AN: Ok here's the deal...Firstly I don't own any of the Gundam characters or Toonami but if I did...anyway...I don't so im not making any money or profit from this fic. Secondly this fic is a response to the immense amount of Yaoi that seems to be out there...so from my twisted mind straight to your computer Brand-X is proud to present our FIC! Itemyooo!!!!
Beer & Injustice!
By: Brandon "Brand-X" Grinslade
The scene opens on a porch. On it sit two young men probably in their late teens/ early twenties. Both are in rocking chairs, and are visibly feeling the summers heat.
-Duo: Man it's hot out here (reaches for a beer)
-WuFei: Truly (reaches for a beer)
Both grab for a beer and find that there is only one left.
-Duo: Well I guess I got the last beer. (grabs the can)
-Wufei: INJUSTICE! That beer should go to me! The greatest warrior in existence! (grabs the can)
-Duo and Wufei: (glare)
-Clock: 12:30
-Duo and Wufei: (glare and growl)
-Clock: 1:00
-Duo and Wufei: (glare, growl, and sweat-drop)
-Clock: 1:30
-Wufei: Fine! Let us settle this as true warriors
-Duo: (looks dubiously at Wufei) Ummm...and how's that then?
-Wufei: Nataku and I extend a formal challenge to the Shini-Gami and its Pilot!
-Duo: And the prize?
-Wufei: The final BEER!!!!! (Thinking: Justice!)
-Duo: You're on! (Thinking: Beer!)
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Space...that endless expanse of stars. Pan around to show the majesty of it all. Suddenly the thrusters of a space-borne battle-mech scream past followed by the light trail of the suits beam scythe. The dark Gundam known as The God of Death wheels around to match its fearsome opponent: the large armored mobile-suit, Shen-Long.
-Duo: (small screen in Wufei's cockpit) Heh...you really think you can beat me? That frosty...cold...delicious beverage is as good as mine!
-Wufei: (similar circumstances on the other side-o-things) ... ((hey kids that's Wufei being surly))
Suddenly the calm section of space between the two Gundam seems to crackle with energy as both wait to see what the other will do.
-WuFei (Thinking) Justice shall be mine Shinigami...Justice and Victory! For I am the better warrior...and as the better warrior I shall prevail...Oh Nataku you shall bear me up on metallic wings of Justice! And strike as a hammer of truth...and Justice!!! Oooh the Justice...I can almost taste it!
-Duo: (Thinking) After I beat him im think ill go watch Toonami..
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Hey kids hope you liked Chapter 1!!! Hang around for the thrilling conclusion in chapter two! Thrills Spills and a change of Tense!! Wee hoo!
-Brand ^_~
