Disclaimer: All of the characters are Tolkien's. The rest of the story
would be mine except I am broke. BOO-HOO!
One random day in Rivendell, Sauron and Elrond were talking.
"You know, it would be nice to keep the old Fellowship together. They were such a well-working group, and they never really see each other any more. But every time they get together, they cause a disaster. I guess the old charm is gone," said Elrond mistily (don't ask)
"It's been the same with my Ringwraiths. They bring about chaos everywhere. And its not like they're trying to be evil, its just that they don't have anything to do. They need some new friends. Maybe our two 'Fellowships' should get together," answered Sauron, sounding unusually smart. (He must be drunk!)
"That's it! I'm such a genius!!!!! A 'Big Brother' program! Whoopee! Go me! Yehaaa! The first good idea I've had in years!!!" screams Elrond as he starts doing a victory dance.
"Actually, it was MY brilliant idea" stated Sauron.
"CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED" shrieked Elrond.
"Well, I better be going. Since SOMEBODY chooses to be a crybaby, I guess I can take ALL the credit for this WONDERFUL idea" said Sauron loudly.
"Fine then, you CENSORED CENSORED, I guess we will have to work together!"
Sauron reassured the other elves around them, "Everything is fine, Elrond is just getting a little older, a little wiser *cough cough*, and a little more prone to using profanity. By tomorrow, he should be as good as new *cough cough*"
A.N. (Author's Note) : Please don't ask why Sauron is suddenly so smart, because I am not really sure. Hey, somebody has to be the wise leader now that Elrond is cracking!
The next morning, Elrond awoke in a comfortable bed, with silky sheets. The birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, and Elrond was at peace with the world. All his mistakes and his triumphs from yesterday were gone, and he was awash in freedom. A new day had begun. Outside of his window, a small, gentle waterfall flowed, and the fish were jumping gaily.......
"Okay, okay, cut the crap" stated Sauron harshly as he strode into Elrond's room, "We have to set up our new program. REMEMBER! Or does memory loss come along with 'getting a little older'?"
"Oh shut up. Those happy little fairy things that flutter around and whisper pleasant stuff in you ear are gonna be pissed. They didn't even get a chance to do their job. SOMEBODY walked in and ruined my morning routine. *cough cough*" countered Elrond.
"So anyways, my Ringwraiths have agreed to be the 'Big Brothers' for your Fellowship. Have you communicated with your group yet?" asked Sauron imperiously.
"As a matter of fact, the messengers left early this morning. Probably before you were even awake" said Elrond
"Actually Elrond, evil or formerly-evil ruler don't sleep. They have too much important business to attend to"
"Oh..............." trailed off Elrond.
"MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sauron gleefully.
An elven messenger dashed into the room, out of breath.
"My liege, lord Sauron, Aragorn has agreed. *gasp* You might wish to know that*gasp* he went back to being a ranger about 10 years ago. Legolas tired of*gasp* Mirkwood, and joined Aragorn 5 years ago. Legolas too will participate" said the messenger between breaths.
"For god's sake, do you have asthma?" asked Elrond impatiently.
Another elf stepped into the room.
"Sirs, just to inform you, the entire Fellowship, including Legolas and Aragorn, were found in a rehab center after a bad situation with coffee. I believe you were the one to rescue them, Lord Elrond?" questioned the messenger uninterestedly.
"Ah yes, I was wasn't I. What a pleasant surprise that they are all together. I guess that makes things much easier. So how are they all doing?" babbled Elrond.
"Fine sir. The last spec of addiction has been cleaned from them all. They no longer have any attraction to coffee. Not even Gandalf."
"That's wonderful. So what about this guy here?" asked Sauron, motioning to other messenger, who proceeded to faint.
"Umm, very sorry he bothered you. Haldir has gone quite crazy" said the elf as he bowed himself out of the room.
Elrond ran over to the unconscious elf, and proceeded to shake him.
"What the hell?! I thought Haldir lived in Lothlorien?!" asked Sauron, who was clearly surprised.
"Ah well, he obviously lost it. Can we include him in the 'mentor' program? He obviously needs it" pleaded Elrond.
"I don't have enough Ringwraiths!"
"AHA! I have a brilliant idea! YOU can be Haldir's Big Brother!" exclaimed Elrond happily.
"FINE! But only to make an old elf happy" grumbled Sauron
Elrond deliberated over whether he had just been insulted, or was Sauron doing him a favor, when yet another elf stepped into the room.
"All 9 of the Fellowship have agreed to having a Big Brother. The matches will be made within a week" stated the elf.
Dun dun dun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next chapter, we will meet the Ringwraiths, and then the two groups will be paired up!
I hope you like!
PLEEZ R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One random day in Rivendell, Sauron and Elrond were talking.
"You know, it would be nice to keep the old Fellowship together. They were such a well-working group, and they never really see each other any more. But every time they get together, they cause a disaster. I guess the old charm is gone," said Elrond mistily (don't ask)
"It's been the same with my Ringwraiths. They bring about chaos everywhere. And its not like they're trying to be evil, its just that they don't have anything to do. They need some new friends. Maybe our two 'Fellowships' should get together," answered Sauron, sounding unusually smart. (He must be drunk!)
"That's it! I'm such a genius!!!!! A 'Big Brother' program! Whoopee! Go me! Yehaaa! The first good idea I've had in years!!!" screams Elrond as he starts doing a victory dance.
"Actually, it was MY brilliant idea" stated Sauron.
"CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED. CENSORED" shrieked Elrond.
"Well, I better be going. Since SOMEBODY chooses to be a crybaby, I guess I can take ALL the credit for this WONDERFUL idea" said Sauron loudly.
"Fine then, you CENSORED CENSORED, I guess we will have to work together!"
Sauron reassured the other elves around them, "Everything is fine, Elrond is just getting a little older, a little wiser *cough cough*, and a little more prone to using profanity. By tomorrow, he should be as good as new *cough cough*"
A.N. (Author's Note) : Please don't ask why Sauron is suddenly so smart, because I am not really sure. Hey, somebody has to be the wise leader now that Elrond is cracking!
The next morning, Elrond awoke in a comfortable bed, with silky sheets. The birds were chirping, the bees were buzzing, and Elrond was at peace with the world. All his mistakes and his triumphs from yesterday were gone, and he was awash in freedom. A new day had begun. Outside of his window, a small, gentle waterfall flowed, and the fish were jumping gaily.......
"Okay, okay, cut the crap" stated Sauron harshly as he strode into Elrond's room, "We have to set up our new program. REMEMBER! Or does memory loss come along with 'getting a little older'?"
"Oh shut up. Those happy little fairy things that flutter around and whisper pleasant stuff in you ear are gonna be pissed. They didn't even get a chance to do their job. SOMEBODY walked in and ruined my morning routine. *cough cough*" countered Elrond.
"So anyways, my Ringwraiths have agreed to be the 'Big Brothers' for your Fellowship. Have you communicated with your group yet?" asked Sauron imperiously.
"As a matter of fact, the messengers left early this morning. Probably before you were even awake" said Elrond
"Actually Elrond, evil or formerly-evil ruler don't sleep. They have too much important business to attend to"
"Oh..............." trailed off Elrond.
"MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sauron gleefully.
An elven messenger dashed into the room, out of breath.
"My liege, lord Sauron, Aragorn has agreed. *gasp* You might wish to know that*gasp* he went back to being a ranger about 10 years ago. Legolas tired of*gasp* Mirkwood, and joined Aragorn 5 years ago. Legolas too will participate" said the messenger between breaths.
"For god's sake, do you have asthma?" asked Elrond impatiently.
Another elf stepped into the room.
"Sirs, just to inform you, the entire Fellowship, including Legolas and Aragorn, were found in a rehab center after a bad situation with coffee. I believe you were the one to rescue them, Lord Elrond?" questioned the messenger uninterestedly.
"Ah yes, I was wasn't I. What a pleasant surprise that they are all together. I guess that makes things much easier. So how are they all doing?" babbled Elrond.
"Fine sir. The last spec of addiction has been cleaned from them all. They no longer have any attraction to coffee. Not even Gandalf."
"That's wonderful. So what about this guy here?" asked Sauron, motioning to other messenger, who proceeded to faint.
"Umm, very sorry he bothered you. Haldir has gone quite crazy" said the elf as he bowed himself out of the room.
Elrond ran over to the unconscious elf, and proceeded to shake him.
"What the hell?! I thought Haldir lived in Lothlorien?!" asked Sauron, who was clearly surprised.
"Ah well, he obviously lost it. Can we include him in the 'mentor' program? He obviously needs it" pleaded Elrond.
"I don't have enough Ringwraiths!"
"AHA! I have a brilliant idea! YOU can be Haldir's Big Brother!" exclaimed Elrond happily.
"FINE! But only to make an old elf happy" grumbled Sauron
Elrond deliberated over whether he had just been insulted, or was Sauron doing him a favor, when yet another elf stepped into the room.
"All 9 of the Fellowship have agreed to having a Big Brother. The matches will be made within a week" stated the elf.
Dun dun dun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next chapter, we will meet the Ringwraiths, and then the two groups will be paired up!
I hope you like!
PLEEZ R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
