Roger started driving to the netx town, but hetn he saw a ginat ball of garbage hurdleing thru the sky. The garbage ball was on fire becose it had to enter the enter the atmostphere since it was from outer space. OMg! that is a giant flaming, ball of garbege thougth Roger. He flipped his right turn signal to pull orver on the side of the higway to watch it. as it came closer he made confused look because it looked like the ball of garabge was being pushed by an other garbage trukc. Suddanly, Roger got afraid because garbeage trucks are sposed to actually pick up garbage, not make giant balls of it. This truck is evil. Eh watche dthe flaming ball fly across the sky and make impact just over the horzion to the east and also kinda to the north.
Roger knew he must fight the evil garbage truck because he could not compelte hes mission of pickin gup all the agarbadge if there was another truck making it so he started to drive to wehre it crashed. Roger said "I am very afraidb ut maybe if i drive fast then i wont be as afrade" so he drived real fast. He wanetd to listen to the radio, but he was driving almost 2000 miles an horu so he was going faster than even the FM radiowaves.
When Roger a rived he saw a giant plume of dust cruising thru the dessert. Since it was the dessert and also near cAliformia he thogt it might be DEATH VALEY. "that is the evil garbage" dsaid Roger to himseld. He darted off as fst as he could to entersept the another truck. and he did enter sept the trcuk so the other truck stopped. the Ball kept moveing because of inertia but not for very far. Roger looked at the other truck. it looked sad. it's eyelashes were looking away because it was asheamed since it was not doing its job as a garbage truck. Roger thought that is might also be kinda cute, but then his horny thots got distracted when he saw the driver of the truck. IT was Kanye West! the lord of all hip hop/rap. "yes, it's me. Kanye west. I have hi-jacked a space garbage truck from mars to destroy all humans with garbagee! he said.
"you are evil for hi-jacking that poor truck" said roger. THsi was the last straw. he was ready to fight and ready to die to save the world and conitnue his mision. Roger charged at mr. west and the other truck. "the only way to stop a highjacker is to lowjack them rite back!" and so Roger 'low-jacked' the truck espeshuly kanye and threw him out of th etruck. kanye wets was thrown high into the air and then fell into the dessert leavinga crator like fReieza when Goku shot him and also like Neo in th matrix. The crumpled remains of Knay West were spraking and wires were ocming out of him. "kanye West ddint want to kill all humans" roger said" but robot kanye west did!"
The other truck said her name was Brenda and Roger said he thoght she was hot. "i think you are hot to" said Brenda. and so they started making out and even making love. It was very sexy and hot too becuase it was the desert. Roger aksed Brenda to join him on his mission and she said yes but only after they do missionary positshun. Roger said okay and they did it which I don't even know how a garbage truck can do that but they did.
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