Karta: Hi there! This is my strange little humor story. It makes Ryou sound a bit high and mighty but really I think he deserves that right as much as anyone else, ne? Well I hope you enjoy!
P.S.: I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH! (Please don't die of shock!)
Note: Ryou = Ryou Bakura
Bakura = Yami Bakura
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Today was to be a normal day like any other. I, Ryou Bakura, current holder of the Millennium Ring and (not to brag) some of the
best hair in Domino City, was happily strolling down the street. That's when the ninjas came! There were maybe eight, no, TEN ninjas, all deadly and looking for trouble. They jumped at me, using their powerful kung fu techniques, but they were no match for me. I flipped backwards out of their reach, shifting into my own fighting stance."Give up now or face the wrath of Ryou Bakura!" I warned calmly. They were, quite obviously, afraid of my might. However it is a well known fact that ninjas are very stubborn.
"No! Never will we surrender! Now DIIIEEE" The head ninja jumped at me, with his followers in tow. I gave a well placed hit to the first ninja's jaw, while dodging blows from every angle. Then I karate chopped one guy, followed by a low kick to another's shins, which sent him flying. An uppercut was the downfall of the next ninja, while another of my superb kicks took out three others. Two of the last three charged at me simultaneously. I grabbed each by the head and slammed them together. Nine down, one to go.
"So it's just you and me." I smiled to the last guy, who looked positively ready to wet himself. That is, until the Millennium Ring began to glow. Out popped my Yami (Who shall hence forth be known as Bakura), the poor naïve fool.
"Oh Ryou! What are you doing?" He asked with awe, clasping his hands together. The last thug/ninja grabbed him from behind, knife in hand.
"No Bakura!" I yelled, before turning to the ninja, "Let him go, the kid has nothing to do with this!" I shouted.
"No. HAHA. I won't!" The ninja laughed, "Now you will have to surrender to
US Ryou Bakura!""Oh save me Ryou!" Bakura cried out, eyes watering.
"Don't worry Bakura!" I soothed, "There's no way I'll loose to this guy!"
"Oh, but you will!" the ninja laughed again. Using the hand that wasn't holding the knife, he pulled out. .
"Shuriken throwing stars!" I shouted, outraged by his foul play.
"Correct! DIEEE!" He flicked them at me, but not nearly quickly enough. In the time he was unguarded after his attack, I flew at him, knocking the evil ninja to the ground with one powerful kick.
"Oh Ryou you're my
hero!" Bakura smiled dreamily, "You're just sooo brave!""Ah it's nothing, really!" I smiled, "Just another normal day for me."
With a yawn Ryou Bakura sat up groggily from his laying position on the living room sofa. Bakura poked his head out from the kitchen doorway.
"Bad dream?" He asked, not showing much curiosity.
"No." Ryou smiled wistfully, "It was very much to my liking."
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Karta: Hmmm. . . I guess Bakura sounds a bit OOC for the end, but let's say he and Ryou are on good terms, hm? I hope you enjoyed! R&R!
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