" Trunks suddenly turns towards the camera.
"Future Tea®, the tea that calms and soothes. Just look at
me, with all that screaming I do going Super Saiyan and fighting
off the androids, it causes one sore throat. But, with Future
Tea® it soothes it all away!" Mirai Trunks gives the camera
a big thumbs-up and flashes a bright smile.
"Nooooo!!" Vegeta
yelled. "Not you again!" He ran screaming from the
room. "The camera! The CAMERA!!"
"Soooo..." Trunks
changed the subject, "who wants some Future Tea®?"
"I do!" everyone said at
once. So, everyone sat down for a nice cup of Future Tea® and
everything was normal...well...sorta.
***
Goku -- Goku finally learned what
the flu was, and was disgusted with it.
Gohan -- Gohan got around to
finishing his homework.
Vegeta -- Vegeta locked himself in
the closet and refused to come out. The police found him dead
three days later......Just kidding!
Piccolo -- Piccolo suffered minor
brain damage, but soon recovered. But every once in a while he
put on a blond wig and went to go "feel the wind in his
hair."
Krillin -- Krillin got better, but
he was banned from the Son's house forever.
Chi-Chi -- Chi-Chi got the flu and
banned Krillin from the Son's house forever.
Bulma -- Bulma took care of
Chi-Chi after she got sick.
Trunks -- Trunks finally went back
to the future and made a fortune off of Future Tea®, the tea
that calms and soothes.
Nurse -- The Nurse went to therapy
after meeting Son Goku.
Doctor -- The Doctor finally
switched to caffinated coffee.
Bob -- Bob was the camera man who
filmed the DBZ episode. He lived a happy life until Vegeta blew
him up.
The End
And so, as we walk away from the
fic, we walk away knowing a little bit more.
-BladeSlash