Disclaimer: I own neither Mulan nor Dragon Age

~The Hanged Man~

"Are you going to tell us why you asked us here, or just keep drinking?" Fenris asked, clearly annoyed.

Hawke finished his drink and then fixed his gaze on Fenris. "Fine. Since you wanna be grumpy, I'll just get to the point," he said, turning to see the rest of his companions. "I have called you all here because I have noticed something. You guys are great, don't get me wrong, but it's become clear to me that I'm better than all of you."

"Excuse me?" Isabella asked incredulously.

"Now hold on, don't get offended; it's really not your fault. But I'm going to help. I'm holding a mandatory training camp tomorrow in the woods just outside of town."

"Um, if we're having a training camp, wouldn't it be better to do it farther from town? I'm not thrilled by the idea of being caught by the Templars because we were too close," Anders said.

"Oh," Hawke said looking at him, "we don't need magic for this. I'll see you all bright and early tomorrow in the woods!"

With that, Hawke walked out of the tavern, leaving a very confused group of people in his wake.

~The Woods Outside of Town: Morning~

Varric yawned, stepping into the line.

"I still can't believe we're wasting our time with this," Carver complained. "Why did I even agree to come out for this?"

"Because he's your brother and you didn't have a choice," Aveline said, looking at him. "Besides, it's a good idea. I have monthly training sessions for my guards."

"Alright!" Hawke came out shirtless. He looked at everyone, standing in their line. "You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning! Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me." He pulled his bow of a barrel.

"Oh, tough guy," Varric whispered to Anders.

"Varric," Hawke pointed an arrow towards him, "thank you for volunteering." He shot the arrow into the top of a pole. "Retrieve the arrow."

Varric headed over to the pole. "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt, on."

"One moment! You seem to be missing something," Hawke pulled two weights out of a case. "This," he said, tying one of the weights to Varric's hand and holding it up, "is discipline. And this," he said, tying the other weight to the other hand and holding it up, "represents strength. You need both to reach the arrow."

Everyone tried and failed to climb up the pole.

"We've got a long way to go," Hawke said, exasperated. He then walked over to a barrel filled with numerous long sticks. He picked them up and threw one to everyone. They caught them, surprised. "We are gonna have a montage!"

"Let's get down to business, to defeat the darkspawn," Hawke began to lead them in practice. "Did they send me daughters, when I asked, for sons?"

Isabella, Aveline, Merrill exchanged a look of worried confusion.

"You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet, before we're through; Mister, I'll, make a man, out of you!"

"That will probably be very difficult. I didn't even know we could change genders," Merrill said confused.

"He didn't mean it literally, Merrill," Aveline explained.

"Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within," Hawke continued pulling out his bow and arrow. "Once you find your centre, you are sure to win!"

Sebastian and Varric were rather pleased by the change in weaponry. The same could not be said for everyone else though. They tried awkwardly to shoot at their targets. Things only got worse as the next exercise was standing with a bucket of water on their heads trying to deflect the rocks being thrown at them. The day was not looking good so far.

"You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot, and you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll, make a man, out of you," Hawke said threateningly, taking the bucket off of Anders head.

"I'm never gonna catch my breath," Varric said, running.

Carver followed behind, "Say goodbye to those who knew me!"

Merrill paused for a minute after trying, and failing, to break a brick with her head. "Boy was I fool, in school for cutting gym."

"This guy's got 'em scared to death!" Sebastian thought.

Isabella got up after being punched. "Hope he doesn't see right through me!"

"Now I really wish that I knew how to swim," Fenris said, pausing yet again before jumping to the next post in the lake.

"Be man!" shouted everyone else.

"We must be swift as a coursing river!" Hawke, shouted, thrilled that his friends were going along with this for so long.

"Be a man!"

"With all the force of a great typhoon!"

"Be a man!"

"With all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!"

They started hiking up the mountain, each carrying a stick with two bags weighed down.

"Time is racing towards us, 'till the Qunari, attack! Heed my every order, and you might, survive!" He doubled back when he noticed that Merrill had fallen behind. He took her stick and ran back to the front, leaving her to catch up. Later at night he came and found her in camp. "You're not suited for the rage of war! So pack up, go home; you're through! How could I, make a man, out of you?" He handed her things and walked away.

Merill sat there and looked up at the arrow. Then she got an idea. She began trying again to climb up the pole while everyone else was sleeping.

"Be a man!" everyone shouted.

"We must be swift as a coursing river!"

"Be a man!"

"With all the force of a great typhoon!"

"Be a man!"

"With all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!"

Merrill then decided that climbing was stupid anyways so she just used magic to get herself and the weights to the top of the pole and threw the arrow down at Hawke's feet. Hawke invited her back in for the last bit of training.

"Be a man!" everyone shouted.

"We must be swift as a coursing river!"

"Be a man!"

"With all the force of a great typhoon!"

"Be a man!"

"With all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!" Hawke finished singing the last little bit, then turned gleefully back to his companions. They looked battered and bruised and vaguely annoyed.

"What just happened here?" Anders looked around, confused. "We were only here for, like, four minutes. How did we do all that?"

"It's the magic of a montage, Anders," Hawke said, beaming at him. "So, anyways, ready for the Qunari invasion now?"

~After the Next Fight~

"I just don't get it!" Hawke complained. "It's like you guys haven't improved at all!"

"Well maybe, if you had tried to have an actual training session rather than a four minute montage, it would have been more effective," Aveline said, glaring over at him.

~Author's Note~

So I've decided doing movie scenes with different people is really fun. I think I'm mainly going to use scenes from animated Disney movies, because it's fun for me, but maybe some other ones too, we'll see. Anyways, if anyone has any ideas for scenes they want done with Hawke and Co., let me know and I'll look at it. And just so everyone knows now, Hawke's gender will be changing a lot. Pretty much, Hawke's gender will be whatever is most convenient/seems fun at the time.