Agent Hill glances around the glass conference table the Avengers are seated at. Fury had assembled them thirty seven minutes ago to inform them about another evil scientist trying to take over the world. As usual, some of the team has tuned the Director out.

Tony's leaning back in his chair, mouth hanging open, eyes closed. Hill gives a small shake of her head, he's asleep again.

Thor, Steve, Natasha, and Bruce are listening intently to Fury like always. Steve's even taking notes. Clint on the other hand has a piece of paper in front of him and is making paper footballs, flicking them towards Tony, aiming for his mouth. She notices Natasha jab Clint in the thigh but he ignores her.

Maria mentally rolls her eyes, he's like a child sometimes, and goes back to listening to Fury ramble on about how if they decide to eat schwarma after this mission again, they're all banned from the Hellcarrier for one week. Last time, four agents passed out from the stenches coming from the bathrooms. Shwarma does not settle well with a superhero's stomach.

"Aargh!" Suddenly the sound of someone choking filled the Agents ears.

"Score!" She looks over to see Tony half-glaring at Clint (who has a proud smile on his face and looks moments away from a victory dance) and half-gasping for air. Oh, Clint must've flicked a paper football in Tony's mouth and now he's choking.

Steve rises from his seat, ready to give his comrade the Heimlich. Tony gasps, clutching his throat, "Can't. Breathe." Bruce gets to feet and Hill takes a step forward.

"I know CPR!" Everyone , including a somewhat blue Tony, turn to the excited voice. Agent Dove stands behind Fury, hand raised as she tells everyone, "I can do mouth-to-mouth."

Tony shakes his head, his eyes widening like saucers. Everyone knows of Agent Doves wild and mildly inappropriate obsession with the Avengers. Suddenly Thor thumps Tony on the back, hard enough that even Natasha winces, and with a choked gasp the paper football damp with saliva goes flying out of Iron Mans mouth. Landing in front of Fury.

His eye twitches.

Agent Dove lowers her hand dejectedly.

For the next twenty minutes Fury proceeds to yell at Clint (for almost killing Tony) and Tony (for falling asleep again). Tony glares frostily at Hawkeye who merely smirks lazily back.

Oh yes, Maria Hill thinks sarcastically, these are definitely Earth's Mightiest Heroes.

a/n : This is what I imagine goes down during their meetings and yes, I have no answer for why the team werent more alarmed when Tony was choking. Just enjoy it.