I just heard this song…and it made me think… :Giggle:
Disclaimer: The song belongs to Shaggy and the characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Draco: (Knocks on Blaise's door) Hey, Blaise.
Blaise: Hey
Draco: (Slumps against door frame) Open up, Blaise…
Blaise: What do you want, Draco?
Draco: Harry just caught me.
Blaise: You let him catch you?
Draco: I don't know how I let this happen…
Blaise: With who?
Draco: The guy next door, you know…
Blaise: Man
Draco: I don't know what to do.
Blaise: Say it wasn't you
Draco: Alright
Draco sings on his way back to his and Harry's flat:
Harry came in and he caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the guy next door.
Picture this, we were both butt naked,
Bangin' on the bathroom floor
(Draco sighs and rolls his eyes.)
How could I forget that I had
Given him an extra key?
All this time he was standing there,
He never took his eyes off me…
(Blaise joins Draco on the sidewalk and joins in on the song.)
Blaise: How you can grant the man access to your apartment?
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before he turns into a killer.
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play.
If he says you're not, convince him you're not gay.
Never admit to a word when he say makes a claim…
And you tell him 'baby no way.'
But he caught me on the counter… (Blaise: It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa… (Blaise: It wasn't me)
I even had him in the shower… (Blaise: It wasn't me)
He even caught me on camera! (Blaise: It wasn't me)
He saw the marks on my shoulder (B: It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told him (B: It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (B: It wasn't me)
He said our dealy was over…
Harry came in and he caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the guy next door.
Picture this, we were both butt naked,
Bangin' on the bathroom floor.
I had tried to keep him
From what he was about to see.
Why should he believe me
When I told him it wasn't me?
Blaise: Make sure he knows it's not you and lead him on tha right prefix
Whenever you should see him make tha gigolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it's not that complex
Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
You know he's not gonna be worrying about things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then he'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if he packs a gun you know you better run fast.
But he caught me on the counter (B: It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (B: It wasn't me)
I even had him in the shower (B: It wasn't me)
He even caught me on camera (B: It wasn't me)
He saw the marks on my shoulder (B: It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told him (B: It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (B: It wasn't me)
He said our dealy was over
Harry came in and he caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the guy next door.
Picture this, we were both butt naked,
Bangin' on the bathroom floor.
(Draco growls)
How could I forget that I had
Given him an extra key
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off me
(Draco looks defeated, yet resolute)
Gonna tell him that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell him that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing
Harry came in and he caught me red-handed,
Creeping with the guy next door.
Picture this, we were both butt naked,
Bangin' on the bathroom floor.
How could I forget that I had
Given him an extra key
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off me…
(END)
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